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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    As much as it fucking pisses me off to say this....

    Ok, so I just watched Mission Impossible III last night.

    And even though he's a freak to the 3rd degree, a brainwashed idiot, a big headed alien worshiping jackass, AND is 44 years old (almost old enough to be my father):

    Tom Cruise is still hot as all get out! LAWDS MERCY!

    I wanna meet his plastic surgeons, I bet they could get me looking like Barbara Streisand in no time!
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2

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    • gangbangjoe
      Ronin
      • May 2004
      • 17693

      #3
      sorry but someone has to tell you...
















      i think you are a bit....











      homosexual maybe?

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      • CuriousToyBoy
        Crazy Aussie Bastard
        • Aug 2005
        • 16787

        #4
        Barbara Striesand ?

        Already, without surgery, Harlan from PrideBucks make a perfect Yentl !!

        JP as Bette Midler then?

        He he he he he

        ;-)
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        • Dirty Dane
          Sick Fuck
          • Feb 2004
          • 9491

          #5
          He can get anyone and everything. I think thats why people hate him

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Originally posted by gangbangjoe
            sorry but someone has to tell you...
            i think you are a bit....
            homosexual maybe?

            Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?


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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714

              #7
              Memory all alone in the moooonlight....

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              • gangbangjoe
                Ronin
                • May 2004
                • 17693

                #8
                Originally posted by BoyAlley

                Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?




                yes



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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                  Barbara Striesand ?

                  Already, without surgery, Harlan from PrideBucks make a perfect Yentl !!

                  JP as Bette Midler then?

                  He he he he he

                  ;-)
                  Why does Harlan always get to be Barbara Streisand?

                  Now that he cut off his beautiful long flowing hair I think I stand a good chance!
                  Last edited by BoyAlley; 11-05-2006, 06:36 AM.

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                  • CuriousToyBoy
                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 16787

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BoyAlley

                    Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?


                    NO JP, you were WAY gay LONG before the Barbara lookalike fantasies.

                    Relax, it's all good.

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                    • L-Pink
                      working on my tan
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BoyAlley

                      Does wanting to look like Barbara Streisand make me gay?
                      Tranny looking, but not gay .....




                      .

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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Watch out Harlan, your Barbara Streisand days are numbered!

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                        • CuriousToyBoy
                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 16787

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                          Why does Harlan always get to be Barbara Streisand?

                          Now that he cut off his beautiful long flowing hair I think I stand a good chance!
                          Cut it ?

                          I just thought he was wearing it up these days ?

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                          • psili
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 5526

                            #14
                            Are you Dan Savage?

                            I saw a pic of Dan on Wickipedia and I thought it resembled you pretty close.

                            Just curious.... *shrug*
                            Your post count means nothing.

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                            • rodney25
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 7090

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley


                              I wanna meet his plastic surgeons, I bet they could get me looking like Barbara Streisand in no time!
                              Fuck, why choose to be Barbara Streiand if they can make you even hotter than Katie Holmes!?


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                              • BoyAlley
                                So Fucking Gay
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 19714

                                #16

                                See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!

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                                • MaddCaz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 9483

                                  #17
                                  you think he had surgery?

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                                  • mardigras
                                    Bon temps!
                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 14194

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by rodney25
                                    Fuck, why choose to be Barbara Streiand if they can make you even hotter than Katie Holmes!?
                                    LOL, If I were going to pick a mature female gay icon to be transformed into it would have to be Cher or Kate Pierson
                                    .

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                                    • mardigras
                                      Bon temps!
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 14194

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MaddCaz
                                      you think he had surgery?
                                      I doubt it, he's always had baby face smooth skin.
                                      .

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                                      • OG LennyT
                                        Wall Street Pimp
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 14345

                                        #20
                                        I honestly think Tom Cruise would let you hit Boy Alley.

                                        (nobody will know because he's still in the closet)
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                                        • gooddomains
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 10127

                                          #21
                                          he sure is in good shape

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                                          • stickyfingerz
                                            Doin fine
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 24984

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                            Tranny looking, but not gay .....




                                            .

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                                            • CuriousToyBoy
                                              Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 16787

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by OG LennyT
                                              I honestly think Tom Cruise would let you hit Boy Alley.

                                              (nobody will know because he's still in the closet)
                                              R. Kelly and his gun will fix that !

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                                              • Klen
                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 32235

                                                #24
                                                Speaking about mission impossible movie,tom cruise is good but scenario totaly suck.

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                                                  #25
                                                  id do barbra

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                                                  • AliGbone
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                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                    • 547

                                                    #26
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                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 28609

                                                      #27
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                                                      • E$_manager
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                        • 13557

                                                        #28
                                                        He is very short and that makes me funny when he is fighting for good with a beauty on heels.
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                                                        • Brujah
                                                          Beer Money Baron
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 22157

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                          GIRL FIGHT!

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                                                          • BoyAlley
                                                            So Fucking Gay
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 19714

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Brujah
                                                            GIRL FIGHT!

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                                                            • tehHinjew
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                              • 5755

                                                              #31
                                                              Is the movie still worth watching?

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                                                              • BoyAlley
                                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 19714

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by tehHinjew
                                                                Is the movie still worth watching?
                                                                Lots of action in it, a thexy Tom Cruise, it's worth watching even though the plot and story line sucked (in a bad way).

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                                                                • Minte
                                                                  Babemeister
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 7081

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If that is actually you in that picture BoyAlley,you really don't look gay.I would've pegged you as a Young Republican.

                                                                  I watched MI3 last night too,and I liked it..with the exception of where they blew up the Lamborghini.
                                                                  Last edited by Minte; 11-05-2006, 10:21 AM.
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                                                                  • starpimps
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                                    • 6954

                                                                    #34
                                                                    boy alley didnt you know...tom is an alien from planet zordon..he can control how he ages
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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Minte
                                                                      If that is actually you in that picture BoyAlley,you really don't look gay.I would've pegged you as a Young Republican.
                                                                      A Young Republican?!?!?!? Cripe Mighty!

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                                                                      • seeric
                                                                        ..........
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 41917

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                        See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!
                                                                        i think that you can pul it off.

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                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 94736

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                          See look. I wouldn't need that much work. Just the hair, just the hair I tell you!
                                                                          !!

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                                                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 94736

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                            Too funny !

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                                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 19714

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                              Too funny !
                                                                              My nose is bigger than my penis.

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