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Angry · 10-30-2006, 08:43 PM

So I was in the city minding my own business getting my quarterly payroll done by my accountant. I parked my Vette in one of those $20/all day type lots only because I was pressed for time. Mind you I was about 4 blocks from where I should be but hey, what the fuck.

The black boy at the lot took my money no problems. In hindsight I remember him being overly smiley and possibly picking up his cell phone and making a call although much of that is a little blurry. Anyhow...

I got a block and a half away and this dark brother comes out from an alley (right before I got there) and asks me if I smoke. Well of course I do, I have a Camel hanging from my lip. He asks me if I am looking for some Marlboros in the box. Apparently he has a shitload, and can tell that me in my Armani and his monkey son at the car lot that I have the dough... at least I can get it.

I tell this boo that I have no interest in his bullshit smokes and that I have a place that I need to be. He sees me carrying my briefcase and most likely thinks I am some kike diamond merchant and pulls out asome piece of shit nickel plated .22 from God knows where.

I hit the deck, slapped open my Samsonit, grabbed my Glock .44 and popped a cap between that Neanderthal's eyes from about 4 feet. His buddy ran, I collected my self, brushed off my suit and continued on to my accountants offie (sweating all the way and back).

No red and blues, no nothing. Fuck the monkey.

Spunky · 10-30-2006, 08:46 PM

I seen Chuck Norris do the same thing

MaddCaz · 10-30-2006, 08:47 PM

no...fuck YOU.

Jarmusch · 10-30-2006, 08:48 PM

My bullshit detector just went off.

Angry · 10-30-2006, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

no...fuck YOU.

I have no idea what you are talking about. You apparently just post to post like veryone says. I guess my beliefs were wrong about you.

Jarmusch · 10-30-2006, 08:53 PM

If this had happened you would have calmly walked back to the parking lot to drive the fuck out of there, unless you wanted all his homies to fuck up your car and wait for you there. For good measure you should also pop a cap on his son so he wouldn't write down your license plate number.

maalox · 10-30-2006, 08:53 PM

Chuck norris rocks

marketsmart · 10-30-2006, 08:54 PM

yeah... you shot a guy and just walked away... nice bullshit...

Angry · 10-30-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

yeah... you shot a guy and just walked away... nice bullshit...

I'll shoot you too if you tey and gank me bitch. No shit. Try it. See what happens fat and sweaty webmaster.

wdsguy · 10-30-2006, 09:03 PM

That happens everyday in LA, gotto watch yo back with the brothas around.

BusterBunny · 10-30-2006, 09:06 PM

...................

TDF · 10-30-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

That happens everyday in LA, gotto watch yo back with the brothas around.

I agree..dont leave ANYTHING around me

marketsmart · 10-30-2006, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry

I'll shoot you too if you tey and gank me bitch. No shit. Try it. See what happens fat and sweaty webmaster.

where were you when me and 8 of my black friends were creampieing your mom?

i gave your mom 4 rocks to agree to let it happen...

now why dont you go back to aol chat rooms little boy...

Angry · 10-30-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

where were you when me and 8 of my black friends were creampieing your mom?

i gave your mom 4 rocks to agree to let it happen...

now why dont you go back to aol chat rooms little boy...

You are such a loser you are funny. Watch my sig soon

shekinah · 10-30-2006, 09:21 PM

Hope he will not visit you in your sleep.. Happy Halloween!

marketsmart · 10-30-2006, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry

I have no idea what you are talking about. You apparently just post to post like veryone says. I guess my beliefs were wrong about you.

thats very normal..

notabook · 10-30-2006, 09:25 PM

Well at least you didn't kill a human being or anything. Good job, those shaven apes can be quite problematic.

Nismo · 10-30-2006, 09:28 PM

gandalfuy · 10-30-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maalox

Chuck norris rocks

why!!! ???

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-30-2006, 09:33 PM

straight up nawm sayn?

interracialtoons · 10-30-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry

So I was in the city minding my own business getting my quarterly payroll done by my accountant. I parked my Vette in one of those $20/all day type lots only because I was pressed for time. Mind you I was about 4 blocks from where I should be but hey, what the fuck.

The black boy at the lot took my money no problems. In hindsight I remember him being overly smiley and possibly picking up his cell phone and making a call although much of that is a little blurry. Anyhow...

I got a block and a half away and this dark brother comes out from an alley (right before I got there) and asks me if I smoke. Well of course I do, I have a Camel hanging from my lip. He asks me if I am looking for some Marlboros in the box. Apparently he has a shitload, and can tell that me in my Armani and his monkey son at the car lot that I have the dough... at least I can get it.

I tell this boo that I have no interest in his bullshit smokes and that I have a place that I need to be. He sees me carrying my briefcase and most likely thinks I am some kike diamond merchant and pulls out asome piece of shit nickel plated .22 from God knows where.

I hit the deck, slapped open my Samsonit, grabbed my Glock .44 and popped a cap between that Neanderthal's eyes from about 4 feet. His buddy ran, I collected my self, brushed off my suit and continued on to my accountants offie (sweating all the way and back).

No red and blues, no nothing. Fuck the monkey.

I think you sucked some nigga's dick so good that he shot a wad so hard to the back of your throat that it bruised the base of your brain and thus caused you to hallucinate that the other shit you said happened.

interracialtoons · 10-31-2006, 10:30 AM

bump bump

Gillespie · 10-31-2006, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I seen Chuck Norris do the same thing

L-Pink · 10-31-2006, 11:16 AM

WTF? You only shot one of them? Pussy!

_Richard_ · 10-31-2006, 11:17 AM

wait wait wait.. he pulled a gun on YOU, who then dropped to the ground, calmly, err "slapped", open your samsonit, and pulled out your OWN guy, then shot the "neanderthal" between the eyes from four feet away? What was he doing that whole time? Waiting for christmas? And do you normally take a glock to see your accountant? Have you ever turned the phrase, "don't kill the messenger?"

R

NickPapageorgio · 10-31-2006, 11:17 AM

fetishblog · 10-31-2006, 11:19 AM

I know you're full of shit because Glock doesn't make a pistol that is chambered for a .44 round. .45 yes, but not .44. =)

Dagwolf · 10-31-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry

I'll shoot you too if you tey and gank me bitch. No shit. Try it. See what happens fat and sweaty webmaster.

You wear Armani like I drive a DC-10.

borked · 10-31-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

..and can tell that me in my Armani...

You have an Armani??? Wowwww, no wonder you they tried it on with you. You must be loaded. Just as well you know how to handle yourself, or that coulda turned nasty.

Chuck w/ money, who'da thunk it?

Waitta go brother.

Aneros Josh · 10-31-2006, 11:21 AM

I call bullshit but not for the fact that you couldn't have killed someone but for the fact that nobody that drives a Corvette would own or wear an Armani suit. If someone has enough class to buy an Armani suit, they sure as shit wouldn't degrade themselves by driving a Corvette.

ninavain · 10-31-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog

I know you're full of shit because Glock doesn't make a pistol that is chambered for a .44 round. .45 yes, but not .44. =)

bingo..I thought I smelled a turd falling from the mouth of this thread

pornguy · 10-31-2006, 11:23 AM

I think it was the suit that blew the story!

JD · 10-31-2006, 11:24 AM

dipshit. you fail at life.

Klen · 10-31-2006, 11:25 AM

Bullshiting,what else it could be.

L-Pink · 10-31-2006, 11:27 AM

Angry, leaving the scene of the crime .....

johnny o · 10-31-2006, 11:30 AM

waste of bandwidth

Violetta · 10-31-2006, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons

I think you sucked some nigga's dick so good that he shot a wad so hard to the back of your throat that it bruised the base of your brain and thus caused you to hallucinate that the other shit you said happened.

haha... THAT I can belive

(Marcos) · 10-31-2006, 11:52 AM

Well the Vette could only be one of his cars of many others, but you have a point, and plus... I dont quite belive him either!!!

PaulB IYP · 10-31-2006, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

wait wait wait.. he pulled a gun on YOU, who then dropped to the ground, calmly, err "slapped", open your samsonit, and pulled out your OWN guy, then shot the "neanderthal" between the eyes from four feet away? What was he doing that whole time? Waiting for christmas? And do you normally take a glock to see your accountant? Have you ever turned the phrase, "don't kill the messenger?"

R

hahaha
no doubt

BAKO · 10-31-2006, 12:12 PM

Funny Story

Not

Platinum Lantern · 10-31-2006, 12:13 PM

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Angry I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 359	I killed a negro this afternoon. No shit. Story. So I was in the city minding my own business getting my quarterly payroll done by my accountant. I parked my Vette in one of those $20/all day type lots only because I was pressed for time. Mind you I was about 4 blocks from where I should be but hey, what the fuck. The black boy at the lot took my money no problems. In hindsight I remember him being overly smiley and possibly picking up his cell phone and making a call although much of that is a little blurry. Anyhow... I got a block and a half away and this dark brother comes out from an alley (right before I got there) and asks me if I smoke. Well of course I do, I have a Camel hanging from my lip. He asks me if I am looking for some Marlboros in the box. Apparently he has a shitload, and can tell that me in my Armani and his monkey son at the car lot that I have the dough... at least I can get it. I tell this boo that I have no interest in his bullshit smokes and that I have a place that I need to be. He sees me carrying my briefcase and most likely thinks I am some kike diamond merchant and pulls out asome piece of shit nickel plated .22 from God knows where. I hit the deck, slapped open my Samsonit, grabbed my Glock .44 and popped a cap between that Neanderthal's eyes from about 4 feet. His buddy ran, I collected my self, brushed off my suit and continued on to my accountants offie (sweating all the way and back). No red and blues, no nothing. Fuck the monkey. __________________

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