Introduce myself and offer EU merchant accounts - GoFuckYourself.com

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 01:13 PM

Hi all,
I have been reading the posts on GFY for years and going to the shows in Miami and Vegas. GFY is always the board I go to when I need a good laugh or a dose of shock entertainment. You guys always deliver!

I wanted to introduce myself and tell you a little about what I do. My name is Tricia, and I have been providing merchant account consulting/merchant bank placement for higher risk (CNP) merchants since 1998. I have always worked with referred clients rather then posting on the boards. However, after building some solid relationships with several offshore banks over the years, they have given me the opportunity to add some additional higher risk accounts to their existing portfolios.

With that being said, I figured this was the best way to reach the highest quality ?higher? risk merchants

Here are the terms?.no games or bait and switch tactics and guaranteed approval with no volume caps as long as you meet the criteria and are truthful from the start:

? I can place adult, dating, MLM, downloads, and pharmacy
? Minimum committed volume is 100k per month
? Running under 1 to 1.5% chargeback ratios
? Must be incorporated in the EU.

This is not an aggregator account. This is your own merchant account.

If you are interested, please send an email to:
[email protected]

I?ll get back to you within 24 hours or less. I will also walk you through the process from beginning to the day you start processing transactions. Also, if you choose, I can be your ongoing point of contact for the banks to make sure any inquiries are handled.

Thanks all. If you see this as SPAM?I?m sorry. I just figured someone here might need my services.

Tricia

DutchTeenCash · 11-09-2006, 01:21 PM

There are more who offer this and Im totally cool with that but for 99% here 100k monthly is about 100 times too high.

If this story was the same except for 10k monthly or so Im sure ppl would be standing in line, but for now its just another offer.

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 01:24 PM

Funny you should say that...it was supposed to say 10k. I just read your post and was a bit confused.

Sorry about that. I will change the post. Thanks for catching that.

DutchTeenCash · 11-09-2006, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getamerchantaccount

Funny you should say that...it was supposed to say 10k. I just read your post and was a bit confused.

Sorry about that. I will change the post. Thanks for catching that.

Well I didnt lol but you might wanna point out that its 10k yes, im sure ppl will be interested.

123Roman · 11-09-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getamerchantaccount

Hi all,
I have been reading the posts on GFY for years and going to the shows in Miami and Vegas. GFY is always the board I go to when I need a good laugh or a dose of shock entertainment. You guys always deliver!

I wanted to introduce myself and tell you a little about what I do. My name is Tricia, and I have been providing merchant account consulting/merchant bank placement for higher risk (CNP) merchants since 1998. I have always worked with referred clients rather then posting on the boards. However, after building some solid relationships with several offshore banks over the years, they have given me the opportunity to add some additional higher risk accounts to their existing portfolios.

With that being said, I figured this was the best way to reach the highest quality ?higher? risk merchants

Here are the terms?.no games or bait and switch tactics and guaranteed approval with no volume caps as long as you meet the criteria and are truthful from the start:

? I can place adult, dating, MLM, downloads, and pharmacy
? Minimum committed volume is 100k per month
? Running under 1 to 1.5% chargeback ratios
? Must be incorporated in the EU.

This is not an aggregator account. This is your own merchant account.

If you are interested, please send an email to:
[email protected]

I?ll get back to you within 24 hours or less. I will also walk you through the process from beginning to the day you start processing transactions. Also, if you choose, I can be your ongoing point of contact for the banks to make sure any inquiries are handled.

Thanks all. If you see this as SPAM?I?m sorry. I just figured someone here might need my services.

Tricia

Who have you worked with since 1998? not merchantaccountcheckups, since it was only created 06-Jan-2006...which banks you deal with?
does offshore = europe?

I need new processing since paymonde shit happened...

Lazonby · 11-09-2006, 01:55 PM

Is this David Stodghill's newest nick?

samo · 11-09-2006, 02:05 PM

Can someone in USA get EU merchant account?

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 02:15 PM

Hi all,
I have worked with several of the top payment processors over the years( Paymentech,etc) and did alot of consulting on a referral basis. If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure.

To answer some of the questions.

I can get you incorporated in the EU for $1,300. I work with an attorney in Canada who handles all of it for you. It takes about a week to set up.

I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships.

Besides placing you, I can give you some advice if needed...free of charge. I figure if I help you out now with some solutions, you will come to me for processing at some point.

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 02:15 PM

Hi all,
I have worked with several of the top payment processors over the years( Paymentech,etc) and did alot of consulting on a referral basis. If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure.

To answer some of the questions.

I can get you incorporated in the EU for $1,300. I work with an attorney in Canada who handles all of it for you. It takes about a week to set up.

I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships.

Besides placing you, I can give you some advice if needed...free of charge. I figure if I help you out now with some solutions, you will come to me for processing at some point.

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 02:16 PM

Hi all,
I have worked with several of the top payment processors over the years( Paymentech,etc) and did alot of consulting on a referral basis. If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure.

To answer some of the questions.

I can get you incorporated in the EU for $1,300. I work with an attorney in Canada who handles all of it for you. It takes about a week to set up.

I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships.

Besides placing you, I can give you some advice if needed...free of charge. I figure if I help you out now with some solutions, you will come to me for processing at some point.

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 02:18 PM

I got trigger happy....submit...submit..submit.

Lazonby · 11-09-2006, 02:18 PM

Well that's one way to increase your post count.

getamerchantaccount · 11-09-2006, 02:21 PM

Being that I have spent so much lurking time on this board, I should have made my title say something like" Beyond HOT!!! You have got to check this out!. I bet I would have many more views about my services! That, or submitted a pic of a body part

reynold · 11-09-2006, 03:21 PM

I hope you enjoy your stay.

Kimmykim · 11-10-2006, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getamerchantaccount

If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure.

I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships.

Why dont you try posting your real name? That would probably work better than this pack of nonsense.

gooddomains · 11-10-2006, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Why dont you try posting your real name? That would probably work better than this pack of nonsense.

Yes, a real name and complete business information would be the right thing to do

getamerchantaccount · 11-10-2006, 11:13 AM

Hi Guys,
Sorry about that. I just figured everyone else uses nicks so could I. My name is Tricia B. I currently work for a mainstream processor so I don't really like to give out that information. As I mentioned before, I consult for high-risk merchants who need placement and some advice to work out a sticky situation. I don't have a direct company as I have always done this on a referral basis.

This was one of the reasons I never posted on GFY...sometimes you play nice...other times, you attack.

I'm a honest person who knows this industry. I just need to protect my job as well..

Hope you all understand.

123Roman · 11-10-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getamerchantaccount

Hi Guys,
Sorry about that. I just figured everyone else uses nicks so could I. My name is Tricia B. I currently work for a mainstream processor so I don't really like to give out that information. As I mentioned before, I consult for high-risk merchants who need placement and some advice to work out a sticky situation. I don't have a direct company as I have always done this on a referral basis.

This was one of the reasons I never posted on GFY...sometimes you play nice...other times, you attack.

I'm a honest person who knows this industry. I just need to protect my job as well..

Hope you all understand.

what name of banks? Who does processing? Who does gateway?

11-09-2006, 01:13 PM	#1
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Introduce myself and offer EU merchant accounts Hi all, I have been reading the posts on GFY for years and going to the shows in Miami and Vegas. GFY is always the board I go to when I need a good laugh or a dose of shock entertainment. You guys always deliver! I wanted to introduce myself and tell you a little about what I do. My name is Tricia, and I have been providing merchant account consulting/merchant bank placement for higher risk (CNP) merchants since 1998. I have always worked with referred clients rather then posting on the boards. However, after building some solid relationships with several offshore banks over the years, they have given me the opportunity to add some additional higher risk accounts to their existing portfolios. With that being said, I figured this was the best way to reach the highest quality ?higher? risk merchants Here are the terms?.no games or bait and switch tactics and guaranteed approval with no volume caps as long as you meet the criteria and are truthful from the start: ? I can place adult, dating, MLM, downloads, and pharmacy ? Minimum committed volume is 100k per month ? Running under 1 to 1.5% chargeback ratios ? Must be incorporated in the EU. This is not an aggregator account. This is your own merchant account. If you are interested, please send an email to: [email protected] I?ll get back to you within 24 hours or less. I will also walk you through the process from beginning to the day you start processing transactions. Also, if you choose, I can be your ongoing point of contact for the banks to make sure any inquiries are handled. Thanks all. If you see this as SPAM?I?m sorry. I just figured someone here might need my services. Tricia

11-09-2006, 01:21 PM	#2
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11-09-2006, 02:15 PM	#8
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Who I work for Hi all, I have worked with several of the top payment processors over the years( Paymentech,etc) and did alot of consulting on a referral basis. If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure. To answer some of the questions. I can get you incorporated in the EU for $1,300. I work with an attorney in Canada who handles all of it for you. It takes about a week to set up. I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships. Besides placing you, I can give you some advice if needed...free of charge. I figure if I help you out now with some solutions, you will come to me for processing at some point.

11-09-2006, 02:15 PM	#9
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Who I work for Hi all, I have worked with several of the top payment processors over the years( Paymentech,etc) and did alot of consulting on a referral basis. If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure. To answer some of the questions. I can get you incorporated in the EU for $1,300. I work with an attorney in Canada who handles all of it for you. It takes about a week to set up. I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships. Besides placing you, I can give you some advice if needed...free of charge. I figure if I help you out now with some solutions, you will come to me for processing at some point.

11-09-2006, 02:16 PM	#10
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Who I work for Hi all, I have worked with several of the top payment processors over the years( Paymentech,etc) and did alot of consulting on a referral basis. If someone was in need of a merchant account and got declined over in the US, I was the person they called. I am building out the website merchantaccountcheckup.com but just registered the name and email. I am not new to the industry for sure. To answer some of the questions. I can get you incorporated in the EU for $1,300. I work with an attorney in Canada who handles all of it for you. It takes about a week to set up. I work with banks in Kitts, US, Europe, Canada, and Isreal. Tight relationships. Besides placing you, I can give you some advice if needed...free of charge. I figure if I help you out now with some solutions, you will come to me for processing at some point.

11-09-2006, 01:24 PM	#3
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Funny you should say that...it was supposed to say 10k. I just read your post and was a bit confused. Sorry about that. I will change the post. Thanks for catching that.

11-09-2006, 01:55 PM	#6
Lazonby Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,262	Is this David Stodghill's newest nick?

11-09-2006, 02:05 PM	#7
samo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 179	Can someone in USA get EU merchant account?

11-09-2006, 02:18 PM	#11
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	sorry for the multiple posts I got trigger happy....submit...submit..submit.

11-09-2006, 02:21 PM	#13
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Now I know a good trick or two Being that I have spent so much lurking time on this board, I should have made my title say something like" Beyond HOT!!! You have got to check this out!. I bet I would have many more views about my services! That, or submitted a pic of a body part

11-09-2006, 03:21 PM	#14
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I hope you enjoy your stay.

11-10-2006, 11:13 AM	#17
getamerchantaccount Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9	Hi Guys, Sorry about that. I just figured everyone else uses nicks so could I. My name is Tricia B. I currently work for a mainstream processor so I don't really like to give out that information. As I mentioned before, I consult for high-risk merchants who need placement and some advice to work out a sticky situation. I don't have a direct company as I have always done this on a referral basis. This was one of the reasons I never posted on GFY...sometimes you play nice...other times, you attack. I'm a honest person who knows this industry. I just need to protect my job as well.. Hope you all understand.