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MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 04:18 PM

Here you go - Ezekiel 1

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1 In the [a] thirtieth year, in the fourth month on the fifth day, while I was among the exiles by the Kebar River, the heavens were opened and I saw visions of God.
2 On the fifth of the month?it was the fifth year of the exile of King Jehoiachin- 3 the word of the LORD came to Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, [b] by the Kebar River in the land of the Babylonians. [c] There the hand of the LORD was upon him.

4 I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north?an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, 5 and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was that of a man, 6 but each of them had four faces and four wings. 7 Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. 8 Under their wings on their four sides they had the hands of a man. All four of them had faces and wings, 9 and their wings touched one another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved.

10 Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a man, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle. 11 Such were their faces. Their wings were spread out upward; each had two wings, one touching the wing of another creature on either side, and two wings covering its body. 12 Each one went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, without turning as they went. 13 The appearance of the living creatures was like burning coals of fire or like torches. Fire moved back and forth among the creatures; it was bright, and lightning flashed out of it. 14 The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning.

15 As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. 16 This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like chrysolite, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 17 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not turn about [d] as the creatures went. 18 Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes all around.

19 When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. 20 Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. 21 When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels.

22 Spread out above the heads of the living creatures was what looked like an expanse, sparkling like ice, and awesome. 23 Under the expanse their wings were stretched out one toward the other, and each had two wings covering its body. 24 When the creatures moved, I heard the sound of their wings, like the roar of rushing waters, like the voice of the Almighty, [e] like the tumult of an army. When they stood still, they lowered their wings.

Maybe it all wasn't god but just our former masters from Atlantis???

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-07-2006, 04:21 PM

old news.......

Dirty Dane · 10-07-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NetDomainia

old news.......

Bible is old, yes

MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NetDomainia

old news.......

about 2000 something years old, right

Booger · 10-07-2006, 04:32 PM

maybe it was.....a comet...hale bob...

Booger · 10-07-2006, 04:34 PM

or maybe...he ate the mushrooms gowing out ofthe shit from, his flock of lambs

MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Booger

or maybe...he ate the mushrooms gowing out ofthe shit from, his flock of lambs

if that was caused by mushrooms i want some of them too

Joesho · 10-07-2006, 04:56 PM

1.) AlienQ invented the bible

2.) I LOVE mushrooms , so I too will take some if you have any this strong .

MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Joesho

1.) AlienQ invented the bible

2.) I LOVE mushrooms , so I too will take some if you have any this strong .

this talking about mushrooms got me hungry

grusthumbs · 10-07-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Booger

or maybe...he ate the mushrooms gowing out ofthe shit from, his flock of lambs

marketsmart · 10-07-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

about 2000 something years old, right

about that yeah...a new version should be made

stickyfingerz · 10-07-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

about that yeah...a new version should be made

I heard "The Bible 2" is coming out next summer......

MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I heard "The Bible 2" is coming out next summer......

starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus: "I'll be back!!!"

KRL · 10-07-2006, 11:09 PM

MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

"he's dead, jim!"

buck naked · 10-08-2006, 04:50 AM

The Bible proves nothing except that some people are dumb enough to believe anything.

LadyMischief · 10-08-2006, 04:57 AM

Well it's interesting when you realize that the bible is only one text of many that follows a common theme that flows through many cultures. Look at how many cultures have a Flood Story.. Many of them passed the stories down and never had writing, but it was always part of heir mythology. There's a lot more to the prevailance of this kind of thing than biblical scholars give credit for. A lot of unusual happenings (comets, ice ages etc) were documented in religious documents as punishement etc from the gods. Those people didn't know anything different than to assume these things were acts of their deities.

LadyMischief · 10-08-2006, 04:58 AM

http://www.nwcreation.net/noahlegends.html

Matt 26z · 10-08-2006, 05:16 AM

There are a lot of UFO sightings in history. Even Columbus logged seeing one shortly before hitting America.

http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm

pinkz · 10-08-2006, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I heard "The Bible 2" is coming out next summer......

what about the prequal 2000bc "the land the bible forgot"

pinkz · 10-08-2006, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

if that was caused by mushrooms i want some of them too

EAT ME!

godisdead · 10-08-2006, 06:28 AM

Even though this is all very nice, "it's in the Bible" can't be accepted as proof.

CaptainWolfy · 10-08-2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

about 2000 something years old, right

you are right

E$_manager · 10-08-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Here you go - Ezekiel 1

Maybe it all wasn't god but just our former masters from Atlantis???

Atlanis were very big, half transparent

I read it somewhere...

Phoenix · 10-08-2006, 09:59 AM

ALexander the Great spent the last five years of his life looking for Aliens

he believed that some lived under the sea

E$_manager · 10-08-2006, 10:52 AM

THey had gills

GrouchyAdmin · 10-08-2006, 10:54 AM

Dynamix · 10-08-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkz

EAT ME!

Sorry, but those aren't psychadelic mushrooms

pornguy · 10-08-2006, 11:01 AM

Proofs? If that actually a word?

Dynamix · 10-08-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Proofs? If that actually a word?

Ever taken an advanced math course? It is a word used there, but not in the sense he used it.. Solving proofs was a daily exercise in my Calc class and involved prooving early mathemeticians' theorems.

MaDalton · 10-08-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix

Sorry, but those aren't psychadelic mushrooms

if you think they aren't try them

pinkz · 10-08-2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix

Sorry, but those aren't psychadelic mushrooms

they are psycadellic (halucinagens) fly agaric, ask any viking (who used to eat them b4 raping and pillaging)

Michaelious · 10-08-2006, 01:18 PM

Sounds more like drugs!

Dynamix · 10-08-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pinkz

they are psycadellic (halucinagens) fly agaric, ask any viking (who used to eat them b4 raping and pillaging)

Sorry, but they aren't:

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A lot of people trip on Fly Agaric and call them magic mushrooms as well. However, don't confuse psilocybe mushrooms with Amanita Muscaria (fly agaric). There is no psilocybin nor psilocyn in Fly Agaric and we don't consider it a 'real' magic mushroom.

The (red with white dots) Amanita Muscaria can cause a very unpleasent experience and health problems. Potential symptoms are: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headache and bronchospasm. With larger doses: acrimation, incontinence, bracycardia, hypotension and shock. Ibotanic acid may cause brain damage as described by various authors on Public Medline. Muscimole is another active alkaloid in Amanita Muscaria. Its symptoms after oral intake are described as confusion, disoreantation in situation and time perception, disturbance of visual function and hearing, muscle twitching, weariness, fatigue and sleep. Psychic performance and learning are diminished. Jochem Gartz, a well known mushroom specialist warnes in his book 'Magic Mushrooms around the world' that Amatoxins contained in the Amanita's may be lethal!

pinkz · 10-13-2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix

Sorry, but they aren't:

i draw your attention to
"Its symptoms after oral intake are described as confusion, disoreantation in situation and time perception, disturbance of visual function and hearing, muscle twitching, weariness, fatigue and sleep"

imho similar to psylosybe varieties!

Dynamix have you ever tried fly agaric?? do you speak from experience or are you just quoting text from a book or web page?

admitedly the effects of fly agaric are not quite the same as psylosybe varieties but from experience they are psycadellic

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