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  • Jarmusch
     
    • May 2003
    • 12479

    #1

    How to drink vodka and stay sober

    Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk:

    1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
    2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
    3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.

    Everything explained more in-depth here:
    How to drink vodka and stay sober

  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #2
    I thought the point of drinking vodka was to get drunk.

    ?

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    • gooddomains
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      • Jul 2003
      • 10127

      #3
      that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

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      • Jarmusch
         
        • May 2003
        • 12479

        #4
        You can get drunk on the 2nd bottle.

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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
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          #5
          How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream.

          When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by DarkJedi
            I thought the point of drinking vodka was to get drunk.

            ?
            Yeah, drinking vodka ans staying sober = pointless


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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
              • 12479

              #7
              Originally posted by Scott McD
              Yeah, drinking vodka ans staying sober = pointless
              Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

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              • DarkJedi
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                • Feb 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by Jarmusch
                Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.
                99% of what is written on the link you posted is bullshit.


                Russians can drink so much vodka because they're tough motherfuckers.

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                • After Shock Media
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                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                  How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream.

                  When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.
                  What about your intestinal areas?
                  Oh and umm most oils are alcohol soluable.

                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                  99% of what is written on the link you posted is bullshit.


                  Russians can drink so much vodka because they're tough motherfuckers.
                  I will not doubt you about what you say about that link.
                  Though I will say russians can drink so much vodka cause they are used to it, and many are raging alcoholics who die in their mid 40's early 50's.

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                  • bizarredollars
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 1582

                    #10
                    The only time I need to stay sober when drinking vodka is when I meet russian webmasters.. it is the custom to drink.. other than that, I drink to get drunk, otherwise, I will stick to water.

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                    • bobby666
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                      • Nov 2005
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                      #11
                      i prefer to drink just one bottle,without any helpers

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                        • dissipate
                          The Dirty Frenchman
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 8904

                          #13
                          Why the hell would i drink vodka if i didnt want to get drunk? It's like masterbating without the payoff.

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                          • Jarmusch
                             
                            • May 2003
                            • 12479

                            #14
                            Originally posted by dissipate
                            Why the hell would i drink vodka if i didnt want to get drunk?
                            To win a drinking contest perhaps.

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                            • reynold
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              Looks like a killer diarrhea afterwards..

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                              • squishypimp
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                                • Aug 2006
                                • 10781

                                #16
                                why drink if you cant get drunk?

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                                • BusterBunny
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                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 19291

                                  #17
                                  what after shock said....
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                                  • shekinah
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                                    • May 2006
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                                    #18
                                    Really? Will think of that later, but surely I'll try to do it hehe

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                                    • UniversalPassLorence
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                                      • Dec 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Why do you want to stay sober when you drink ?

                                      The whole purpose for me is to catch a buzzzzzzzzz





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                                      • Babagirls
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                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 18812

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gooddomains
                                        that makes me throw up even without drinking anything
                                        thank you!!

                                        btw, if anyone believes that downing a whole bottle of vodka wont get you drunk, is just asking for it. depending on the size of the bottle, you could easily die from alchohol poisoning.




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                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                          • Dec 2004
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                                          #21
                                          Why would I want to drink to vodka to stay sober ??

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                                          • OG LennyT
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                                            • Jun 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                            Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.
                                            they drink so much, so easily, because repetition=tolerance
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                                            • rodney25
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                                              • Jun 2005
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                                              #23
                                              Thanks for the tips, but I'd rather hit the floor than follow that list.


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                                              • Yon Plunt
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                                                • Sep 2006
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.
                                                Bullshit. They can do it because of YEARS of practice! I know. Been there, done that.

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                                                • calibra
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 4357

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                  Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk:

                                                  1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
                                                  2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
                                                  3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.

                                                  Everything explained more in-depth here:
                                                  How to drink vodka and stay sober

                                                  You can do it much easier: eat a lot of heavy food when you drink vodka.

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                                                  • e-god
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                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 1738

                                                    #26
                                                    3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.
                                                    --
                                                    That may cause a death then you drink too much, there was an accident couple months ago then teenage tried this, he drinked a lot and died.

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                                                    • Sta$h
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                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 187

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                      thank you!!

                                                      btw, if anyone believes that downing a whole bottle of vodka wont get you drunk, is just asking for it. depending on the size of the bottle, you could easily die from alchohol poisoning.

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                                                      • woj
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                                                        #28
                                                        Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead...
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                                                        • Jarmusch
                                                           
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 12479

                                                          #29
                                                          There's more to this than what I wrote in the 1st post.

                                                          If someone bothers to read the article they'll see they eat certain foods in between shots and follow some other 'rituals' including a cold beer early in the morning after.

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                                                          • polle54
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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 4626

                                                            #30
                                                            LOL

                                                            you advice goes on creating a boble so the vodka never hit's the blood and then the liver... however you can die of that technique so proceed with caution.

                                                            and another thing it's kinda pointless...
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                                                            • Abyss_Vee
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                                                              • Sep 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              i wish i got drunk off of 1 shot

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                                                              • SxDx
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                                                                • Mar 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                yeah....what would be the point in that? I drink because I want to get fucked up...not to see how much I can drink and still stay sober.

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                                                                • cranki
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                  When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.
                                                                  oooohhhhhh yeah....

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                                                                  • hzoltan
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                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 2007

                                                                    #34
                                                                    why should I pay for a 2nd bottle if I can get drunk from the first one?
                                                                    BTW most of us could drink a 0,7 bottle of vodka (good quality) without puke or any bigger problems, I'm sure about it
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                                                                    • NinjaSteve
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 11089

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by squishypimp
                                                                      why drink if you cant get drunk?

                                                                      damn right!!!
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                                                                      • Jarmusch
                                                                         
                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                        • 12479

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Bunch of newbie drinkers in this thread.

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                                                                        • Sosa
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 40149

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by woj
                                                                          Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead...
                                                                          Very well said

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                                                                          • bastardsquad
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by gooddomains
                                                                            that makes me throw up even without drinking anything
                                                                            i was thinking the same thing...sounds like a bad night to start with before you even get to the drinking...


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                                                                            • High Plains Drifter
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                                                                              • Jun 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              A couple rails of coke will accomplish the same thing.

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