Aahhhhhgghh! I can't fucking sleep!!

[jasonir]

Every time I wake up in the middle of the night FUCKING JANET JACKSON's song "So Excited" is playing in my head and it won't fucking stop!

Fuck you Janet!!!!

[NinjaSteve]

haha the song haunts you!!!

[polish_aristocrat]

[martinsc]

[thaifan99]

dream of george bush and hilary clinton fucking - that should fix you!

[dasbroot]

Every time I wake up in the middle of the night FUCKING JANET JACKSON's song "So Excited" is playing in my head and it won't fucking stop!

Fuck you Janet!!!!

well,could i have your problems please?
i dreamt of paymonde this night.

[jasonir]

well,could i have your problems please?
i dreamt of paymonde this night.

Dude the other night I had a nightmare that my Ruth's Chris in Toronto had changed their interior layout and fired all their staff and I was all alone in the world.

[$5 submissions]

Here's what works for me: take a warm shower, drink some warm milk, and read in bed. Puts me to sleep in no time.

[LittleSassy]

[tincho79]

have sex and then u can sleep

[aless]

Try running a few miles, make 100 pushups and you'll sleep well. Guaranteed ;).

[jasonir]

Try running a few miles, make 100 pushups and you'll sleep well. Guaranteed ;).

True that... I think I'll get back on my regular gym schedule.