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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #1

    So I'm out back naked....

    got the hosuse to myself, figured id run around naked all fuckin weekend... i decide it would be relaxing to go take a piss off the cliff in the yard...

    so im back there pissin away (felt great mind you) and i hear the two teenage asian girls next door giggling and looking thru the fence.....

    so like a dumbass i scurry into the house in embarrassment.... upon further thought i should have faced them, and started jerkin off and seen what they would have said then... shrug...
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  • [Labret]
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    • May 2001
    • 10945

    #2
    That was me and Sly_RJ

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    • Sly_RJ
      Live Hard - Die Hard
      • Feb 2002
      • 17042

      #3
      Originally posted by [Labret]
      That was me and Sly_RJ
      Shut up fucker, now he'll be watching for us.

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      • Jamdin
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        • Jan 2001
        • 3560

        #4
        They were giggling because they never saw a pisser so small...

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        • Steve
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          • Feb 2001
          • 6894

          #5
          you only ran in the house because the two asians were not dudes

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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            my back was to them, and no i dont have a fat ass before you mention it =)
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            • cherrylula
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              • Jan 2002
              • 15969

              #7
              Maybe you should invite them over for a weenie roast.

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              • vegasdude
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                • Jul 2001
                • 3649

                #8
                but hairy it was!
                Did you fucking talk to me??!
                Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                • Cheshire
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5738

                  #9
                  *sigh*


                  just a little bit naughty

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                  • mike503
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                    • May 2002
                    • 2243

                    #10
                    hope they were older teens. :P
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                    • Steve
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 6894

                      #11
                      "asian teens"

                      card them - I bet they are in their late 30's

                      fucking asians don't age

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                      • TheApostate
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                        • Nov 2001
                        • 589

                        #12
                        go knock on the door and introduce yourself

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                        • kmanrox
                          aka K-Man
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 29295

                          #13
                          maybe i will make a paper airplane and fly it over that reads


                          Bukkake?

                          yes / no
                          (circle one)
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                          • [Labret]
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                            • May 2001
                            • 10945

                            #14
                            What do you think Sly? Yes or No?

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                            • Sly_RJ
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 17042

                              #15
                              Originally posted by [Labret]
                              What do you think Sly? Yes or No?
                              I'll leave this one up to you. I got to pick when we were stalking toodamnfli. Damn, what a bath that was...
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                              • Fletch XXX
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 60840

                                #16
                                Tight and tiny teenage asian butt oooos.

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                                • mike503
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 2243

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                  maybe i will make a paper airplane and fly it over that reads


                                  Bukkake?

                                  yes / yes
                                  (circle one)

                                  i made a slight correction for you.
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                                  • J-Reel
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 3782

                                    #18
                                    Never get embarressed when some ladies catch you pissin. Just ask politley "can I get a little help over here?"

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                                    • [Labret]
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                                      • May 2001
                                      • 10945

                                      #19
                                      Dear KMan

                                      We choose (YES)

                                      Do you want us to come over now or later?

                                      NOW / LATER
                                      (circle one)

                                      Do you want to cut a hole in the fence for a gloryhole?

                                      YES / NO
                                      (circle one)

                                      Sly wants me to ask you if you think he is cute! HEHEHE <3

                                      TTYL BFF TLA,

                                      [Lab]

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                                      • mjrools23
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 1604

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Steve
                                        "asian teens"

                                        card them - I bet they are in their late 30's

                                        fucking asians don't age
                                        lol word
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                                        • Sly_RJ
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 17042

                                          #21
                                          I think [Labret] is plotting something against me. What do you all think? What's the sneaky rat up to?
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                                          • Cheshire
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                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 5738

                                            #22
                                            I think he's trying to steal your man Sly... I wouldn't trust him if I were you


                                            just a little bit naughty

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                                            • Kimmykim
                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 16015

                                              #23
                                              No sweetie, that was me in my asian schoolboy getup!

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                                              • Nina
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 2687

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                Dear KMan

                                                We choose (YES)

                                                Do you want us to come over now or later?

                                                NOW / LATER
                                                (circle one)

                                                Do you want to cut a hole in the fence for a gloryhole?

                                                YES / NO
                                                (circle one)

                                                Sly wants me to ask you if you think he is cute! HEHEHE <3

                                                TTYL BFF TLA,

                                                [Lab]

                                                I am so jealous. What's a girl got to do?

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                                                • kmanrox
                                                  aka K-Man
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 29295

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                  Dear KMan

                                                  We choose (YES)

                                                  Do you want us to come over now or later?

                                                  [[NOW]] / LATER
                                                  (circle one)

                                                  Do you want to cut a hole in the fence for a gloryhole?

                                                  [[YES]] / NO
                                                  (circle one)

                                                  Sly wants me to ask you if you think he is cute! HEHEHE <3

                                                  TTYL BFF TLA,

                                                  [Lab]
                                                  Dear Labbie,

                                                  I only have 2 roofies left, will this suffice?
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                                                  • kmanrox
                                                    aka K-Man
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 29295

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by J-Reel
                                                    Never get embarressed when some ladies catch you pissin. Just ask politley "can I get a little help over here?"
                                                    yes, maybe i forgot to mention i wasnt toally naked but in a blue thong?
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                                                    • Steve
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                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      don't you know thongs are a health hazard

                                                      better to be free ballin

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                                                      • nocostporn
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                                                        #28
                                                        you remind me of K.C. off Stern for some reason
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                                                        • Sly_RJ
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                                                          • Feb 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox


                                                          yes, maybe i forgot to mention i wasnt toally naked but in a blue thong?
                                                          I think I just heard Cheshire squeal.
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                                                          • kmanrox
                                                            aka K-Man
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 29295

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                            I think I just heard Cheshire squeal.
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                                                            • Steve
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                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                              #31

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                                                              • Cheshire
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                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 5738

                                                                #32
                                                                *giggling uncontrollably*


                                                                just a little bit naughty

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                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 19969

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                  No sweetie, that was me in my asian schoolboy getup!
                                                                  fucking weirdo
                                                                  ;)
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                                                                  • Kimmykim
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                                                                    • Jun 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                    fucking weirdo
                                                                    ;)

                                                                    Hmm, two things spring to mind.

                                                                    1. You're a fine one to be talking.
                                                                    2. I guess you didn't agree with pimple.

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                                                                    • TDF
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                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 27296

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                      I'll leave this one up to you. I got to pick when we were stalking toodamnfli. Damn, what a bath that was...
                                                                      huh?? stop peeking at my goat herder!!
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                                                                      • Dreamman010
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                        my back was to them, and no i dont have a fat ass before you mention it =)
                                                                        You should've said to them - "don't worry, come closer, it doesn't bite"
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                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 29295

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Dreamman010


                                                                          You should've said to them - "don't worry, come closer, it doesn't bite"
                                                                          haha i still think asking them about YES/NO on bukkake would have been best, seeing as they were asian and they actualy speak the language.... hmm is bukkake even derived from an azn or what?
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                                                                          • Cheshire
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                                                                            • Jul 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bukkake is Japanese for splash or heavy squirt
                                                                            Last edited by Cheshire; 07-06-2002, 12:34 AM.


                                                                            just a little bit naughty

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                                                                            • Sly_RJ
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 17042

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                              Bukkake is Japanese for splash or heavy squirt
                                                                              Ooo, got my linguistics lesson for the day. Woohoo!

                                                                              ... I just realized I've been spelling bukkake wrong for the past two weeks. I've been a bad little Asian girl, somebody spank me.
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                                                                              • Steve
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                Bukkake is Japanese for splash or heavy squirt
                                                                                SO next time I am at a Japanese resteraunt, and the chef asks if I'd like some Wasabi sauce, I should say "Bukkake!"?

                                                                                So instead of :
                                                                                Wasabi? Wassup! Wasabi? Wassup!

                                                                                it would be:

                                                                                Wasabi? BUKKAKE! Wasabi? BUKKAKE!

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                                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 19969

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim

                                                                                  1. You're a fine one to be talking.
                                                                                  hey now, what I do with gothic midgets in wheelchairs behind closed dorrs is my business...you're the one parading around in public like Sailor Moon's transsexual brother.................
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                                                                                  • RW316
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                                                                                    • Jun 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Jamdin
                                                                                    They were giggling because they never saw a pisser so small...
                                                                                    yeahp.. small balls

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                                                                                    • J.R.
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                                                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Sure that wasn't FOOCHILD...

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                                                                                      • Kimmykim
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                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                        • 16015

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                                        hey now, what I do with gothic midgets in wheelchairs behind closed dorrs is my business...you're the one parading around in public like Sailor Moon's transsexual brother.................
                                                                                        Excuse me, but kmans neighbors houe is not out in public.

                                                                                        On another note, why talk ill of people that are gone?

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