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Old 10-12-2006, 04:13 AM   #1
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Utah Woman has Fingernails 24 Feet long (pic)

Redmond, 65, earned an entry in the latest edition of Guinness World Records with the world's longest fingernails that have now reached a resplendent 24 feet 7 inches (7.51 metres).

Redmond, who started growing her fingernails 27 years ago, has a meticulous routine to keep them in tip-top condition.

"I clean them with a toothbrush when they get dirty and always keep them manicured," she said. Every day she treats them with warm olive oil and nail hardener.

She still manages to shave her husband daily, but has to sleep on her side and rest her hands on the bed with her nails hanging off the edge.



HOW DOES SHE CLEAN HER ASS?
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How does she wipe her ass ??
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:25 AM   #3
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:26 AM   #4
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:26 AM   #5
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:33 AM   #6
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:33 AM   #7
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Imagine the limitations this brings to her life.... this shows how fucked up the world is.. this women is missing so much - just to be known for her fucking nails..

So sad..
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Imagine the limitations this brings to her life.... this shows how fucked up the world is.. this women is missing so much - just to be known for her fucking nails..

So sad..
Her husbans should cut them off when she's asleep...
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:37 AM   #9
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If i was her husband i'd cut them in her sleep... Thats fucking gross...
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:38 AM   #10
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you beat me to it!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:47 AM   #12
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Looks pretty scary!!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:05 AM   #13
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:14 AM   #14
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is it just me or dosent she look like the crypt keeper from that old show tales from the crypt??
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:14 AM   #15
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She can't pull the trigger.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:11 AM   #16
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:12 AM   #17
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:16 AM   #18
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:04 AM   #20
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:30 AM   #21
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Can't decipher what's running on her mind for letting that damn nail grow that long. I don't see any advantage on it... if she just simply wants to be recognized for such and make it to the Guiness, she could've done something else like eat a live phyton or walk across from one state to another with her privates on public display rather than grow her nails. That was just gross!
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She would but she can't get her finger around the trigger
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:58 AM   #23
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i dont get why she would shave her husband. i think thats a typo and its supposed to say she shaves her coochie every day
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:15 AM   #25
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how does she even put clothes on?
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:38 AM   #27
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i saw her on the TV show before.

Wouldnt it be a dirty joke if some kid went in while she slept and clipped them off?

haha.

I bet she has bad arthiritis.
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thats gross.

Jeez..
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I don't find those nails to be very attractive at all... she needs an image consultant!
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How can she give a blow job with those ???
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She doesn't.. she picks it ;)
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:11 PM   #35
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How could one button up a shirt, draw, type or hold her children/grandchildren. Thats not even remotely attractive.
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olllllddddd news. Remember watching her on the Guinness World Records TV show a couple of years ago.
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However, the lifespan of her phenomenal talons is drawing to a close.

"I am going to have to take them off in November as I am looking after my husband who is suffering from Alzheimer's," she explained.
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she is from utah that explains it lol
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how do you do anything with those? talk about cramping your life
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Umm, with her mouth ??
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:57 PM   #44
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Close your mind and imagine a hand-job ........ mmmh
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She obviously doesn't have any problem scratching her back with those freaky nails.
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what do you think makes a person do that?

i stare into her eyes and wonder what is going on in there...
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I don't think she could still live a normal life with those nails.
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them babys are sick...i am sure she scratches a good ass though!
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