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Sam Granger · 11-09-2006, 11:03 AM

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

?Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

?Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

?Long Pause

??Longer Pause

???Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 486-5731?"

martinsc · 11-09-2006, 11:03 AM

madawgz · 11-09-2006, 11:09 AM

hahaha yeah ive heard that before, funny one

Violetta · 11-09-2006, 11:30 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... best one I have heard in ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weblinesales · 11-09-2006, 11:41 AM

That Joke is asome!!! Keeep them coming....

Th!nk · 11-09-2006, 11:41 AM

LOLzzzzzz! :1orlaugh

squishypimp · 11-09-2006, 11:43 AM

lol very cute

woj · 11-09-2006, 11:58 AM

marko13 · 11-09-2006, 12:01 PM

very funny...

_Richard_ · 11-09-2006, 12:02 PM

roflmao

R

gecko · 11-09-2006, 12:16 PM

lol............

Vitasoy · 11-09-2006, 12:25 PM

That gave me a chuckle

F U S I O N · 11-09-2006, 12:30 PM

Oldie but a goodie!

andreea · 11-09-2006, 01:15 PM

omfg that was a good one!

)

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-09-2006, 01:18 PM

haha, good stuff. Never heard that one before.

lot · 11-09-2006, 01:19 PM

It was a good one indeed!

Manowar · 11-09-2006, 01:24 PM

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-09-2006, 08:39 PM

lol... nice one!
got my stomach achin

shekinah · 11-09-2006, 08:57 PM

haha funny joke! thanks..

sniperwolf · 11-09-2006, 09:37 PM

lmaaaaoo.. oh my that cracked me up hahaha

11-09-2006, 11:03 AM	#1
Sam Granger Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau) Posts: 3,958	joke Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." ?Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." ?Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ?Long Pause ??Longer Pause ???Even Longer Pause Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 486-5731?" __________________ [img]http://**************/sig/fhv3_j2_624x80_2.gif[/img] $35-40 Per Signup, 60-70% Rev Share, over 80 Sites, Exclusive Sites, tons of free content 14,000+ Free hosted Galleries, RSS feeds, Domain Hosting, Embedded Flash Movies Join Fetish Hits now! ICQ:** 358652230

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11-09-2006, 11:30 AM	#4
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11-09-2006, 11:41 AM	#6
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11-09-2006, 12:30 PM	#13
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11-09-2006, 01:19 PM	#16
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11-09-2006, 08:39 PM	#18
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11-09-2006, 09:37 PM	#20
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	lmaaaaoo.. oh my that cracked me up hahaha