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TripleXencoding · 10-27-2006, 07:47 PM

One day at the cafeteria Mike turns to Joe and says "my elbow hurts like hell, I think I need to see a doctor".
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money", Joe replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes seconds and only costs ten dollars".
Mike deposits a urine sample in a jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart".
That evening, thinking about how amazing this new technology is, Mike began to wonder if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Mike hurried to Wal-Mart, eager to see the results, deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and waits for the results.
The computer ejects the following printout:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Aisle 9.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Aisle 7.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

notabook · 10-27-2006, 07:49 PM

Older than Jesus and still not as funny.

TripleXencoding · 10-27-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

Older than Jesus and still not as funny.

First time Id seen it. Thought it was pretty good.

shekinah · 10-27-2006, 09:08 PM

Nice one for me though... I'm not that kill joy.

Spunky · 10-27-2006, 09:14 PM

Heh heh..I chortled

sniperwolf · 10-27-2006, 09:25 PM

not bad a at all.. I must admit.. I didn;t read all that but i knew what was coming

nAtuRaLbEautY · 10-27-2006, 11:09 PM

not that bad... made me smile

10-27-2006, 07:47 PM	#1
TripleXencoding Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93	Todays funneh joke inside One day at the cafeteria Mike turns to Joe and says "my elbow hurts like hell, I think I need to see a doctor". "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money", Joe replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes seconds and only costs ten dollars". Mike deposits a urine sample in a jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart". That evening, thinking about how amazing this new technology is, Mike began to wonder if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Mike hurried to Wal-Mart, eager to see the results, deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and waits for the results. The computer ejects the following printout: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Aisle 9. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Aisle 7. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. __________________ Its like paying for an 86 Dodge Omni, and driving away in a 2006 Bugatti ICQ# 484877907

10-27-2006, 07:49 PM	#2
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Older than Jesus and still not as funny. __________________

10-27-2006, 09:08 PM	#4
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10-27-2006, 09:14 PM	#5
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10-27-2006, 09:25 PM	#6
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	not bad a at all.. I must admit.. I didn;t read all that but i knew what was coming __________________ ~Accepting design works~

10-27-2006, 11:09 PM	#7
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