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  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #1

    perfect days

    PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN

    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

    8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday

    8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and
    croissants

    9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

    10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny
    personal trainer.

    10:30 Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

    12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.

    12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30
    lbs.

    1:00 Shopping with friends.

    3:00 Nap.

    4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from
    a secret admirer.

    4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle
    massage.

    5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.

    7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

    10:00 Hot shower. Alone.

    10:30 Make love.

    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

    A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

    6:00 Alarm.

    6:15 Blowjob.

    6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.

    7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.

    7:30 Limo arrives.

    7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport

    8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

    9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

    9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.

    11:30 Blowjob

    11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3
    Heinekens.
    12:15 Blowjob.

    12:30 Play back nine at Augusta , finish 4 under par.

    2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

    2:20 Blowjob

    2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas . Nap.

    3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless
    female crew.

    4:15 Blowjob

    4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249
    lbs.

    5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked
    supermodel.

    7:00 Watch Sportscenter.

    7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
    1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.

    9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and
    Cohiba Cuban cigar.

    10:00 Have sex with two
    18 year old nymphomaniacs.

    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.

    11! :45 Go to bed.

    11:46 One last blowjob

    11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the
    dog leave the room.

    12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.




    I liked this one:

    3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless
    female crew.
  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #2
    our schedule has 7 blowjobs!

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    • Shady
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 377

      #3
      i'm still waiting for that perfect day.


      Tired of cookie cutter sites?

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      • cold_ice
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 3027

        #4
        hey after the first BJ we can call it a day and most of us will me happy

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        • foe
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 5246

          #5
          Originally posted by cold_ice
          hey after the first BJ we can call it a day and most of us will me happy
          speak for yourself

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