Offering Consulting Work: From Just $3,000 To Charity
Teh BoyAlley Consulting Services And Lecture Series
If will76 can do it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=698428
And JimTheFiend can do it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=698505
I can do it:
For just a $3,000 donation to the non-profit charity of my choice, you too can learn the secrets of Blubber Cunts and Prolapses, while at the same time discovering how David Copperfield and Bearded Clams can help you brand your program and get a bigger piece of the affiliate traffic pie.*
* For an additional $500 donation, I'll throw in my prized lecture: "This thread makes my elbow itch."
Are you a big spender? For just a $5,000 donation you get everything listed above, PLUS everything you'd get from both will76 and JimTheFiend's consulting package:
From Will76's lecture: I will teach you how to bitch about Zango in a non-stop, nearly obsessive compulsive fashion, while at the same time, accomplishing absolutely nothing positive for your program or the industry!
From JimTheFiend's lecture: I will show you how to leverage trailer parks and camping trips to help your program relate to your affiliates better. AND I'll teach you techniques that will allow you to convince business partners that the mud puddle in your back yard is an actual private lake suitable for fishing!
It takes skills, it takes skills, and I can teach you!
If will76 can do it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=698428
And JimTheFiend can do it:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=698505
I can do it:
For just a $3,000 donation to the non-profit charity of my choice, you too can learn the secrets of Blubber Cunts and Prolapses, while at the same time discovering how David Copperfield and Bearded Clams can help you brand your program and get a bigger piece of the affiliate traffic pie.*
* For an additional $500 donation, I'll throw in my prized lecture: "This thread makes my elbow itch."
Are you a big spender? For just a $5,000 donation you get everything listed above, PLUS everything you'd get from both will76 and JimTheFiend's consulting package:
From Will76's lecture: I will teach you how to bitch about Zango in a non-stop, nearly obsessive compulsive fashion, while at the same time, accomplishing absolutely nothing positive for your program or the industry!
From JimTheFiend's lecture: I will show you how to leverage trailer parks and camping trips to help your program relate to your affiliates better. AND I'll teach you techniques that will allow you to convince business partners that the mud puddle in your back yard is an actual private lake suitable for fishing!
It takes skills, it takes skills, and I can teach you!
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