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  • The Adult Broker
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    I've been called a soccer mom, a MILF... but I've never been called this... (PICS)

    Betty Crocker!

    Yes, for the school halloween bake sale... these are my creations. Who knew I had such talent








    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


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  • Trixxxia
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    #2
    Nice!!!! I would NEVER attempt baking LMAO

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    • Angry
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      • the alchemist
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        I want one they look yummy
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        • Sly
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          #5
          That just made me hard.

          In grade school they made these little cake and brownie squares, just like what you have there, and oh man they were awesome.
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          • CaptainHowdy
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            #6
            Looks yummy !!

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            • WiredGuy
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              #7
              They look yummy.
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              • Wiggles
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                #8
                mmmm those look so tasty!
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                • Tempest
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                  #9
                  hmmm...

                  1. Place x cups mixture in bowl.
                  2. Add 1 egg
                  3. Add x cups water.
                  4. Mix it all up.
                  5. Bake for 20 minutes..
                  6. Let cool for 30 minutes.
                  7. Pop top on ready to eat frosting.
                  8. Frost and sprinkle.

                  It's damn hard to bake things these days.. he he he

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                  • baddog
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                    #10
                    hmmm, I thought most schools did not allow home baked goods any more. Maybe things have changed back to the days of old.

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                    • WWC
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                      #11
                      yummy....looks good Lori.... Ani makes some crazy cookies also...we should get together some time :-)
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                      • The Adult Broker
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tempest
                        hmmm...

                        1. Place x cups mixture in bowl.
                        2. Add 1 egg
                        3. Add x cups water.
                        4. Mix it all up.
                        5. Bake for 20 minutes..
                        6. Let cool for 30 minutes.
                        7. Pop top on ready to eat frosting.
                        8. Frost and sprinkle.

                        It's damn hard to bake things these days.. he he he
                        1. yup
                        2. it's 2 eggs for fudgy, 3 eggs for cakey
                        3. no cups, just 1/4
                        4. you forgot the oil
                        5. Bake 30-35
                        6. yep you got the coolin down
                        7. Gotta love Betty-especially on sale
                        8. Lots of frost and sprinkle! yum!
                        9. Don't forget cutting them all without breaking them.
                        10. Getting individual wrappers per rules and getting them to fit
                        11. Cleaning up the entire mess
                        12. Multiply all this by 2 batches worth.
                        13. Hell yea it's hard
                        14. I didn't give in and go to the bakery like some moms

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                        • Jennyfer
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                          #13
                          Damn girl, Is there anything that you don't do right?

                          Looks yummy, good job!
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                            • Chr0makey
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                              Tasty looking work
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                              • DjSap
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                                #16
                                very nice...you should sell some here...
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                                • MandyBlake
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                                  cool they look good.
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                                  • LeslieSharp
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                                    #18
                                    Those look so fucking good I am going to be HORRIFIED if you don't bring some of those over next time you come visit!!!

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                                    • Catalyst
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                                      #19
                                      now I am hungry.. think I will order pizza.. but would rather have some of those treats.

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                                      • bknoob
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                                        #20
                                        im hungry

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                                        • fallenmuffin
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                                          #21
                                          Very nice! I'm jealous that you found some halloween sprinkles.. I had to settle for black

                                          I'll be making some halloween muffins in about 3 hours

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                                          • SexWax
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                                            #22
                                            They look good Lori. Good job Betty
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                                            • marketsmart
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                                              #23
                                              those look tasty

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                                              • ImLost
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                                                #24
                                                look pretty good

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                                                • JaneB

                                                  #25
                                                  Yum they look good. I wish I had right right now, I am hungry.

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                                                  • OG LennyT
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    hmmm, I thought most schools did not allow home baked goods any more. Maybe things have changed back to the days of old.

                                                    my wife brings in home baked stuff all the time
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                                                    • TGPturnkeys
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                                                      #27
                                                      uwww, looks really tasty!!!

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                                                      • tony299
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                                                        #28
                                                        those look very yummy

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                                                        • Jarmusch
                                                           
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                                                          #29
                                                          I'd eat it! :D

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                                                          • Just Mike
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                                                            #30
                                                            OMG those look so good....SAVE ME SOME! IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                            • Tempest
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Adult Broker
                                                              1. yup
                                                              2. it's 2 eggs for fudgy, 3 eggs for cakey
                                                              3. no cups, just 1/4
                                                              4. you forgot the oil
                                                              5. Bake 30-35
                                                              6. yep you got the coolin down
                                                              7. Gotta love Betty-especially on sale
                                                              8. Lots of frost and sprinkle! yum!
                                                              9. Don't forget cutting them all without breaking them.
                                                              10. Getting individual wrappers per rules and getting them to fit
                                                              11. Cleaning up the entire mess
                                                              12. Multiply all this by 2 batches worth.
                                                              13. Hell yea it's hard
                                                              14. I didn't give in and go to the bakery like some moms
                                                              he he he... I was sort of commenting on Patrizia's comment. I'm a guy and we're notorious for not baking or cooking. But I recently picked up this package for double chocolate muffins and it was pretty much as easy to make as I described. And they're damn good for hardly any work.

                                                              And here's a clue for all the single guys.. chicks just LOVE it when you bake/cook even if it's simple shit.

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                                                              • Madame0120
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                                hmmm, I thought most schools did not allow home baked goods any more. Maybe things have changed back to the days of old.
                                                                Good looking goodies there .. and I think a Bake Sale is different rules than sending food to classes

                                                                In TEXAS you have to hold a valid food handler's cert. to bring non-store bought. Sad too .. I remember my Mother used to send HUGE heros to my class on the last day of school. We owned a Deli.
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                                                                • Madame0120
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Tempest
                                                                  And here's a clue for all the single guys.. chicks just LOVE it when you bake/cook even if it's simple shit.
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                                                                    • selena
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Madame0120
                                                                      In TEXAS you have to hold a valid food handler's cert. to bring non-store bought.
                                                                      Thankfully that is one bit of insanity that has yet to hit our school district. I send home made stuff for all the class parties.
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                                                                        Originally posted by Angry
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                                                                        • mike217
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                                                                          They look yummy. Too bad I don't get cakes at work.
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                                                                          • E$_manager
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                                                                            Looks so delicious! If you were living not fari would invite you to me to eat those with tea.
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                                                                            • SlickCashChris
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                                                                              just in time to have with my morning coffee!

                                                                              happy hallowe'en!


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                                                                              • Lykos
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                                                                                mmmmm yummy

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                                                                                  nice! save me some!
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                                                                                    Yummmm Looks good! Happy Halloween!

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                                                                                      looks great. i am soooo hungry now!

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                                                                                        I tried baking once. Six people died in the fire that ensued. It fucked me up for life.

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                                                                                          they look .... eh fancy?!
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                                                                                            Yum send some over!

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                                                                                              looking, just a bit big or is that because of the pic, any way looks like a good treat

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                                                                                                yummy girl! Don'cha just love those bake sales! I've run a few of those in my day. If I those tasty treats in front of me I wouldn't be able to hold myself back.
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                                                                                                • LittleSassy
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                                                                                                  they look so delicious....mmm....

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                                                                                                    yum, those look delicious. We can be round in 10 minutes!!
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