OMG somebody stole my fucking wallet!!!

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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #1

    OMG somebody stole my fucking wallet!!!

    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Canadian Tire customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Canadian Tire store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

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  • JD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2003
    • 22651

    #2
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

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    • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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      • Jan 2004
      • 16502

      #3
      so you got sucked off by a guy?

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      • madawgz
        8.8.8.8
        • Mar 2006
        • 30509

        #4
        Originally posted by Madrox
        so you got sucked off by a guy?
        no

        it clearly sais "Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car"

        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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        • notabook
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          Older than jesus. And that guy is like twenty-six!

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          • gimo33
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 5599

            #6
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            • polish_aristocrat
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2002
              • 40377

              #7
              Originally posted by madawgz
              no

              it clearly sais "Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car"

              and then you woke up....
              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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              • DarkJedi
                No Refunds Issued.
                • Feb 2001
                • 28301

                #8
                So where did you steal that from?

                http://jagular.blogspot.com/2006/10/...ing-forum.html

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                  no, someone sent me an email with that joke today

                  im sure its posted in alot of places
                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                  • Sosa
                    In Tushy Land
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 40149

                    #10
                    heh still funny

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                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                      I guarantee it
                      • May 2005
                      • 18314

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Madrox
                      so you got sucked off by a guy?

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                      • clip4free
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 852

                        #12
                        old, but where do you get a discount wallets?

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                        • Klen
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 32235

                          #13
                          He he he this one is good.But speaking about in theft when i go to risking place i took other with wallet with 20$ in and nothing else.I simpyl cannot risk losing documents which worth much more then any amount of money

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                          • free4porn
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 4654

                            #14
                            hate people who steal wallets!
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                            • Aquarius
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 4754

                              #15
                              Already posted a thousand times.

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                              • CyberHustler
                                Masterbaiter
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 28736

                                #16
                                when ever I cross the northern border I keep an empty wallet in my back pocket as a decoy
                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                • tehHinjew
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 5755

                                  #17
                                  i dont know whats older, that joke or the internet

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                                  • BusterBunny
                                    perverted justice decoy
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 19291

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                    and then you woke up....
                                    no he was awake................
























                                    but they were trannies
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                                    • squishypimp
                                      PostMaster General
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 10781

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                      and then you woke up....
                                      lol

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                                      • gecko
                                        ******
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 21846

                                        #20
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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509

                                          #21
                                          OKAY fuck im sorry for posting an old joke

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                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                          • Kimo
                                            ...
                                            • Jan 2006
                                            • 11542

                                            #22
                                            haha thats still funny even tho its old
                                            ...

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                                            • Bama
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 2727

                                              #23
                                              For a second there I thought you made a thread about the bad luck of having your wallet being stolen.....

                                              Then it dawned on me that the bad luck would have been on the thief - stealing a wallet with no money in it and maxed out credit cards!

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