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  • Buba_Smith2
    Registered User
    • Jun 2002
    • 76

    #1

    Sex and Food

    What do you think is the best food to incorporate with sex? Whipped cream bikinis? Chocolate pudding body paint? How about a good ol' warm n moist cucmber?
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  • mike503
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    • May 2002
    • 2243

    #2
    sex and food =
    yes and please
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    • Hurricane
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 48

      #3
      I belive a big Hot Dog between her tits to eat, while you fuck her should be the top of the pop


      Wow.. I liked that thought!! Yummi Yummi
      I must try that this weekend



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      • RW316
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 1103

        #4
        yes sex please!

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        • qdtobbe
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 1688

          #5
          I belive a big Hot Dog between her tits to eat, while you fuck her should be the top of the pop
          Hurricane you are fucking discusting!!!
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          • Sugarpuss
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 288

            #6
            definitely donut rings
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            • kmanrox
              aka K-Man
              • Oct 2001
              • 29295

              #7
              Originally posted by Buba_Smith2
              What do you think is the best food to incorporate with sex? Whipped cream bikinis? Chocolate pudding body paint? How about a good ol' warm n moist cucmber?
              whipped cream bikinis? what is yummy about a dead tunafish sundea with curly hair surprise?
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              • miss^behaving
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 213

                #8
                hehehehe...chocolate chocolate and more fucking chocolate........maybe followed up by some..........wait for it.....chocolate.




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                • TheFLY
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 11856

                  #9
                  Call me simple -- I'd rather eat and taste her.

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                  • Clovis
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 412

                    #10
                    First sit her at the kitchen table and tie her thumbs behind her back. Then place with one scoop of icecream in front of her and jackoff on it. Then spoon feed it to her. After that its time for desert.
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                    • Buba_Smith2
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 76

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kmanrox


                      whipped cream bikinis? what is yummy about a dead tunafish sundea with curly hair surprise?
                      Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot some people are raving homosexuals. Maybe if you took the cock out of your mouth and tried some tang you might find you like it.
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                      • quiet
                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 25115

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Buba_Smith2


                        Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot some people are raving homosexuals. Maybe if you took the cock out of your mouth and tried some tang you might find you like it.
                        not sure if you're trying to turn him on, or cut him down.
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                        • yys
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 1922

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Buba_Smith2


                          tried some tang you might find you like it.

                          tang is good! Did you know that it was originally invented for the space program

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                          • [Labret]
                            Registered User
                            • May 2001
                            • 10945

                            #14

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                            • Cheshire
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 5738

                              #15
                              Is that what 'getting cornholed' comes from?


                              just a little bit naughty

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                              • mike503
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 2243

                                #16
                                at least the corn looks fresh
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                                • [Labret]
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 10945

                                  #17
                                  He just has a lot of corn in his poo.

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                                  • Gutterboy
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 4751

                                    #18
                                    Nutella

                                    Its got enough viscosity that you've really gotta work to lick it all off.. tested on two girlfriends so far, both loved it.

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                                    • Sly_RJ
                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 17042

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by [Labret]
                                      Wait a minute. Your girl is not only an intelligent beautiful model who's great in the sack, but she's also an aspiring photographer? You're right, she is the cream of the crop!
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                                      • [Labret]
                                        Registered User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 10945

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                        Wait a minute. Your girl is not only an intelligent beautiful model who's great in the sack, but she's also an aspiring photographer? You're right, she is the cream of the crop!
                                        Yes, but note how she didnt wipe off my butt mustard sitting on my taint before she took the picture.

                                        Total amateur.

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                                        • Beastiepoo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 1971

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by [Labret]
                                          Shame the bloke in the pic isn't enjoying his corn enema. Look at that poor limp willy.
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                                          • Caroline
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 405

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by [Labret]


                                            Yes, but note how she didnt wipe off my butt mustard sitting on my taint before she took the picture.

                                            Total amateur.

                                            does my effort count for nothing???

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                                            • Sly_RJ
                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 17042

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Caroline



                                              does my effort count for nothing???
                                              Next time make sure to get him hard first, would have been much more entertaining. I've got the Viagra if you need some.
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