Vegemite BANNED in USA!

**GrouchyAdmin** · 10-21-2006, 07:53 PM

Holy fuck, I'm sitting on liquid gold. I've got probably 5 jars of it left, I don't really like it - but not Tim-Tams. They don't last a week.

Last call?

**Spunky** · 10-21-2006, 07:54 PM

What is that stuff anyways?

**DjSap** · 10-21-2006, 07:56 PM

it's a step forward, we must do everything in our power to try to prevent Vegemite ever catching on in north america...it tastes like shit

**GrouchyAdmin** · 10-21-2006, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

What is that stuff anyways?

Beer vomit. No shit. It's the leftovers from brewing beer. They add salt, and spread it on toast.

**sassynaughtygirl** · 10-21-2006, 07:57 PM

"he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

**Dagwolf** · 10-21-2006, 07:57 PM

I'd better stock up, Canada might be next.

**ozmatt** · 10-21-2006, 07:58 PM

noooooooooooo

**Spunky** · 10-21-2006, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by toonpornblog

Beer vomit. No shit. It's the leftovers from brewing beer. They add salt, and spread it on toast.

Disgusting..that slop should be outlawed ..ralphs in a bucket

**notabook** · 10-21-2006, 07:59 PM

I've never tried it but always wanted to... looks like something you would have to just spread a very thin layer over a piece of toast, not like jelly at all. If you put every much on the toast it would probably make you gag.

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 10-21-2006, 08:01 PM

I love it, i have it on toast every morning becuase i am a vegemite kid.

**ozmatt** · 10-21-2006, 08:03 PM

and i just bought 10 tubes to take to webmaster access west

**ridikuloz** · 10-21-2006, 08:04 PM

i'd stick with my Double Quarter Pounders 4 lyfe.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 10-21-2006, 08:05 PM

That's what I've got left after throwing out the expired stuff. I still don't know what the hell I'l do with it - I might eat one or two slices every three months, and often less than that.

Originally posted by Spunky

Disgusting..that slop should be outlawed ..ralphs in a bucket

The trick to eating it is the scrape method. You use a very thin line and scrape it on the toast.. then you scrape that shit off and eat your toast.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 10-21-2006, 08:06 PM

Try it on hot toast when you get the munchies.....

**BobG** · 10-21-2006, 08:06 PM

that's hilarious. Yeah, its disgusting.

**Wiggles** · 10-21-2006, 08:07 PM

looks fucking gross anyway.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 10-21-2006, 08:09 PM

Can you get Marmite still?

**Dagwolf** · 10-21-2006, 08:14 PM

I've never tried it but I've seen it on the shelf.

**BitAudioVideo** · 10-21-2006, 08:14 PM

had a friend that transferred to citrix offices in au and brought some of that RANK ASS SHIT back with him.

**Makingcoin** · 10-21-2006, 08:14 PM

That shit is disgusting anyways. Tried it at the phoenix forum.

**ozmatt** · 10-21-2006, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Makingcoin

That shit is disgusting anyways. Tried it at the phoenix forum.

my pleasure

**soulbleed** · 10-21-2006, 08:19 PM

vegemite is gross anyways

**Makingcoin** · 10-21-2006, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by ozmatt

my pleasure

You should give it away as prizes.. LOL

**V_RocKs** · 10-21-2006, 08:26 PM

Click on my sig...

**nico-t** · 10-21-2006, 08:26 PM

the LAND OF THE FREE!!

**MattO** · 10-21-2006, 08:27 PM

How long does that shit last? I've had some in my cupboard for a while now.

**DaddyHalbucks** · 10-21-2006, 08:42 PM

Yea, instead of giving away iPods, laptops, and Ferraris, sponsors should give away Vegemite.

**ImLost** · 10-21-2006, 08:46 PM

never had it, doesn't look to good

**Matt 26z** · 10-21-2006, 08:50 PM

Banned because it contains folic acid. They only allow it in cerial and bread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folic_acid

Says nothing about bad health effects, but that it is actually good for you. Is this a conspiracy by the American medical industry to help keep people sick?

**Webby** · 10-21-2006, 08:56 PM

See the comments on the lead post? Damned funny Oz thoughts

Latest Comments:

Perhaps now that the US has banned liquids, T-shirts that contain Arabic characters, Vegemite amongst other things, perhaps they might be so kind to ban obnoxious American tourists from polluting the world...
Posted by: Doh Mar of Oz 3:15am today

This is absolutely stupid. In other words, just another normal day in the U S of A. If I had a dollar for every useless law they had, I'd still be counting my money.
Posted by: Leighton of Townsville, North Queensland 3:04am today

**dissipate** · 10-21-2006, 09:00 PM

I tried it once, and promptly spit it out.

**BusterBunny** · 10-21-2006, 09:02 PM

peanut butter owns vegemite

**JoshyJ** · 10-21-2006, 10:50 PM

Be a man and have a T-Bone steak for breakfast.

**Chr0makey** · 10-22-2006, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Batts

I love it, i have it on toast every morning becuase i am a vegemite kid.

Me too

**gooddomains** · 10-22-2006, 12:30 AM

yyeah. good stuff

**gooddomains** · 10-22-2006, 12:49 AM

I love that taste

**SmokeyTheBear** · 10-22-2006, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by sassynaughtygirl

"he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

bwahaa i always thought they said that too lol then one day someone was singing it and said "he just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich " and we got ina big argument about it. turns out he was right

**Sarah_Jayne** · 10-22-2006, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by DjSap

it's a step forward, we must do everything in our power to try to prevent Vegemite ever catching on in north america...it tastes like shit

I have skipped tryibg vegemite since I tried Marmite and discovered it to be beyond gross.

**godisdead** · 10-22-2006, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

the LAND OF THE FREE!!

What he said. This is a fucking joke.

**georgeyw** · 10-22-2006, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by Spunky

Disgusting..that slop should be outlawed ..ralphs in a bucket

you don't even know what it tastes like - get back in your box fool

**d00t** · 10-22-2006, 02:33 AM

I read something a while ago saying that 90% of Australians overseas wanted vegemite when they felt sick.

**Project-Shadow** · 10-22-2006, 03:21 AM

I know i'm a big fan of marmite, i'm assuming it's the exact same thing just the English branded version.

Beer Yeast ftw!

For all those who say it's disgusting, try it just once on crumpets... it's ... *drools* Excuse me while I go to the shops

**AnneT** · 10-22-2006, 03:41 AM

Marmite is the English version. Yukky pommy shit.

Vegemite is an aquired taste. You need a very small scraping on toast and you are in heaven. Gotta love savoury spreads

Folate (or Folic Acid) is an additive in alot of foods because of it's value in stopping certain birth defects (I think). It's in bread and cereals in many western countries. Not sure why they would ban it for that.

**tony286** · 10-22-2006, 05:49 AM

He didnt speak my language he just handed me a vegemite sandwich lol

**reynold** · 10-22-2006, 06:28 AM

I'll stick with my honey coated pancake for breakfast.

**bigalownz** · 10-22-2006, 06:28 AM

thats stupid

what about Marmite

**hent** · 10-22-2006, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by Makingcoin

That shit is disgusting anyways. Tried it at the phoenix forum.

I still have the video/pics of that somewhere....

**MaddCaz** · 10-22-2006, 07:12 AM

what the hell for??

**paymeback** · 10-22-2006, 07:35 AM

vegemite should allways be eaten with butter, and only lightly spread not like peanut butter etc.. otherwise it is pretty foul