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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
Join Date: Mar 2005
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My door man just called me fat
Its time to consider salads...
Mr. Romance
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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I dont think I have ever seen you writing more than one sentence, and I really thought this would be it! But no no... Lol
anyway. Dont listen to your doorman... he's a doorman. Salats sucks. Burgers rock
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Does your belly hangs out from your shirt?
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my kids said i looked fat the other day...been doin sit ups and the tredmill ever since
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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I have larger clothes to hide it...looks like i need the next size
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can you walk straight through the door or do you have to turn sideways to get through?
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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your life must suck!
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Mr. Romance
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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true...my writing skills are not that good
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south beach diet brother
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#13 |
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yeah i used to be on the colombian diet and i looked great....for real though my family was on that and it does work..
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Workin With The Devil
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haha he's laughing now
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More than good enough! where in south america are you from?
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Fuck the diet - Sack your doorman.
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#17 |
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I am from Florida...I just spend time here in Uruguay
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So Fucking What
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Is this the Gerard I know? Did your confidence erode down there in South America bro? You are a fucking playboy! If you want to get all buff, do it for your health, not because of what anybody thinks. You always pulled hot tail here in the US when you lived here.
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no Christmas bonus tip for him!
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sex is the best way i know to loss weight ... LoL
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If the tent fits wear it.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Right on! I wouldn't take that from a doorman. Hire a personal trainer to tell you that you're fat.
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my chair calls me fat all the time! LOL
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"gordo"??
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Join Date: May 2006
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OH hell no!! You should have cut him!!
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#28 |
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your doorman's just jealous you're looking good
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CRAZY MOFUKKA
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lol, well, living in Thailand I have to say, I hear "Sexy Man, Welcome!" all the time, but when you pay no attention and walk past the girls because your just on your way, you hear them say in Thai, "forget it fatass" Hence the name Big "D". At the same time, its not hard to be fat in asia when your from america.
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#30 |
The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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thanks, but i gained 6 kilos over the last 2 months, he is right
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he gets enough exercise opening the door to stay in shape?
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Stop posting on GFY go run, and eat what you like!
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That sucks... join us at www.awmhealth.com
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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He's just doing his duty. It's the duty of those of us who work to be in good shape to call those of you that don't names. Perhaps shame will improve your lifestyle in the end.
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When was the last time you tipped your doorman? He could be acting all passive-aggressive because he's pissed off at you for something...
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Say something mean to him right back. Call him a "doorman".
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I like men with a little something extra
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i think your sexy
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you sure he didnt mean phat??
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I put on some weight myself and its time to consider eating salads
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The Gym should be your friend now.
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health is important... goodluck with the diet!
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Random Jackass
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take the stairs.
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The one and only!
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that's pretty fucked up
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Regular exercise will help.
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lol...time to drop the fat, I guess
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yeah regular exercise will really help and always drink lemon juice
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