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  • Klen
    • Aug 2006
    • 32234

    #1

    Daily joke

    A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

    A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

    He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

    The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

    The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

    "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

    One thing led to another and they make love.

    After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

    The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

    "Didn't feel a thing!"
  • DoseOfAntidot
    Registered User
    • Nov 2006
    • 50

    #2
    To bad that i don't know jockes

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    • tranza
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      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Lol, very nice one....
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      • ToplistBlog_Com
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        • Jul 2006
        • 2065

        #4
        Lol, funny joke

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        • Crumpet
          Registered User
          • Oct 2006
          • 86

          #5
          My dentist is very good too)))

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          • J. Falcon
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            • May 2006
            • 31587

            #6
            Thats not that funny.
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            • rodney25
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              • Jun 2005
              • 7090

              #7
              Originally posted by DoseOfAntidot
              To bad that i don't know jockes
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              • MaddCaz
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                • Mar 2006
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                #8
                hahahahahahahaha

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                • Vitasoy
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 58202

                  #9
                  heh that gave me a chuckle


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                  • u-Bob
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                    • Jul 2005
                    • 33063

                    #10
                    hehe

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                    • E$_manager
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                      • Apr 2006
                      • 13557

                      #11
                      That was vy funny!Ha! Thank you!
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                      • ImLost
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                        • May 2004
                        • 1900

                        #12

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                        • KingNigel
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 1756

                          #13
                          Funny joke.
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                          • bestcoolsite
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                            • Jul 2006
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                            #14
                            not bad not bad

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                            • suicidemessiah
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                              • Sep 2005
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                              #15
                              lol funny
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                              • iNNOVADEA
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                                • Oct 2006
                                • 55

                                #16
                                lol funny indeed
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                                • shekinah
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 8452

                                  #17
                                  haha that was very funny to me... the dentist injected anesthesia?

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                                  • kezia
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                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 206

                                    #18
                                    ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!Funny!!
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                                    • everestcash
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                                      • Apr 2002
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                                      #19
                                      ha-ha
                                      funny one)

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                                      • Kimo
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                                        • Jan 2006
                                        • 11542

                                        #20
                                        bahahaha thats fucking hilarious!
                                        ...

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                                        • Spunky
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978

                                          #21
                                          Heh heh that was kinda funny

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                                          • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                            • May 2006
                                            • 6107

                                            #22
                                            hehe.. nice one
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                                            • Aquarius
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 4754

                                              #23
                                              hehehe funny.

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                                              • MyNameIsNobody
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                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 2947

                                                #24
                                                I don't get it..


                                                not but seriously, that wasn't funny..

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                                                • PussyTeenies
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                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • reynold
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 51271

                                                    #26
                                                    She was so rude.

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                                                    • marko13
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                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 7512

                                                      #27
                                                      funny one.... hehehehe
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                                                      • DerangedWorld
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                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                        • 34

                                                        #28
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                                                        My parents live in Torry, Aberdeen and one of my sisters, is married
                                                        to a guy from England .
                                                        My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for dealing crack
                                                        cocaine and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes..

                                                        I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
                                                        sentence in Peterhead Prison for the rape & murder of a teenage boy
                                                        in 1994, the other currently being held in Craiginches on-remand
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                                                        I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
                                                        indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel; however, her
                                                        time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
                                                        We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
                                                        possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her
                                                        knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two
                                                        sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
                                                        prefer them not to prostitute it would at least get them off the
                                                        streets and hopefully the heroin.

                                                        My problem is this:

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                                                        • martinsc
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                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 27043

                                                          #29
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                                                          • bobby666
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                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 21765

                                                            #30
                                                            nice and funny :-))

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                                                            • andreea
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                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 8966

                                                              #31
                                                              cool joke )

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                                                                • 21846

                                                                #32
                                                                lol...........
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                                                                • MsWild
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                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                  • 2803

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lol...funny
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