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10-14-2006, 01:18 PM

What's the best way to get rid of some really bad cramps? I don't have any Midol and really don't want to run out so help a sister out if you could.

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10-14-2006, 01:25 PM

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Below are the things that I have found worked for me, you may find they help too.
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Use more natural forms of collecting menstrual blood using a less chemical based product can really help. At least try a disposable pad that is chlorine free, perfume free and hypoallergenic (most health food stores carry them), there are also organic disposable pads and tampons on the market. Alternatives like washable pads or the Keeper are the best, in my opinion.
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Exercise gently involving the abdominal region, or walking
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Heat on the abdomen - the old standby - try a hot bath or a hot water bottle
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Essential oil of lavender rubbed into crampy areas feels great. Lavender is known for its relaxing calming effect
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Distraction. If your discomfort is mild, trying doing an activity that takes a lot of attention, like a good movie, playing a sport, etc.
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Raspberry leaf tea. This is considered to be a good uterine tonic; some women find that drinking it before their periods helps with cramps. Follow the directions on the box. I haven't tried this one but know some women that have.
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Try taking a calcium supplement regularly (I take even more during my cycle) and eating high calcium foods - this one worked for me.
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Eating lighter and healthier around menstruation -- less grease, less starch, more fruits and vegetables.
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Ginkgo - try a ginkgo supplement, there is some evidence that this can help - it also makes you smarter!

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10-14-2006, 01:37 PM

Do you have any plain Ibuprophen?

I sometimes find laying down and massaging my abdomen helps.

If you can stand it, go for a walk.

I've been blessed, I don't have PMS and rarely have cramps. Then again I'm a jogger and that helps.

But sometimes, you can't do shit about cramps so you just have to skate it off.

If your man is up for it, have sex. Orgasm usually eliminates cramping.

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10-14-2006, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Tullian Zombie

If your man is up for it, have sex. Orgasm usually eliminates cramping.

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10-14-2006, 02:04 PM

My eyes are covered, don't worry.

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10-14-2006, 02:07 PM

Yea the sex thing would work but we don't have time as we have a football game to attend in a hour I told TF that we needed to have sex to get rid of my cramps and I don't think he liked that.
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10-14-2006, 02:07 PM

Ice covered it nicely.

But sex really does help somehow.

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10-14-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

I told TF that we needed to have sex to get rid of my cramps and I don't think he liked that.

WTF is he gay?

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10-14-2006, 02:10 PM

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WTF is he gay?

I think it was how I put it. " Will you hurry up and just fuck me so these cramps will go away?" wasn't the best way to ask.
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10-14-2006, 02:10 PM

I am not suposed to be in here, but since I am I will take a shot at it.....

Take a hammer and slam it upon you thumb, I am guess the pain from that will make the cramps go away..........

Or you can take birth control pills daily and never have a period again, what I mean is do not take the placibos, take the real thing on them off days, estregin everyday will turn off the valve....

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10-14-2006, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

Yea the sex thing would work but we don't have time as we have a football game to attend in a hour I told TF that we needed to have sex to get rid of my cramps and I don't think he liked that.

Then take care of the problem yourself, girl.

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10-14-2006, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

I think it was how I put it. " Will you hurry up and just fuck me so these cramps will go away?" wasn't the best way to ask.

Yup he is gay... I'd be nekkid by the time you said "Will you"

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10-14-2006, 02:13 PM

Nice list Ice, I'm going to have to try some of those.

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10-14-2006, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by NetDomainia

I am not suposed to be in here, but since I am I will take a shot at it.....

Take a hammer and slam it upon you thumb, I am guess the pain from that will make the cramps go away..........

Or you can take birth control pills daily and never have a period again, what I mean is do not take the placibos, take the real thing on them off days, estregin everyday will turn off the valve....

Hope I helped, bloody whore..
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10-14-2006, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Tullian Zombie

Then take care of the problem yourself, girl.

haha exactly...

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10-14-2006, 02:14 PM

What are all these guys doing here?
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10-14-2006, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Elli

Ice covered it nicely.

But sex really does help somehow.

he sure did,
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10-14-2006, 02:19 PM

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haha exactly...

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10-14-2006, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by Ice

Yup he is gay... I'd be nekkid by the time you said "Will you"

I think some of it is that we have to leave here in 1/2 a hour so not time to have sex then both shower.
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10-14-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Jarmusch

What are all these guys doing here?

We smelled blood. It's mating season you know.

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10-14-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

I think some of it is that we have to leave here in 1/2 a hour so not time to have sex then both shower.

30 minutes?? Hell I'd have banged you on the bed, then banged you in the shower and still made the game on time.

The day I can't get a woman off in 15 minutes is the day the world ends.

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10-15-2006, 07:23 AM

Ok well we went to the game and it was freezing so boom craps wet away as my ass became numb from sitting on the cement. It was 38 last night good thing TF was on his job and brought a sweatshirt and an extra jacket as my GFY hoodie surly wasn't enough.

My friends team won so in the end that's what matters.
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10-15-2006, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by TurboAngel

so boom craps wet away

Jeez I wish you'd speak engrish.

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10-15-2006, 08:53 AM

my wife used to get them really really bad then I read zinc supresses the hormone that causes cramps. Get cold eze zinc drops and suck on a few and the cramps will go away. Also ZMA is great for bad pms.
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10-15-2006, 09:35 AM

Heat of any kind helps. Girl, you don't know how many times I contemplated giving myself a homemade hysterectomy when I have cramps. It sucks SOOOOOO bad

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10-15-2006, 09:38 AM

You could try a hot water bottle.
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10-15-2006, 09:40 AM

hysterectomy or some weed ;}

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10-15-2006, 09:40 AM

i didnt read it i swear
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10-15-2006, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by Pete-KT

i didnt read it i swear

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10-15-2006, 09:51 AM

As mentioned, an orgasm is a great cure for cramps.
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10-15-2006, 10:16 AM

Nothing is so bad a nap can't fix !!!!

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10-15-2006, 10:18 AM

Seriously, what does "boom craps wet away" mean?

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Edit: it just dawned on me, you meant "craMps weNt", not craps wet. lol

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10-15-2006, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Seriously, what does "boom craps wet away" mean?

:D

Ok sorry for the miss spelling, "Boom cramps went away" means that I was sitting on concrete and I was frozen from my ass up. It was very cold last night I should have worn some long johns ware LOL.
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10-15-2006, 11:00 AM

You go hire a BIG maconry drill, with a 3 inch diameter bit and start drilling. The vibations through your body will soothe your cramps withing about 5 minutes.
Make sure it's a shit quality masonry drill though, so that you don't end up with 20 holes during those 5 minutes.

I'm honestly not shitting, my wife does that ever since we stumbled across the remedy. Difference is, we need lots of holes drilling.

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10-15-2006, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Ice

Below are the things that I have found worked for me, you may find they help too.

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