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Barefootsies · 10-24-2006, 09:33 AM

>While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a
>truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
>entrance.
>
>"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there
>is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
>we're not sure what to do with you."
>
>"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
>
>"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
>you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
>spend eternity."
>
>"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.
>
>"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
>
>And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
>down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
>green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse. Standing in front of it
>are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
>
>Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake
>his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at
>the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf; and then
>dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
>
>Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
>time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
>before he realizes it, it is time to go.
>
>Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
>
>The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter
>is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven."
>
>So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls
>moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good
>time.
>
>Before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
>
>"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
>your eternity."
>
>The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never
>have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would
>be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he
>goes down, down, down to hell.
>
>Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
>covered with waste and garbage.
>
>He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting
>it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
>
>The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
>
>"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there
>was a golf course and clubhouse. We ate lobster and caviar, drank
>champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full
>of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
>
>The devil looks at him, smiles and says ...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>"Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted."

rodney25 · 10-24-2006, 10:39 AM

Worth the time spent reading.

polish_aristocrat · 10-24-2006, 10:42 AM

nice one

BTW its first time I read a joke here in months

I usually skip the joke threads cause they are started by idiots who just want to increase their postcount

for you I made an exception

Elli · 10-24-2006, 10:43 AM

Very well done!

StuartD · 10-24-2006, 10:43 AM

I have to admit, that is indeed a good one

Barefootsies · 10-24-2006, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

nice one

BTW its first time I read a joke here in months

I usually skip the joke threads cause they are started by idiots who just want to increase their postcount

for you I made an exception

Cheers <insert DorkJedi's picture here>

HammerALL · 10-24-2006, 10:54 AM

Ironic and true! Great joke

nAtuRaLbEautY · 10-24-2006, 08:10 PM

hehe... nice one!

The Captain · 10-24-2006, 08:40 PM

that is well worth the read, great joke!

Spunky · 10-24-2006, 08:42 PM

Har har..that was a pretty good one

the alchemist · 10-24-2006, 08:43 PM

Hahaha excellent

squishypimp · 10-24-2006, 08:44 PM

lol

Psycho_x · 10-24-2006, 09:08 PM

Very good and true.LOL

aico · 10-24-2006, 09:14 PM

I liked that

MsWild · 10-25-2006, 04:48 PM

good one...hehe

Scott McD · 10-25-2006, 04:55 PM

Thank god it was worth the long read...

u-Bob · 10-25-2006, 05:04 PM

hehe

Freaky_Akula · 10-25-2006, 05:14 PM

Wiggles · 10-25-2006, 06:25 PM

that is a great joke!

woj · 10-25-2006, 06:45 PM

sniperwolf · 10-25-2006, 06:46 PM

It was a long read but worth my time... lol.. nice stuff.. and so true.!

10-24-2006, 09:33 AM	#1
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	HILARIOUS & So True >While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a >truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the >entrance. > >"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there >is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so >we're not sure what to do with you." > >"No problem, just let me in," says the man. > >"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have >you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to >spend eternity." > >"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. > >"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." > >And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, >down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a >green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse. Standing in front of it >are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. > >Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake >his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at >the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf; and then >dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. > >Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good >time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that >before he realizes it, it is time to go. > >Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... > >The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter >is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven." > >So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls >moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good >time. > >Before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. > >"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose >your eternity." > >The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never >have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would >be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he >goes down, down, down to hell. > >Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land >covered with waste and garbage. > >He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting >it in black bags as more trash falls from above. > >The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. > >"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there >was a golf course and clubhouse. We ate lobster and caviar, drank >champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full >of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" > >The devil looks at him, smiles and says ... > > > > > > > > >"Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

10-24-2006, 10:39 AM	#2
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10-24-2006, 10:42 AM	#3
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10-24-2006, 10:43 AM	#4
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10-24-2006, 10:54 AM	#7
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10-24-2006, 09:14 PM	#14
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10-25-2006, 04:48 PM	#15
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10-25-2006, 05:04 PM	#17
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10-25-2006, 06:45 PM	#20
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