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Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Do you wash your hands after jerking off?
I always find the nearest person to high-five. No washing.
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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thanks for letting us know
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Ryde or Die
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i usually shake hands with whoever is next to me.
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www.barely18movies.com
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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i usually lick my fingers straight after...
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Junior Achiever
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No comment
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CURATOR
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
Posts: 14,572
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Kinda kills the afterglow. 2hp
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
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I wipe my hands on the curtains usually, or the carpet.
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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I sort of pass out and let my hands droop.
Between the cat and the dog, my hands always and belly seem to always end up clean and glaze free.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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i usually lick my hands trying to get frosting off them
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: internets
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i wipe it on my shirt
and continue to jerk it
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#14 |
8.8.8.8
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omg now this is a fucking funny
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Netherlands
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I like that sticky feeling
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CRAZY MOFUKKA
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i pleade the fifth
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Choice is an Illusion
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: www.lvpshosting.com
Posts: 7,512
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always wash mine hands...
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emperor of my world
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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![]() I masturbated yesterday for the last time in my life
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i wipe it out with a tissue
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Let's do some business!
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Anyone around? I need to high-five. Quick.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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i wash. .
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I just have Skufty lick them clean ;-)
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#26 |
I help you SUCCEED
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This is what you call a LOAD(no pun intended)ed question
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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I use detergent soap for best results..
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: pink adult dreams
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I hope i will not see you ever.
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#29 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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how bout an alhcohol antibacterial formula
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#30 |
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That should be applied before and after.
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#31 |
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no, then I put them into my ass and finger myself
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#32 |
******
Join Date: Jun 2002
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I wipe it off with my pants
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#34 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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I am sanitized person, so...
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