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SlamDesigns · 12-10-2006, 07:20 PM

Man, I wish I could give you some good advice, but I haven't had very good luck with meeting people from the 'net. No serious problems or anything, just got stood up...twice...after making a 5 hour drive.

scottybuzz · 12-10-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SlamDesigns

Man, I wish I could give you some good advice, but I haven't had very good luck with meeting people from the 'net. No serious problems or anything, just got stood up...twice...after making a 5 hour drive.

fuck man!!! thats just plain fucking wrong. fortunitley never been stood up, but heres a horror story.

i was friends with this girl at school and she was already in a relationship but wanted for me to get in one. so she gave me her friends msn and we chatted, i aint joking here, for 6 fucking months, we just like argued on and off about useless shit, but i was afraid of meeting someone of the net. then I finally met her. she was actully quite goodlooking and a good chat with, then like the cunt i was the moment I got home and spoke to her a few days later on msn, like the retard i am i critized her. 6 months down the fucking drain because i was an idiot. And she had huge boobs and loved sex loads! I missed out big time.
shes now with some emo kid. the ultimate insult

anyway when i meet this girl i aint gonna fuck up. shes younger than me, and i gotta be the man this time

HighSociety · 12-10-2006, 07:37 PM

i love this post!

scottybuzz · 12-10-2006, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

i love this post!

thankyou thankyou, thriving on the negativity of others is a great quality to have!

BusterBunny · 12-10-2006, 07:39 PM

breathe in........breathe out...........

polish_aristocrat · 12-11-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

Its gonna happen soon! Im going christmas shopping in her city and im gonna meet her and we are gonna get super fucked on vodka!!!!!!!!!!!

man im so happy, cant wait. im nervous, but the tips from gfy folk are awesome, thanks alot guys!!!

good luck

qwe · 12-11-2006, 06:57 PM

if you shy you'll be eaten alive... develope that "fuck u all mothefuckers" attitude and you'll be fine

MaddCaz · 12-11-2006, 06:57 PM

sleep it off lord

HighSociety · 12-11-2006, 08:35 PM

of all the stupid things you have said to me this is nothing, your the one that called me a surfer LOL, come on scotty, what did you expect with a post like this, i'm not really laughing at you but more at the response of others. gotta love that

shekinah · 12-11-2006, 08:48 PM

Forget her buddy and do some work, that would be best but if you don't like.. just relax

reynold · 12-11-2006, 10:21 PM

Stay calm, walk straight and keep your chin up!

DarkJedi · 12-29-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

i love this post!

which one?

scottybuzz · 12-29-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

which one?

carol.prime · 12-29-2006, 02:41 PM

just relax...there's always a right time for everything...

TDF · 12-29-2006, 02:41 PM

kill yourself

polle54 · 12-29-2006, 02:48 PM

I think we need a picture of you to determine whether we can help you or not mate

Juilan · 12-29-2006, 02:48 PM

Densha... is that you ?

Theo Anthony · 12-29-2006, 03:11 PM

roll a realy light joint and smoke it about an hour before you leave!

you will be fine

comeplay · 12-29-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Theo Anthony

roll a realy light joint and smoke it about an hour before you leave!

you will be fine

Good suggestion, Takes care of any social anxiety before a blind date for me. Other then that just don't be such a pussy

HighSociety · 12-29-2006, 04:19 PM

he has probably tapped about a dozen girls by now

polish_aristocrat · 12-29-2006, 04:27 PM

so did you meet her? you said you're gonna get xmas shopping to her city, but Christmas are gone already...,......

scottybuzz · 12-29-2006, 04:33 PM

shes a faggot, i wanna meet another girl.
couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.

scottybuzz · 12-29-2006, 04:36 PM

in a way my nerves are ok, im now ready, but i aint gonna meet a girl who doesnt wanna meet me.

anyway i may give her a call tomorrow morning and ask her if she wants to meet up today. remind me please, chances are ill be on gfy.

comeplay · 12-29-2006, 05:10 PM

you actually expect her to wait for this "supposed" meeting for even as long as this thread has been going if not more? She wanted teh cock shes found it by now.

scottybuzz · 12-29-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

you actually expect her to wait for this "supposed" meeting for even as long as this thread has been going if not more? She wanted teh cock shes found it by now.

bet she hasnt. she doesnt seem the type.

Dagwolf · 12-29-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

bet she hasnt. she doesnt seem the type.

Chicken

Hey you're not a cannibal or anything are you?

polish_aristocrat · 12-30-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

shes a faggot

BoyAlley is a faggot

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i wanna meet another girl.

are you sure about that? and does she wanna meet you too?

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couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt.

you almost felt in love and now after two months she's got one bad day and you call her a cunt?

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im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.

good luck

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anyway i may give her a call tomorrow morning and ask her if she wants to meet up today. remind me please, chances are ill be on gfy.

I guess it's too late?

DarkJedi · 03-04-2007, 08:23 PM

Brooke Anderson · 03-04-2007, 09:06 PM

Scotty, you don't need any drugs to meet this girl. Just relax and stop worrying about it all! The more you think about it, the worse you will feel about it. Maybe just sit down and have a glass of wine before you go to loosen up.

Trixxxia · 03-04-2007, 09:24 PM

This has to be a joke - so for shits and giggles & mosts likely cuz I must have missed it but how old is scotty?

HighSociety · 03-04-2007, 10:02 PM

this was an old post by him. He is all grown up now

lazycash · 03-04-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia

This has to be a joke - so for shits and giggles & mosts likely cuz I must have missed it but how old is scotty?

He's 19 and a virgin, just seems like he's awkward around girls. He should have a race with madawgz to see who can lose their virginity first.

gimilin · 03-04-2007, 11:06 PM

samp!!!!!!!!!

polish_aristocrat · 03-05-2007, 12:55 PM

OK since someone else bumped this thread already, how is the online dating going scotty?

gimilin · 03-09-2007, 02:25 AM

Take care man,i am really understand you.

he-fox · 03-09-2007, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by gimilin

Take care man,i am really understand you.

dude, you definitely are the new village idiot

Sexsitesurfer · 03-09-2007, 03:02 AM

Norwich is not that big a city.....

TigerDragon · 03-09-2007, 03:57 AM

relax man

Evil E · 03-09-2007, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

shes a faggot, i wanna meet another girl.
couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.

If you want to meet with her first of all you need to give her an explicit date and time and location. Do not just say... we'll do something soon.. bla bla bla , you're losing your time.

Meet her ASAP. The longer you'll way, the more awkward it will be for you when you will meet and you'll probably be more shy.
Also you'll know after you met her if something will happen or not. Do not loose your time. You could be meeting other, more interesting girls as we speak.

Second you said you really liked her... and it seems that you think she is special or something. Surprise: she is not. She's just a regular girl and she's probably farting as we speak.

You are better than her. Grow your balls. You need to lead. You need to be sure of yourself. Be a MAN. If you're not, fake it. It will come with time.

Now if you are shy, do not get drunk, it's a bad idea. If you have drinks, have 1 to 3 drinks MAX.

You should practice your social skills. Have some of your friends introduce you to people they know. Learn how to be interesting, how to tell stories and make people laugh. Just go hang out and talk to strangers(not in a creepy way). If you can't do that then you can start by joining group activities and meet people there.

You can practice with another girl first, even start with fatties or uglies if that makes you more comfortable.

Also you need to fuck girls.

Evil E · 03-09-2007, 04:22 AM

Also stop smoking weed. Go to the gym instead.

More Booze · 03-09-2007, 04:31 AM

alcohol is your friend

scottybuzz · 03-09-2007, 04:55 AM

hahahaha seriously look at the date of this thread. days are gone, numbers are whack.

the only moron who bumps it is darkjedi

gangbangjoe · 03-09-2007, 05:01 AM

so you are still a virgin?

scottybuzz · 03-09-2007, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

so you are still a virgin?

lol no! at parties when im drunk im fine, its just when i feel normal

Tanya_AWP · 03-09-2007, 07:32 AM

Take yoga! and relax.....

DarkJedi · 04-11-2007, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

so you are still a virgin?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-11-2007, 10:29 AM

wow dorkjedi, i bet you felt cool bumping this thread huh? i bet right after you posted that orglaugh you just went nuts slapping your desk laughing like Santa Claus huh?

rowan · 04-11-2007, 10:50 AM

Reminds me of this guy I knew... he went on a date with a chick from the net and threw up because he was so nervous. They ended up getting married.

lazycash · 05-08-2007, 05:42 AM

So we all want to know, did you ever hook up with this chick Scotty?

Ragging Rhino · 05-08-2007, 06:27 AM

well??
Did ya meet her?

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