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Man Attempted Suicide Over 100x -- Rescued each time!

10-26-2006, 02:14 AM

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A man was rescued from hanging himself on a tree in Nanjing on Monday, marking 100-plus failed attempts at suicide over the past three years.

Shi, from Ningbo of Zhejiang Province, divorced his wife in 2003. Afterward, the middle-aged man felt his life to be meaningless and decided to end it. Since 2003, he has tried to kill himself more than 100 times but has always been rescued.

source: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn

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10-26-2006, 02:50 AM

sounds like an attention seeker...
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10-26-2006, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by dunefield

sounds like an attention seeker...

Its not always the case - I was in hospital with a girl who had tried 10 or more times....

These where things like jumping off cliffs into the sea and off multi story car parks.

She jumped in front of a train, mistimed it and bounced off the side and landed on her ass back on the platform. Broke most of the bones in her body - but lived.

She ended up getting raped by one of the other patients got pregnant and died of 'natural' causes during the pregnancy.

She might not sound it but she was great fun - we used have hysterics about all her misadventures....
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10-26-2006, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Its not always the case - I was in hospital with a girl who had tried 10 or more times....

These where things like jumping off cliffs into the sea and off multi story car parks.

She jumped in front of a train, mistimed it and bounced off the side and landed on her ass back on the platform. Broke most of the bones in her body - but lived.

She ended up getting raped by one of the other patients got pregnant and died of 'natural' causes during the pregnancy.

She might not sound it but she was great fun - we used have hysterics about all her misadventures....

What kind of hospital were you in
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10-26-2006, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by sixstringmoneymachine

What kind of hospital were you in

Psychiatric - I'm bipolar and before I was diagnosed and treated I used to spend the occasional period in the nut house
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10-26-2006, 03:17 AM

wow he sucks at killing himself haha, needs kevorkian!

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10-26-2006, 03:48 AM

he is lucky(still alive after 100 sucide attempts) one or unlucky(100 attempts with failure) one?
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10-26-2006, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Psychiatric - I'm bipolar and before I was diagnosed and treated I used to spend the occasional period in the nut house

lol.... whats bipolar?
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10-26-2006, 04:04 AM

How is that even possible? He needs medication.
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10-26-2006, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by fuzzylogic

Man Attempted Suicide Over 100x -- Rescued each time!

Now THAT's failure.

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10-26-2006, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by dunefield

sounds like an attention seeker...

agree

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10-26-2006, 06:18 AM

what a fuck up...

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10-26-2006, 06:19 AM

Originally posted by fuzzylogic

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A man was rescued from hanging himself on a tree in Nanjing on Monday, marking 100-plus failed attempts at suicide over the past three years.

Shi, from Ningbo of Zhejiang Province, divorced his wife in 2003. Afterward, the middle-aged man felt his life to be meaningless and decided to end it. Since 2003, he has tried to kill himself more than 100 times but has always been rescued.

source: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn

how pathetic

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10-26-2006, 06:25 AM

How did he considers himself after the attempts and the many times he has been rescued?

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10-26-2006, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Psychiatric - I'm bipolar and before I was diagnosed and treated I used to spend the occasional period in the nut house

Well at least this explains your position on Zango

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10-26-2006, 06:31 AM

fucking idiot needs to buy a 357 and end his shit already.
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10-26-2006, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Its not always the case - I was in hospital with a girl who had tried 10 or more times....

These where things like jumping off cliffs into the sea and off multi story car parks.

She jumped in front of a train, mistimed it and bounced off the side and landed on her ass back on the platform. Broke most of the bones in her body - but lived.

She ended up getting raped by one of the other patients got pregnant and died of 'natural' causes during the pregnancy.

She might not sound it but she was great fun - we used have hysterics about all her misadventures....

Dude, you must have some stories to share down the pub....

That was one unfortunate lady by the sounds of it. But it is often the case that life is much funnier/more tragic than anything you could possibly dream up!

Damn, 100 failed suicide attempts..... Can't help his sense of accomplishment....

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10-26-2006, 06:39 AM

I would say give it up! There must be some reason for him to life...

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10-26-2006, 06:40 AM

if you really REALLY want to kill yourself, you can do it...

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10-26-2006, 07:03 AM

why cant he just shoot himself...that would be pretty quick.

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10-26-2006, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by damian2001

Psychiatric - I'm bipolar and before I was diagnosed and treated I used to spend the occasional period in the nut house

that explains a lot

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10-26-2006, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by LittleSassy

why cant he just shoot himself...that would be pretty quick.

Maybe because most countries aren't as liberal with guns as the US.
It'd take me a good amount of time to get my hands on a gun.

..and I'm off.
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10-26-2006, 07:20 AM

Just the law of averages should have made him successful.

So much for lurking...
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10-26-2006, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by dunefield

sounds like an attention seeker...

i agree
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10-26-2006, 07:34 AM

Actually, it's more like...

Heh.
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10-26-2006, 07:41 AM

Life is to short as it is, besides I have to many things to do that I would not be able to find the time for suicide.

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10-26-2006, 07:52 AM

At least the people there not getting tired of rescuing him... hahhahaa
Cant you see dude, you dont deserve to die! ;)
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10-26-2006, 08:06 AM

on the third documented attempt the paramedics should put these failures out of their mysery.

add up all the time these guys waste saving people that dont want to fucking live... and imagine the next time your grandma falls down the steps and breaks her hip and the paramedics cant get there for 40 minutes cause some asshat dont know how to kill himself proper is being treated for rope burn on his neck cause he cant pick out a strong enough branch to tie off to.

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10-26-2006, 08:11 AM

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10-26-2006, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

lol.... whats bipolar?

Manic depressive disorder.
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10-26-2006, 08:20 AM

wow
guess they really don't want him on 'the other side'

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10-26-2006, 02:18 PM

none of you seem to understand what is happening...

it's not that he does _NOT_know_how_ to kill himself

but rather

he is >>>RESCUED EACH TIME<<<

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10-26-2006, 03:01 PM

He needs a gun.
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10-26-2006, 03:44 PM

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what an idiot! How hard can it be to kill yourself if your really want to? I'm glad I'll never find out! Im gonna die 99 years old in the arms of my wife!

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10-26-2006, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by damian2001

She ended up getting raped by one of the other patients got pregnant and died of 'natural' causes during the pregnancy.

She might not sound it but she was great fun - we used have hysterics about all her misadventures....
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10-26-2006, 04:44 PM

Well if he keeps trying, he may convert at 1:120 someday.
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10-26-2006, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Jarmusch

Well if he keeps trying, he may convert at 1:120 someday.

it's all about the ratio! and in this case, his sponsor is only giving out near-death experiences while withholding full death in fear of a chargeback
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10-26-2006, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Lazonby

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10-26-2006, 07:19 PM

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10-26-2006, 08:27 PM

I find that hard to believe

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10-26-2006, 08:30 PM

thanks for the hoax
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10-26-2006, 08:32 PM

pete and repeat are on a boat....pete kills himself .....who is left.....

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Can't even do that right. He should just kill himself.

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10-26-2006, 08:36 PM

If I saw him commiting suicide and I'll just watch him and tell him to continue.. now who will be able to save him?

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10-26-2006, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by studiocritic

Well at least this explains your position on Zango

jk

I know you are joking - but just so everyone is clear, my position on Zango is the same as everyone else's - they shouldn't exist.

I don't want to start all that shit again, its getting really old - but this is just so everyone is clear.
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10-26-2006, 09:15 PM

i think there is more missing to this story...
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10-26-2006, 10:54 PM

He must be in bad shape by now if he was seriously trying

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10-26-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by fuzzylogic

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A man was rescued from hanging himself on a tree in Nanjing on Monday, marking 100-plus failed attempts at suicide over the past three years.

Shi, from Ningbo of Zhejiang Province, divorced his wife in 2003. Afterward, the middle-aged man felt his life to be meaningless and decided to end it. Since 2003, he has tried to kill himself more than 100 times but has always been rescued.

source: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn

how pathetic

Let the poor thing die. He's such a looser he's failed to kill himself for 100 times

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10-26-2006, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by madawgz

if you really REALLY want to kill yourself, you can do it...

Pretty much. Insert gun into mouth, tilt upward at 60 degree angle and pull trigger. Only takes one time and you're done. There's no rescuing you from that.
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10-26-2006, 11:20 PM

50 idiots that aren't smart enough to kill themselve's

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