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vod · 10-12-2006, 10:24 AM

Flowers show you care...

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location'."

carol.prime · 10-12-2006, 10:29 AM

Damn...

Burridge · 10-12-2006, 11:01 AM

Sosa · 10-12-2006, 11:02 AM

oh shit lol

BluewireAngie · 10-12-2006, 11:06 AM

lol!!!!

GlydeGirl · 10-12-2006, 11:11 AM

Hilarious! LOL

vod · 10-12-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

Hilarious! LOL

Yeah it is... Hope I never make that mistake...hehe..lol

Ice · 10-12-2006, 02:37 PM

BAKO · 10-12-2006, 02:38 PM

lmao..........

Adultnet · 10-12-2006, 02:39 PM

ahh good joke

jacked · 10-12-2006, 02:42 PM

that was pretty funny

squishypimp · 10-12-2006, 02:42 PM

lol i laughed

1-800-313-WETT · 10-12-2006, 02:48 PM

Funny thing is I was told it is a true story from a new florist.

rodney25 · 10-12-2006, 07:10 PM

lol That lighten's up my day..

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nAtuRaLbEautY · 10-12-2006, 08:47 PM

omfg! that's hilarious

reynold · 10-12-2006, 10:22 PM

Funny joke, mate.

MsWild · 10-13-2006, 04:07 AM

lol

Dagwolf · 10-13-2006, 04:10 AM

Ah, good stuff. Even if it is a rerun.

vod · 10-13-2006, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 1-800-313-WETT

Funny thing is I was told it is a true story from a new florist.

yeah that's what I heard.... weird...

fibble · 10-13-2006, 06:19 AM

thats is so funny.. cool

NinjaSteve · 10-13-2006, 08:20 AM

funny shit ahaha

vod · 10-18-2006, 02:20 PM

Bump for a really funny JOke

vod · 10-27-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod

Flowers show you care...

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location'."

DjSap · 10-27-2006, 09:12 PM

pretty funny one...

shekinah · 10-27-2006, 09:26 PM

haha lol... seemed I heard that sob story before..

Dagwolf · 10-27-2006, 09:30 PM

Yeah that's a good one.

axt · 10-27-2006, 09:34 PM

haahhaa lol

LiveDose · 10-27-2006, 09:35 PM

Damn, that's cold.

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