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Vendzilla · 10-11-2006, 10:21 PM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

Webby · 10-11-2006, 10:27 PM

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SlamDesigns · 10-11-2006, 10:48 PM

That is fucking hillarious!!!

RedShoe · 10-11-2006, 10:51 PM

Bwahahaahahahaha!!!!! Nice!!

AaronM · 10-11-2006, 10:53 PM

Dear Bob,

Kill the cheating bitch and your Harley will be the least of your worries.

~Abby

CaptainHowdy · 10-11-2006, 10:55 PM

Rofl !!

reynold · 10-12-2006, 12:15 AM

I honestly enjoyed reading that thing, man.

edgeprod · 10-12-2006, 12:17 AM

HAHAHAHHA ... sweet!

LiveDose · 10-12-2006, 12:17 AM

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MsWild · 10-13-2006, 03:33 AM

funny...hahaha

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C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-13-2006, 07:28 AM

gooddomains · 10-13-2006, 07:36 AM

yeah, bring it back to the dealer

carol.prime · 10-13-2006, 07:46 AM

Boys will be boys

NinjaSteve · 10-13-2006, 07:59 AM

hahaha nice one

Yon Plunt · 10-13-2006, 08:01 AM

I fucking laughed my ass off!!

10-11-2006, 10:21 PM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Bob __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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