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The secret of splattering cumshots!

07-05-2002, 04:57 AM

My secret for a huge load is:

Eat lots of battered squid...also known as calamares. I shit you
not.....just try it.... Eat 2 plates of that stuff and the next day
you're able to shoot a full grown guy of a motorcycle...even
with one eye closed...

So what's your secret for ozing cumshots? Girls like cum so does
mine....so I need more tips to even further increase performance.

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07-05-2002, 04:57 AM

I got the above tip from Peter North himself....so go figure...

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07-05-2002, 05:00 AM

For the real thing get Lots of Zinc and Vitamin E - that is the secret

lots of oysters and pumpkin seeds !

for good cum shots in photos use:
corn flour
hair conditioner (gotta b careful not to get that shit in the eyes)

I recently discovered the melted lemon sorbet looks a lot like cum

and so does sago custard

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07-05-2002, 05:05 AM

Just out of curiosity....what percentage of cumshots have to be faked? Or enhanced?

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07-05-2002, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by FATPad
Just out of curiosity....what percentage of cumshots have to be faked? Or enhanced?

All of mine are faked. I tell her to close her eyes and then I squirt hair conditioner all over her face... UGGHghghguhhhhhhhhhh
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07-05-2002, 06:35 AM

Anyway thanks for the tips guys -- I'm going to get some oysters and squid tonight!
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07-05-2002, 06:37 AM

these pills i been taking makes it really explosive
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07-05-2002, 10:22 AM

I'm gonna try the vitamins and zink...thanks for that...
I wasn't asking for fake cum....I know those tricks but I think
it really sucks....you can always tell.

The squid I know from experience...is just excellent I have no
idea why but it just gets huge loads everytime.....at home...
and also the guys who use it when we shoot content.

It also gets a bit more stickier from squid which makes it perfect
for drewling chin omelets...

Anyone who has more tips shoot.....Oysters I knew allthough it
doesn't really that much to the cum unless you eat tons of it.
oysters increase libido.....also important....but I'm looking for
real cum advice now..

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07-05-2002, 10:24 AM

By the way....according to girls...the type of food you eat has a
huge effect on the taste of cum....spicy mexican food or garlic
is a big nono for girls..it makes the cum taste horrible...

Fish and salade make cum taste nice..also lakrish seems to do
miracles to the taste...

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07-05-2002, 10:33 AM

cetaphil!
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07-05-2002, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by Pipecrew
cetaphil!

In the words of the holy virgin mary.....come again? What is cetaphil?
Remember I'm from Europe

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07-05-2002, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by DynaSpain

In the words of the holy virgin mary.....come again? What is cetaphil?
Remember I'm from Europe

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Its a face/handwash you can buy at drugstores, its identical to the real thing! alot of people in the industry use it
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07-05-2002, 10:59 AM

http://www.semenex.com/

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07-05-2002, 11:02 AM

someone on here said before you "get busy" eat something sweet and it's supposed to make your jizz more tolerable.

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07-05-2002, 11:04 AM

I have been blessed that I do not need anything else but to hold it for about 3 - 4 days and I can cover a girl's face with cum.

I will try that calamari trick, as I love fried calamari.
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07-05-2002, 11:27 AM

Stay well hydrated.

My last g/f shared my love of wine, but refused to give me morning head if we'd been drinking alot the night before. Apparently the alcohol induced dehydration reduced the volume and made it taste unpleasantly strong.
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07-05-2002, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by DynaSpain

In the words of the holy virgin mary.....come again? What is cetaphil?

LOL yeah I've used this stuff before... it feels like semen too. Not cheap, but it's very good soap.
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07-05-2002, 12:06 PM

Correct alcohol gives a bad bitter taste to spooge...I heard that
before....also that sweet stuff makes cum taste better.

All try the squid...I can't stress it enough...whenever I pop a load
after I had been eating squid I was amazed......it makes you
really feel proud...

That article about that drink I have read it too...I'm going to try
that shit if I can get it...and let me GF post the results

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07-05-2002, 12:09 PM

For taste, pineapple juice works good. Gotta drink a ton of it, like 3+ glasses.

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07-05-2002, 12:41 PM

after watching the movie Vanilla Sky,,
i have a fear of having girls swallow
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07-05-2002, 12:42 PM

just tell the girl to hold her breath and pinch there nose,,,,
won't taste a thing
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07-05-2002, 02:39 PM

I use Adobe Photoshop

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07-05-2002, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by mike503
someone on here said before you "get busy" eat something sweet and it's supposed to make your jizz more tolerable.

It was me and it works, learnt it years ago. Try drinking Mango juice. She will not spit it back at you.

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07-05-2002, 04:28 PM

Squid? Shouldn't you be squirting INK, then?

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07-05-2002, 04:56 PM

I've always wanted to know.....what does cum taste like?
Is it bitter or salty or sour? Any girls that have ever swallowed feel to fill me in??
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07-05-2002, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by SunTzu
For taste, pineapple juice works good. Gotta drink a ton of it, like 3+ glasses.

Then as soon as your dick gets hard you have to pee....

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07-05-2002, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by DynaSpain
The squid I know from experience...is just excellent I have no
idea why but it just gets huge loads everytime.....at home...
and also the guys who use it when we shoot content.

So let me get this straight.. You know from experience that when you're at home shooting porn with other guys that if you eat squid you can blow huge gobs on them they are quite content?
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07-05-2002, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by playa
after watching the movie Vanilla Sky,,
i have a fear of having girls swallow

I saw that a long time ago and i thought it sucked...... But i semi remember something about that, fill me in! its bugging me
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07-05-2002, 05:44 PM

You could always do the old garden hose trick. Put your thumb over the tip of your cock right before you bust a nut, and only let a little bit spray out, You should be able to remove contact lenses, and dislodge corn from between her teeth without a problem. Be careful though, as the urethra was not built for this kind of PSI. Busting a nut can take on a whole new meaning if you perform this trick more that once a week. And dont eat calamari before this, too much nut power when attempting this trick is bad!

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07-05-2002, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by TheFLY

All of mine are faked. I tell her to close her eyes and then I squirt hair conditioner all over her face... UGGHghghguhhhhhhhhhh

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07-05-2002, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by phogirl69
I've always wanted to know.....what does cum taste like?
Is it bitter or salty or sour? Any girls that have ever swallowed feel to fill me in??

wtf! *girl* and you don't know what cum tastes like? HOW?!

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07-05-2002, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Socks

So let me get this straight.. You know from experience that when you're at home shooting porn with other guys that if you eat squid you can blow huge gobs on them they are quite content?

Ehh little misinterpretation fellah.....When I am at home having
sex with my Girlfriend I shoot loads that make me proud....

When I was out on a shoot and told the guys this would help
it also showed that it had its result....

Another one is drink coffee milk....

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07-05-2002, 11:32 PM

didn't read any of it... but why did this ever come up... ohhhh shit

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07-05-2002, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by mike503

wtf! *girl* and you don't know what cum tastes like? HOW?!

Because I don't swallow
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07-05-2002, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by mike503

wtf! *girl* and you don't know what cum tastes like? HOW?!

You think because I'm a girl I would know how cum tastes?? Not every girl would want to fucken swallow ,
OKAY? You assume because I'm female I would SWALLOW, or what? WTF?

If you are trying to imply that I am not a female because I don't know what man devil seed tastes like, you are sadly mistaken. Don't assume that EVERY female will fucken swallow just because you see it in pornos..... Fuck that...

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07-06-2002, 12:14 AM

You've never even copped a load in the mouth? I dare say that's enough to establish a taste

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07-06-2002, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by chodadog
You've never even copped a load in the mouth? I dare say that's enough to establish a taste

That is disgusting... My ex bf would always shoot it in the carpet. And he has to warn me in advance beforehand so I know to take it out. My bf knows I am kind of "mean" and he's scared of me. He wouldn't DARE to do it in my mouth, I would smack him!
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07-06-2002, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by phogirl69

Because I don't swallow

I've never met a woman who won't swallow if its handled in the correct way!
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07-06-2002, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by phogirl69

Because I don't swallow

Wow.. girls like you still exist? I heard they existed, guess i just never met one. That's kinda like a guy going down on a woman and spitting afterwards

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07-06-2002, 03:47 AM

phogirl69 you should try it once....besides that it's very sensual
it's also extremely nutricious and recent studies have shown that
cum makes women happy. Cum contains a lot of hormones like
testeron and ostrogen which have a great effect on your mood.

At least try it...

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07-06-2002, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by phogirl69

That is disgusting... My ex bf would always shoot it in the carpet. And he has to warn me in advance beforehand so I know to take it out. My bf knows I am kind of "mean" and he's scared of me. He wouldn't DARE to do it in my mouth, I would smack him!

You sound like such a fun chick...

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07-06-2002, 06:15 AM

Don't cum or have sex for a few days mywhiteteens.com
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07-06-2002, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by phogirl69
If you are trying to imply that I am not a female because I don't know what man devil seed tastes like, you are sadly mistaken. Don't assume that EVERY female will fucken swallow just because you see it in pornos..... Fuck that...

Good luck keeping a boyfriend with that demon seed attitude -- as soon as the swallower arrives you are history. How can you love a man without loving his cum -- his greatest gift? Maybe you want men to hate you.

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07-06-2002, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by TheFLY

Good luck keeping a boyfriend with that demon seed attitude -- as soon as the swallower arrives you are history. How can you love a man without loving his cum -- his greatest gift? Maybe you want men to hate you.

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