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Old 10-18-2006, 02:59 PM   #1
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A couple LDS guys came to the door.

Usually I enjoy discussing religion with those that come to my door, but this is not the right week for that.

I told them I knew what they wanted to talk about, but I was "too busy" to talk to them now.

"Can we help you?"

"Do you know HTML?"

"A little"

"Do you know CSS?"

"No, I am more a C++ guy."

"Then you can't help."

One day they will send someone to the door that can actually lend a hand.
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:03 PM   #2
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OMG asking them if they know HTML and CSS.

Buaaaaaahaha! That's classic.
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:16 PM   #3
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OMG asking them if they know HTML and CSS.

Buaaaaaahaha! That's classic.
Well, they acted like they wanted to help . . .
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:17 PM   #4
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Well, they acted like they wanted to help . . .

Nice....

I had a repeat visitor that was pissing me off for a while...

Asked him if he would mind scanning 1-2k galleries for me while we bullshitted... he went kind of
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:22 PM   #5
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You should have given them Donnie's phone number.

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:23 PM   #6
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Wheres the up the nostril pic of you standing next to them?
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:23 PM   #7
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"Can we help you?"

"Do you know HTML?"
Would have been interesting if anyone of them actually said yes...
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:24 PM   #8
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too bad they didnt know
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:24 PM   #9
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hahah

I'd put them to work if they wanted to
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:25 PM   #10
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i like to strip to my underwear before answering the door - worth the expression on their face everytime, especially the women.
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:29 PM   #11
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That's fucking brilliant.

The most I've done is ask Mormons if I could get pictures of their sacred underwear. They haven't returned.
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:31 PM   #12
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Would have been interesting if anyone of them actually said yes...
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"Do you know HTML?"

"A little"
He didn't sound confident enough in his abilities.
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Old 10-18-2006, 03:33 PM   #13
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Old 10-18-2006, 07:52 PM   #14
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You did a good job handling those mofos.
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