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Klen · 10-15-2006, 05:02 AM

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she".

rodney25 · 10-15-2006, 08:28 PM

Kinda gross but thanks anyway.

squishypimp · 10-15-2006, 08:29 PM

lol funny but nasty joke

marketsmart · 10-15-2006, 08:48 PM

some kinda nasty joke there

reynold · 10-15-2006, 11:18 PM

Bastard!

10-15-2006, 05:02 AM	#1
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Daily joke A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she".

10-15-2006, 08:28 PM	#2
rodney25 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 7,090	Kinda gross but thanks anyway. __________________ AFFORDABLE Hosting -- Extreme Dependability -- FULL Service ICQ ME for DAMN GOOD HOSTING DEALS: 5380773

10-15-2006, 08:29 PM	#3
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	lol funny but nasty joke __________________ Signature For Sale

10-15-2006, 08:48 PM	#4
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	some kinda nasty joke there

10-15-2006, 11:18 PM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Bastard!