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directfiesta · 11-04-2006, 10:19 AM

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?You can?t get much more concealed than that?
Police arrest naked man after he allegedly said he had a tool in his rectum

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors ? naked ? and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

?You can?t get much more concealed than that,? Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

?When you?re talking about an awl or an ice pick and you?re dealing with somebody who?s fresh out of prison, it?s a weapon. That?s a stabbing instrument,? Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

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.. probably nostalgia of all the free gay sex he had in jail ....

Jarmusch · 11-04-2006, 10:28 AM

So the guy was wacking off on a tree in public and they were gonna arrest him on 'suspicion' of indecent exposure? If it wasn't for the metal shaft up his ass he would have probably walked away.

sickkittens · 11-04-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

So the guy was wacking off on a tree in public and they were gonna arrest him on 'suspicion' of indecent exposure? If it wasn't for the metal shaft up his ass he would have probably walked away.

Yeah, because masterbating in public naked is normal.

Jarmusch · 11-04-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Yeah, because masterbating in public naked is normal.

No, it's not normal, it's the 'suspicion' part that I found funny.

directfiesta · 11-04-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

No, it's not normal, it's the 'suspicion' part that I found funny.

Well, it takes a while longuer for COPS to figure out what is going on ....

squishypimp · 11-04-2006, 11:24 AM

some people are odd...

Phoenix · 11-04-2006, 11:26 AM

guess he was just trying o get back to his boyfriend

BJ · 11-04-2006, 11:27 AM

years ago, not sure if he's still around there was a naked guy in berkeley who rollerbladed around and noone cared.

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