Deer Rapes Teenage Boy

[RayBonga]

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2599099

"It caught up to me, and then it jumped on my back and started licking my ear, so I pushed it off and it started licking my ear again," Kevin said. "So I just kept on running, and there were coaches with sweat shirts and they yelled at me to come towards them. So I ran towards them, and they shooed the deer off with their sweat shirts."

Still pics of the attempted deer-rape included.

[Jayden]

It kept licking his ear? WTF? hahah That is something one should not admit to.

[DarkJedi]

There isn't a single mention of 'rape' in the article.

dumbass.

[DjSap]

hah...deers are awesome...whats wrong with a bit of deer licking...

[aico]

"So I started running away, and I thought it was kinda funny at first," Kevin said. "Until, you know, it ran after me for a good about seven minutes."

Kevin's cross-country training came in handy in this situation.


LMFAO!!!!! Run Forrest Run!!!

[BOSS1]

this deer prolly got ran over by boy alley....who later nursed him back to health

[BusterBunny]

fucking kid needs some deodorant

[C-Bass]

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


thats funny as hell

[After Shock Media]

"The coaches said that it wanted the salt from the sweat on my back, and, um, I think it was using me as a human salt lick," said Kevin, who learned a valuable lesson from the bizarre encounter.

"I don't think I'm ever going to pet a deer again."

buhahahahaha

[GlydeGirl]

I saw this story on the news lastnight... absolutely hilarious!

[BVF]

"I didn't know what the deer was gonna do to me when it caught up," he said.

He was gonna fuck him..that was what was going to happen.

[Antonio]

"The attack of the homo deer" - 20:30 on Discovery, don't miss it

[squishypimp]

lol

[Skillz Unlimited]

He was molested!!

[Scott McD]

Oh deer...

[evulvmedia]

You know, all those religious evangelicals have been saying that if gay marriage is legal the next step is that people will be having sex with animals.

Well, this is the beginning, apparently!

[wdsguy]

kevin cocks was about to take on a deer cock.

[Spunky]

Deer need love too

[sniperwolf]

could be their on way of saying.. "i like you'

[Sveindt Beindt]

Lol

[edgeprod]

HAHA that's hillarious .. thanks for sharing.

[DaddyHalbucks]

Cool but strange story. Thanks.

[VXVhedpeVXV]

hah...deers are awesome...whats wrong with a bit of deer licking...

Ha Ha, deers ARE cool

[BusterBunny]

Oh deer...

[shekinah]

Maybe the dear wants to be loved, so please do stop over saying that it wanted to rape a teenage boy.

[VXVhedpeVXV]

You can't rape the willing

[thebossxxx]

that's some funny shit !!!!!!!!!

[1-800-313-WETT]

and I thought this was a joke...

LOL

[Slick]

Kevin and his coaches have a theory on why the deer chased him.

"The coaches said that it wanted the salt from the sweat on my back, and, um, I think it was using me as a human salt lick," said Kevin, who learned a valuable lesson from the bizarre encounter.

Well, hell, why didn't he just turn around and whip out his cock and let the deer lick the sweat off of that.

[Drake]

Deers love twinks

[notabook]

I draw the line at gay deers god damn it! If it was a female deer sure, it would have been fine, but no fagg0t dears should be allowed to lick america's youth!

[donross]

that kid was owned...

[facialfreak]

Hmmm ... SInce implants are made of Saline, I wonder if this could be a new niche?

[Malicious Biz]

the deer was licking his ear?

I guess it was trying to do a little foreplay before it got to the main attraction

[Wiggles]

hahaha that is so funny, he's the deer bitch!

[rodney25]

Deers have some perverted taste too.

[SxDx]

bambi's revenge

[jacked]

thats just weird... still wouldn't approach a deer in the wild shit i've seen to many videos of guys getting pounced on by them, hooves and horns aren't a good mix "when animals get horny III"