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MarkMan · 10-13-2006, 10:08 PM

Found it funny so thought i should share

The Salesman

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "

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sniperwolf · 10-13-2006, 11:10 PM

hehehe.. thanks for sharing the laugh man

poisson · 10-13-2006, 11:13 PM

A very nice one. Thank's for posting.

ImLost · 10-13-2006, 11:19 PM

my attention span isnt long enough to read that

poisson · 10-13-2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImLost

my attention span isnt long enough to read that

ahah, do business then

Adultnet · 10-13-2006, 11:21 PM

good one

PussyTeenies · 10-13-2006, 11:29 PM

nice one ;)

Spunky · 10-13-2006, 11:32 PM

Only women bleed

rodney25 · 10-14-2006, 06:15 AM

Good joke there

martinsc · 10-14-2006, 06:21 AM

old, but still damn funnys

LittleSassy · 10-14-2006, 07:56 AM

what a clever boy..

reynold · 10-14-2006, 10:31 AM

Was that Donald Trump on his younger days?

NinjaSteve · 10-14-2006, 10:33 AM

good one hehe

woj · 10-14-2006, 10:55 AM

Elixir · 10-14-2006, 11:23 AM

heheh I agree with you,good one

tranza · 10-14-2006, 11:26 AM

Nice one...

cess · 10-14-2006, 11:31 AM

lol........

10-13-2006, 10:08 PM	#1
MarkMan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Money Land Posts: 1,370	The Salesman (Funny) Found it funny so thought i should share The Salesman A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' " from http://moonagewebdream.blogs.com/moo...ebdream/humor/

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