Holy Shit I won an Austin Mini from PORN PROFIT

[Platinum Dave]

I thought I was being tricked or another joke being played by one of the light speed crew or Ynot bob etc. or one of the radio shows, but its fucking for real, I WON AN AUSTIN MINI!!!!!

Thank you very much Porn Profit, you know we started sending signups to PORN PROFIT after the Montreal show and wow that was a smart idea.

Again, thank you very much to all the Porn Profit staff this was a very pleasant surprise, I know everyone says this, but FUCK I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!!!!

Awesome!

Now all I am thinking is how the hell am I gonna fit in this little car.

hehehe, and no I am not going to give it away cause I cant fit in it LOL!

[kmanrox]

you should give it away to your affiliates who are working so hard to make you what you are, but that's just my opinion =)

[B40]

You can give it to me

Congrats man..

[Platinum Dave]

Hahahaha, win a prize, give it away as a prize!!

naw I cant do that...

[Theo]

that's great news Dave :-)

[XXXPaysiteDesign]

You can afford it yourself, give it to charity.

[Platinum Dave]

Here is the picture of the car,

I took this picture in Montreal at the Cybernet Expo

I am 225 pounds, 6 feet tall, how the hell am I gonna fit in this car!!!

LOL

http://www.webmasterhangover.com/flo...011_floor.html

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
Here is the picture of the car,

I took this picture in Montreal at the Cybernet Expo

I am 225 pounds, 6 feet tall, how the hell am I gonna fit in this car!!!

LOL

http://www.webmasterhangover.com/flo...011_floor.html

Give it to an employee, affiliate, Church, charity, anything. You've already established that you can't really use it, why not put it to good use.

[mjrools23]

how much is it worth

[Platinum Dave]

Gonna talk it over with my partner,

dont know what we gonna do with her.

few options have already been presented

[Sly_RJ]

Looks like a can of tuna to me.

[Platinum Dave]

But what we defiantely cant do is give it as a prize to Platinum Bucks webmasters

that just aint right.

few people mentioned that...

Thanks Porn Profit, you guys rock!

[Platinum Dave]

looks like a car to be driven in Europe on those small streets

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
But what we defiantely cant do is give it as a prize to Platinum Bucks webmasters

that just aint right.

few people mentioned that...

Thanks Porn Profit, you guys rock!

Dave, I'm not trying to start anything here, but what's not right about it? Odds are your affiliates are who really earned you the car. Personally, I wouldn't be able to keep the thing and still feel right about the situation...

[Platinum Dave]

If you win a prize from an affiliate program

I cant use that same prize to give away

seems pretty cheap if you ask me, and low.

I wouldnt like it if I gave away a prize and then a person like me won it and then I give it away as a prize in my affiliate program.

Much love to all our webmasters


We are throwing a small party at Internext each night to show our thanks.

always thankful to our webmasters, they are the key to everything, I am fully aware of that.

[Rich J.]

First of all... Congratulations Dave on winning this sweet ride! I'm even jealous.

As far as being able to fit into the car... you always have the option of taking the money but I think you should come over to the office and get inside the one we have. I think you might be suprised by how much room they actually have in them. I rode (very comfortably) all the way up to Montreal in one and I thought it was great.

And about giving it away... I understand your affiliates helped you earn it but they were payed well for their efforts. You have done a great job building a great company. I think you should consider it a reward for that and keep it for yourself but that's just my opinion.

[Platinum Dave]

Rich my brother Dan, part owner

He is 6'4 225 also

can he fit in one?

He needs a new car...

I'll have to come check it out...

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
If you win a prize from an affiliate program

I cant use that same prize to give away

seems pretty cheap if you ask me, and low.

Good point.

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Good point.

Sly_RJ are you actually in agreing with me?


Oh my gawd, LOL!

[Rich J.]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
Rich my brother Dan, part owner

He is 6'4 225 also

can he fit in one?

He needs a new car...

I'll have to come check it out...

Well, as I said... our offices aren't too far from each other. Both of you come over and check it out. If you decide it won't work, take the cash and buy something that will. I assure you there would be no hard feelings there.

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave


Sly_RJ are you actually in agreing with me?


Oh my gawd, LOL!

I am. Just because I disagree with you once, doesn't mean I'll always disagree with you. Fuck, I get along perfectly with some people I really dislike.

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by Rich J.


Well, as I said... our offices aren't too far from each other. Both of you come over and check it out. If you decide it won't work, take the cash and buy something that will. I assure you there would be no hard feelings there.

Rich that is exactly what we are gonna do,

I leave for Vancouver on Wednesday so we have to do it before or after....

still shocked by this, LOL SWEETNESS!!!

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

I am. Just because I disagree with you once, doesn't mean I'll always disagree with you. Fuck, I get along perfectly with some people I really dislike.

Good to hear, you know some people just love to disagree.

Even when they think in their minds the person may be right.,

[nocostporn]

sounds like a hoax... I think AMP won ... give it to him bitches

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by nocostporn
sounds like a hoax... I think AMP won ... give it to him bitches

Who are you?

[nocostporn]

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Who are you?

stop using that line fucker.. I despise that young man!

[TheFLY]

Break it in with some road head.

[Steve]

A)I bet you can fit comfortably - Mini's are well known for being decent room up front

B)custom photo shoots - dudes with small cranks might look like Ron Jeremy in comparison to that car

[Mr.Fiction]

Is the one you won the new BMW version or the classic old one?

[drunkdollars]

Congrats Dave

Rich...

Good shit man..

Did you hear about the fire in tahoe..
I heard that Sh#ster knocked over his bong and caught the curtains on fire..

You hear any truth to this???

[drunkdollars]

Mr.Fiction

Its a new one..

[Terenzo]

Dave - Keep that fucking car and give all of your other cars to your webmasters ;)

[Squishy]

You could lob that lil fucker off a cliff all filled with cream pies and lesbians. Content-o-rama.

[MrBrian]

who'd this girl pay to become a model? :D

[Squishy]

Dude, you post my mom again, and I'm gonna get soooooooo pissed.

[Stevie Ward]

Sat in one the other day......nice!!!! and very quick
congrats Brother!!!!

[drumsicle]

Sweet go-kart. I'd definitely keep it I were you.

[kmanrox]

Originally posted by MrBrian
who'd this girl pay to become a model? :D

wtf *is* that??

[Naughty]

Congrats!

That car is not really cheap as some of you may think. It also drives like 218 km/h, which is pretty fast + the wheels/chassis or something turns when you drive through corners really fast or something .. right?

I don't like them personally, but after I heard how fast they went I thought it was pretty cool. Lots of those drive around here.

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by Terenzo
Dave - Keep that fucking car and give all of your other cars to your webmasters ;)

HAHAHA, keep the mini and give all my other cars away!!!

Hot wheels cars for prizes to webmasters?

I got one car only, and a bunch of hot wheels cars

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by kmanrox


wtf *is* that??

She is a Lesbian, I met in Montreal...

Thought she was a Lightspeed girl wearing a LS jersey

[SleazyDream]

congrats dave

[julia]

WOW! You are one lucky bast*rd!! hehe These cars are the shit here in montreal! They are so cool! I'm gonna try buying myself one in a few years (can't afford the 30 K can. they cost !!!)
enjoy it!

[Dirty F]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave


She is a Lesbian, I met in Montreal...

Thought she was a Lightspeed girl wearing a LS jersey

Shes from wildrose something...carel cox & co....

I would show you the pics i shot of her and carol doing dirty shit but i wont...it will gross me out if i see them again.

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by Battuss


Shes from wildrose something...carel cox & co....

I would show you the pics i shot of her and carol doing dirty shit but i wont...it will gross me out if i see them again.

From what I heard there are not to much pictures you can show from that Carol Cox party.

I heard very wild, lots of lesbians, damm wish I was there

skip on the go karts next time if their is a Carol Cox amateur party going on LOL!

[Pipecrew]

Guess I am the only one that thinks this is really Odd, Sorta like when GreenGuy Won the Viper from CyberErotica and worked for them..... but oh well! congrats

[Rich J.]

Pipecrew... not sure what the connection is. Noone at Platinum Bucks works for us. In fact its quite the oppisite. They are our competition just like every other company out there. But hey, they sent us joins and ended up winning the car. Just like you could have.

[I'm Slim]

That mini-austin is full money! Congrats Dave...maybe getting in the car will be as hard as winning it...

The girl in the pic is Bisexual Britney...just wanted to tell all of you who were wondering!

Slim!
Facial Plugin!!

[Platinum Dave]

Originally posted by I'm Slim
That mini-austin is full money! Congrats Dave...maybe getting in the car will be as hard as winning it...

The girl in the pic is Bisexual Britney...just wanted to tell all of you who were wondering!

Slim!
Facial Plugin!!

Ahhh thats right Bisexual Britney, I remember her now.


Rich thank you for saying that. Sent signups to Porn Profit after the Montreal show, not that many, like 20-30 and won the car.

POW!!!

hehehehe!! thanks for the congrats everyone, much love!

[chodadog]

Minis are surprisingly large inside. I'm 6'4 also. A friend of mine has a mini, and we're always drivin' around in it (thing kicks ass, so damn zippy!)

Andyes, not only do i fit in, but i fit in quite comfortably!