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DarkJedi 10-12-2006 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11056686)
thats not always possible :winkwink:
Well if you have bullshit name on your card, then there is no way to get it back.

scottybuzz 10-12-2006 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 11052667)
Did you ask how they could take your property? What do they do with your card?
at ATM card I dont think is property of the holder :2 cents:

Adultnet 10-12-2006 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 11053064)
bitch bitch bitch at em
yeah.. sucks but no other good idea for ya mate :):pimp

DutchTeenCash 10-12-2006 04:28 AM
they can open up a ATM here too, but you do have to put some pressure on it plus they want ID to show that the card belongs to you

s9ann0 10-12-2006 04:47 AM
teach you for using ATM at a bank called the "stupid bank" heh

Barefootsies 10-12-2006 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11052700)
What you want to do is call the IRS. They can order the bank to return the card. Just tell them that the bank machine ate your offshore bank card, and although you like skipping out on taxes, this process is really becoming a burden. I'm sure they'll set you right up.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 12-28-2006 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bdjuf (Post 11052616)
So I go to the bank to withdraw some money and make a money order, and when I put in my card in the ATM machine (my offshore card), the machine says card has been kept and I Should request a new one.

I go talk to the teller and she says there is nothing I can do, that I have to contact my bank and get a new card.

I explain to her how it will take 2-3 weeks for me to get a new card from my offshore bank, but she keeps saying there is nothing she can do.

What The Fuck??!?!?
On behalf of all the government entities that read this board,
We appreciate the info!"

uno 12-28-2006 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11052676)
Stay there and keep bitching, find managers bitch, find higher manager and bitch, move up the chain. Eventually one of them would open the damn machine.
That's what I've had to do on several occasions.

aico 12-28-2006 07:32 PM
I thought that when ATM's kept the cards, they de-magnitized them, so getting them back after that was pretty much pointless.

Maybe they don't do that anymore. Boy, that sure would be a great scam, set up an ATM machine let them punch in the PIN, then keep the card, LOL... hmmmm brb.

uno 12-28-2006 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 11054387)
Same thing happened to me in vegas.

Damn strippers =(
Me too. Unusual spending habits my ass. All my spending habits are unusual.

uno 12-28-2006 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11054537)
Why do people say ATM machine? The machine is redundant since ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. Oh well, I guess it?s just like that taco I ate for lunch and it just ended up as shit. :Oh crap
What's your "PIN number"?

natas 12-28-2006 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 11052700)
What you want to do is call the IRS. They can order the bank to return the card. Just tell them that the bank machine ate your offshore bank card, and although you like skipping out on taxes, this process is really becoming a burden. I'm sure they'll set you right up.
dude :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Webby 12-28-2006 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 11609233)
On behalf of all the government entities that read this board,
We appreciate the info!"
:1orglaugh That boy sure is going the right way starting stupid threads about offshore and "hypothetical" crap about how to draw funds onshore without it being traced.

Just a passing thought bdjuf - (simplified version, but better that way) - there is no reason whatsoever why anyone onshore needs offshore accounts.... unless.... Forget the asset protection, reinvoicing and all the legitimate stuff - give that excuse to whatever revenue agency.

If you want to play offshore games - move offshore and legitimise your status (and don't forget the pay the taxman before you leave) - otherwise it's only a matter of time before shit hits the fan with either massive penalties or a jail term.

Phil 12-28-2006 07:55 PM
you'refucking busted.. get one way ticket to Costa Rica and run.

Fizzgig 12-28-2006 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 11052998)
Is the IRS now collecting taxes from Canadian citizens also?
They will if they can.


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