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Porno Dan · 10-27-2006, 08:04 PM

This past Saturday I was hanging out in the hotel room of my friend (Adult Film Superstar and gubernatorial candidate for the state of California) Mary Carey, when my phone started ringing like crazy. Mary had just made one of the most selfless decions ever as she decided to pull out of the Governors' race so she could take her of her ill mother. My phone was almost dead and I could not answer, but I was not worried as the calls were from my best friend and business partner. It was almost 5 pm and I thought he was making sure I would make it to our bar by 6 pm. After the fifth or so call I borrowed Mary's phone to see what he wanted. He told me to turn on the news because his house was on fire! I have been staying in the third floor of his house because the condo I am getting has squatters in it and it is very hard to evict people living in the City of Baltimore. I thought he was kidding at first, but I could tell from the sound his voice he was not. I quickly told Mary what was going, said goodbye, left the hotel and jumped in a cab. The cab ride was only ten minutes long but it seemed like the cabbie could not go any slower. When we got to the top of his street it was blocked off and fire trucks and police cars were every where. I ran down the street and saw my best friend talking to the fire chief while tons of smoke was bilowing out of the house. The fire had somehow started in the attic in the crawl space between the attic and roof and the whole roof of the third floor was ablaze. If I had not been with Mary who knows what would have happened to me .

My best friend was very distraught as a ton of his possessions and his house were up in flames. Luckily no one was hurt . It was at that point that I realized how materialistic and concerned about appearances I have become. I wear custom made suits and shirts, plus I have more Versace and Cavalli clothes than most Hollywood starlets, none of that matters as I know and realize that things like that can so quickly go up in smoke and have no real value, I may have lost a few expensive items in the fire but I will not be replacing them with more overpriced trendy designer clothes. Instead I am going to do everything to help my best friend rebuild his life. It is funny that in a few short moments of tragedy you find out who your real friends are and what really matters in life. For now on I am going to follow Mary's lead and do just that.

Spankys Teens · 10-27-2006, 08:24 PM

yeah you are so right..
yesterday we had a power outage for more than 6 hours.
Boy, do you then realise that your so dependent.

Anyways, good luck to you both.

Spankys Teens · 10-27-2006, 08:27 PM

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Kimo · 10-27-2006, 08:48 PM

damn man that sucks

seems like a nice lesson was learned tho

shekinah · 10-27-2006, 08:58 PM

I'm thinking about Mariah Carey this time.. Are they related?

Porno Dan · 10-27-2006, 10:37 PM

No Mary and Mariah are not related, I appreciate the kind words.

LiveDose · 10-27-2006, 10:41 PM

Sorry to hear about that but glad it turned on a light in your head. It's important to know what is really important while we are here,,,

Huggles · 10-27-2006, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Sorry to hear about that but glad it turned on a light in your head. It's important to know what is really important while we are here,,,

Uh...

you're kidding, right?

WWC · 10-29-2006, 12:02 AM

Yes she had to go take care of her mom in florida...she is coming back Monday....i am meeting with her Monday or Tues.....

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rodney25 · 10-29-2006, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by RAM

Porno Dan · 10-29-2006, 07:49 PM

Tell Mary I said hello. I have become the real life Sam Malone, the washed up ex jock living at my bar, Red Fish, 2350 Boston St, Baltimore MD 21224. www.redfishusa.com

If any of you are ever in Baltimore come by, I will buy you a drink.

10-27-2006, 08:04 PM	#1
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	Mary Carey Changed My Life! This past Saturday I was hanging out in the hotel room of my friend (Adult Film Superstar and gubernatorial candidate for the state of California) Mary Carey, when my phone started ringing like crazy. Mary had just made one of the most selfless decions ever as she decided to pull out of the Governors' race so she could take her of her ill mother. My phone was almost dead and I could not answer, but I was not worried as the calls were from my best friend and business partner. It was almost 5 pm and I thought he was making sure I would make it to our bar by 6 pm. After the fifth or so call I borrowed Mary's phone to see what he wanted. He told me to turn on the news because his house was on fire! I have been staying in the third floor of his house because the condo I am getting has squatters in it and it is very hard to evict people living in the City of Baltimore. I thought he was kidding at first, but I could tell from the sound his voice he was not. I quickly told Mary what was going, said goodbye, left the hotel and jumped in a cab. The cab ride was only ten minutes long but it seemed like the cabbie could not go any slower. When we got to the top of his street it was blocked off and fire trucks and police cars were every where. I ran down the street and saw my best friend talking to the fire chief while tons of smoke was bilowing out of the house. The fire had somehow started in the attic in the crawl space between the attic and roof and the whole roof of the third floor was ablaze. If I had not been with Mary who knows what would have happened to me . My best friend was very distraught as a ton of his possessions and his house were up in flames. Luckily no one was hurt . It was at that point that I realized how materialistic and concerned about appearances I have become. I wear custom made suits and shirts, plus I have more Versace and Cavalli clothes than most Hollywood starlets, none of that matters as I know and realize that things like that can so quickly go up in smoke and have no real value, I may have lost a few expensive items in the fire but I will not be replacing them with more overpriced trendy designer clothes. Instead I am going to do everything to help my best friend rebuild his life. It is funny that in a few short moments of tragedy you find out who your real friends are and what really matters in life. For now on I am going to follow Mary's lead and do just that. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

10-27-2006, 08:24 PM	#2
Spankys Teens Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: The Porn Land Posts: 1,414	yeah you are so right.. yesterday we had a power outage for more than 6 hours. Boy, do you then realise that your so dependent. Anyways, good luck to you both. __________________ Banners - Design - TGP & more Trade: Teenies In Action icq: 256664696

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10-27-2006, 08:48 PM	#4
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10-27-2006, 10:37 PM	#6
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10-29-2006, 07:49 PM	#12
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	Tell Mary I said hello. I have become the real life Sam Malone, the washed up ex jock living at my bar, Red Fish, 2350 Boston St, Baltimore MD 21224. www.redfishusa.com If any of you are ever in Baltimore come by, I will buy you a drink. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars