The greatest rant of all time - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 10-21-2006, 01:10 PM

"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where?s the Tylenol?"

--- Chevy Chase from "Christmas Vacation"

BoyAlley · 10-21-2006, 01:11 PM

Damn. I thought this thread was going to be about Jordan Capri. I've been following those threads like a soap opera.

Us fags love breeder dramas.

squishypimp · 10-21-2006, 01:13 PM

Hollywood376 · 10-21-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Us fags love breeder dramas.

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. -Clark W. Griswold

RobbieRye · 10-21-2006, 01:30 PM

Every time I put the Christmas lights up on my house I think of Clark

Love Sex · 10-21-2006, 01:31 PM

I just went 0/13000 on clicked text link traffic to a sex store

droppin that sponsor

fuzebox · 10-21-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex

I just went 0/13000 on clicked text link traffic to a sex store

droppin that sponsor

Ummmm ok then...

sweetums · 10-21-2006, 02:32 PM

All time classic...god love Chevy

Here's one of my all-time faves:

"I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing..."

-- John Candy as "Buck Russell" in Uncle Buck

evulvmedia · 10-21-2006, 02:41 PM

here's the YouTube version:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow

OG LennyT · 10-21-2006, 03:39 PM

watch that movie during the holidays every year

L-Pink · 10-21-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex

I just went 0/13000 on clicked text link traffic to a sex store

droppin that sponsor

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Ummmm ok then...

Love Sex · 10-21-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-21-2006, 04:55 PM

"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!

-Chevy Chase, National Lampoon's Vacation

Z · 10-21-2006, 04:57 PM

Steve, your sig is hysterical. If I had already been out to the living room and come back in here in an altered state already, I'd have shit myself when that demon thing popped up and screamed.

When are we going to see you?

CaptainHowdy · 10-21-2006, 04:57 PM

Classic stuff yo...

Z · 10-21-2006, 05:03 PM

My favorite rant:

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

StuartD · 10-21-2006, 05:47 PM

That one ranks right up there with....

Clark: "Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?"

detoxed · 10-21-2006, 05:49 PM

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suesheboy · 10-21-2006, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex

I just went 0/13000 on clicked text link traffic to a sex store

droppin that sponsor

WTF sponser is that? Check my sig for toy stores...

10-21-2006, 01:10 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	The greatest rant of all time "I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where?s the Tylenol?" --- Chevy Chase from "Christmas Vacation" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

10-21-2006, 01:13 PM	#3
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10-21-2006, 02:32 PM	#8
sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	All time classic...god love Chevy Here's one of my all-time faves: "I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing..." -- John Candy as "Buck Russell" in Uncle Buck __________________ ICQ: 114549321

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10-21-2006, 04:55 PM	#13
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! -Chevy Chase, National Lampoon's Vacation __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

10-21-2006, 01:11 PM	#2
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Damn. I thought this thread was going to be about Jordan Capri. I've been following those threads like a soap opera. Us fags love breeder dramas.

10-21-2006, 01:30 PM	#5
RobbieRye Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Middle of Nowhere Posts: 616	Every time I put the Christmas lights up on my house I think of Clark

10-21-2006, 01:31 PM	#6
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	I just went 0/13000 on clicked text link traffic to a sex store droppin that sponsor

10-21-2006, 02:41 PM	#9
evulvmedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 441	here's the YouTube version: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wGxyIhsSAow

10-21-2006, 04:57 PM	#14
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Steve, your sig is hysterical. If I had already been out to the living room and come back in here in an altered state already, I'd have shit myself when that demon thing popped up and screamed. When are we going to see you?

10-21-2006, 04:57 PM	#15
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10-21-2006, 05:03 PM	#16
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	My favorite rant: Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

10-21-2006, 05:47 PM	#17
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	That one ranks right up there with.... Clark: "Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it? Mary: You have your coat on. Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?" __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

10-21-2006, 05:49 PM	#18
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	marijuana rocks!