This is SO fucked up... but hilarious - GoFuckYourself.com

Don RELISH · 11-10-2006, 11:32 AM

Ok, we're a porn studio and as to be expected, some fucked up or funny shit happens pretty much happens here on a daily basis, but the story our new GAY editor, "Speedy", just confessed something that had all of us on the floor laughing...

Last week we had a new guy come in to audition to be a stud and our editor (who's also a cameraman) decided to take him next door to film his audition, which he did. Basically the stud had to perform a solo guy scene, wanking for the camera till he cums, after which he cleans himself off. All good so far. After the stud goes, "Speedy", who got so turned on during the audition (he picked the guy from some pics), decides to go to the next door toilet to have a wank to relieve himself. On his way to the toilet he notices the bin in which the guy threw in the tissues that he used to clean himself after the audition and without hesitation, plucks them out of the bin to SNIFF....AND TASTE (!!!)... while he has his wank!!! FUCK ME.

Like I said, this is SO fucked up. He floored us...

D/

JD · 11-10-2006, 11:41 AM

w....t....f....

ichauch · 11-10-2006, 11:59 AM

Umm, is he gay?

After Shock Media · 11-10-2006, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichauch

Umm, is he gay?

Umm, are you literate?

_Richard_ · 11-10-2006, 12:09 PM

so very wrong.

R

jmk · 11-10-2006, 12:52 PM

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NoWhErE · 11-10-2006, 02:14 PM

you crazy brits do the strangest things sometimes

2HousePlague · 11-10-2006, 02:16 PM

I swear I already read this in another thread.

2hp

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-10-2006, 02:17 PM

id wank to it

Michaelious · 11-10-2006, 02:18 PM

Hilarious, but I guess some of the guys in porn who are stright do that with women's underwear.

notabook · 11-10-2006, 03:09 PM

This isn't quite as gay as a tub full of asian transvestites, but it's close.

Don RELISH · 11-11-2006, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

you crazy brits do the strangest things sometimes

He's actually Mexican.
Hence his nic "Speedy".
Now they're REALLY fucked up!

Spunky · 11-11-2006, 08:01 PM

I'm a panty snifter but not a used kleenix snifter..bla

Aquarius · 11-11-2006, 08:02 PM

This thread is gay.

GetBigCash · 11-11-2006, 08:05 PM

uh eeeeewwwww!

the source · 11-11-2006, 08:05 PM

ugh... gross

11-10-2006, 11:32 AM	#1
Don RELISH Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: London Posts: 199	This is SO fucked up... but hilarious Ok, we're a porn studio and as to be expected, some fucked up or funny shit happens pretty much happens here on a daily basis, but the story our new GAY editor, "Speedy", just confessed something that had all of us on the floor laughing... Last week we had a new guy come in to audition to be a stud and our editor (who's also a cameraman) decided to take him next door to film his audition, which he did. Basically the stud had to perform a solo guy scene, wanking for the camera till he cums, after which he cleans himself off. All good so far. After the stud goes, "Speedy", who got so turned on during the audition (he picked the guy from some pics), decides to go to the next door toilet to have a wank to relieve himself. On his way to the toilet he notices the bin in which the guy threw in the tissues that he used to clean himself after the audition and without hesitation, plucks them out of the bin to SNIFF....AND TASTE (!!!)... while he has his wank!!! FUCK ME. Like I said, this is SO fucked up. He floored us... D/ __________________ RelishCA$H.com RELISH Don: don [at] relishfilms.com / ICQ: 310-314 / My AdultWhosWho

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