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  • buddyjuf
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    I *HAATE* banks

    So I go to the bank today to do 2 things:
    1) Pay off my Credit Card
    2) Make a money order

    So I go to my bank where my CC is, makes things simpler right? WRONG

    I get there to pay my credit card, and they ask me for TWO pieces of ID... for having to PAY them, not havin to take money or something. So whatever, I go get a 2nd ID from my car and go back. Then I ask them for a money order (cash equivalent), and they tell me that they can't make me a money order unless I am a member of the bank (have more than a credit card).

    Its like WTF, I always used to go to any random bank to get a money order. And I'm paying these people 50grand a year on my credit card and they still wont do a simple money order for me?

    So I go to the bank next door, another one. And I ask them to do a money order and the teller is like sure just go to the foreign exchange section and get some US dollars. Done, I return (different teller this time), and she tells me that I need to make the money order in CANADIAN dollars. WTF?!??!?!

    So I go back, reverse the foreign exchange transaction and finally get a money order after about an hour.


    I fucking HATE banks. Always have, Always will
  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30135

    #2
    You shouldn't find your banks on MYSPACE...
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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    • NoWhErE
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2005
      • 10583

      #3
      Come to my "bank", I will give you special "treatment". "Trust" me with your "money".
      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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      • who
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2003
        • 19593

        #4
        Only their owners love em.

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        • Mediachick
          Confirmed User
          • May 2006
          • 897

          #5
          Originally posted by bdjuf
          So I go to the bank today to do 2 things:
          1) Pay off my Credit Card
          2) Make a money order

          So I go to my bank where my CC is, makes things simpler right? WRONG

          I get there to pay my credit card, and they ask me for TWO pieces of ID... for having to PAY them, not havin to take money or something. So whatever, I go get a 2nd ID from my car and go back. Then I ask them for a money order (cash equivalent), and they tell me that they can't make me a money order unless I am a member of the bank (have more than a credit card).

          Its like WTF, I always used to go to any random bank to get a money order. And I'm paying these people 50grand a year on my credit card and they still wont do a simple money order for me?

          So I go to the bank next door, another one. And I ask them to do a money order and the teller is like sure just go to the foreign exchange section and get some US dollars. Done, I return (different teller this time), and she tells me that I need to make the money order in CANADIAN dollars. WTF?!??!?!

          So I go back, reverse the foreign exchange transaction and finally get a money order after about an hour.


          I fucking HATE banks. Always have, Always will
          I FUCKING HEAR YOU.

          What is it with the fucking banks here? Its been 6 years im with the same god damn bank, that I deposit the SAME cheques from the SAME company to the SAME person....

          Well it seems like everytime I happen to get in front of a 'suck-the-boss's-ass' newbie CUNT it suddenly makes it IMPOSSIBLE to deposit my cheque in my account and have my money available before 30 business days because its a US cheque...

          Weird though that when I start to make a scandal and say that I am not MOVING my ass of here until they bring in the manager that it suddenly becomes possible. I HATE THEM ALL!!!!
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          • squishypimple
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2006
            • 183

            #6
            I don't mind banks.

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            • BradM
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              Originally posted by Mediachick
              Weird though that when I start to make a scandal and say that I am not MOVING my ass of here until they bring in the manager that it suddenly becomes possible. I HATE THEM ALL!!!!
              I dealt with this every time I banked in Canada when I lived there. I'd go in to deposit the same check. They would tell me they can't even though it has been noted on the account. I would say "Deposit the cheque" nicely one more time. If they refused I would raise my voice 10x and say "Close my account immediately." That solved every problem. Frustrating doing that all the time.

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              • interracialtoons
                Confirmed User
                • May 2006
                • 1910

                #8
                BradM;

                That's because you're in a hurry like the noob wrestler in your sig.
                HAHAHA!
                Done.

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                • gecko
                  ******
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 21846

                  #9
                  what bank is that?
                  [email protected]

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                  • BlackCrayon
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 19634

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    I dealt with this every time I banked in Canada when I lived there. I'd go in to deposit the same check. They would tell me they can't even though it has been noted on the account. I would say "Deposit the cheque" nicely one more time. If they refused I would raise my voice 10x and say "Close my account immediately." That solved every problem. Frustrating doing that all the time.
                    strange, i've never had that problem. in my hometown it was no problem because everyone knew me but even when i moved to ottawa when i first brought some checks in i explained the situation, told them they could call the bank manager in my hometown where i was cashing checks for years without a single bounce. they didn't even call, just put a note on my account so i make sure to always go to that branch. the bank is td canada trust btw.
                    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                    • ladida
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2179

                      #11
                      Had the same problem with my first bank, i closed account, went to few others, asked questions before opening an account as to what i would be doing (foreign checks etc etc), found one that best suited me, and have had no problems since then.
                      agentGFY *at* gmail.com

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                      • Phoenix
                        BACON BACON BACON
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 35475

                        #12
                        you need to develop a realtionship with your bank

                        accountant and a lawyer
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                        • lazycash
                          Troll Patrol
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 15214

                          #13
                          Why in the world are you going to the bank to pay off your cc, do it online.
                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                          Its crazy..."

                          VenusBlogger

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                          • squishypimp
                            PostMaster General
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 10781

                            #14
                            i hate us banks ever since the patriot act was passed.

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