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Silly surfer letters? got any?

07-01-2002, 02:12 PM

Haha, I just got an email from some guy @aol.com
It's related to one of my god-knows-how-old projects (the kind that you forget after you see that they don't pay ) - an Anna Kournikova pic (real, no fakes) website..
Here's what he said: " Hey anna i was online and i found a pic of you fucking two guys at the same time if you have time email me back i think you are hot and sexy babe i love you bye "

Anyone have some other examples? These letters can be pretty funny, depending on the stupidity level of the surfer

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07-01-2002, 02:13 PM

omg I have one for an anna pic too 1 sec

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07-01-2002, 02:18 PM

subject: Comments about Anna Kournikova Upskirt

hi i m wasif my e-mail addres is wasif [email protected] and [email protected] u look too cool sexy

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07-01-2002, 02:55 PM

LOL.........
I actually had a surfer email me for one of my single girl facade sites over a year ago.... He offered me to come live in his trailer park , he included pics of him sitting next to the bar-b-q and by the xmas tree....He said his mom would give him money for my plane ticket.....I had to stop for a second and feel bad for him and yet laugh at the same time....
I think that was the most classic email i have ever got.

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07-01-2002, 03:29 PM

so do you like living there?

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07-01-2002, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by danevans
Haha, I just got an email from some guy @aol.com
It's related to one of my god-knows-how-old projects (the kind that you forget after you see that they don't pay ) - an Anna Kournikova pic (real, no fakes) website..
Here's what he said: " Hey anna i was online and i found a pic of you fucking two guys at the same time if you have time email me back i think you are hot and sexy babe i love you bye "

Anyone have some other examples? These letters can be pretty funny, depending on the stupidity level of the surfer

Seriously dude, that email was from George Bush wasn't it? He writes me emails like that all the time too
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07-01-2002, 03:37 PM

hehe, I got this email to one of our cumshot domains.

Subject: sex

You should do a gay version of this. I am willing to get fucked by 20 or more guys and eat all of thier cum. Please pass this on to anyone that would be interested and let me know.

What can I say??
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07-01-2002, 03:38 PM

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07-01-2002, 03:39 PM

When you shoot content, you get guys who want you to pass along their e-mail to the models. I never do, because if anything bad happened to the girl, I'd be wide open for a lawsuit.

I've also put some girls up on http://www.onemodelplace.com with the responses coming to me first (in case I see an opportunity for another model as well), and they often get e-mails offering them money for traveling with some guy, or out and out sex offers, complete with "I have an 8-inch penis" and shit like that.

Good grief!

Some of these are from some obviously sad and pathetic guys, and some of them are creepy enough to possibly be predators.

I rarely pass any of these along unless they are just plain funny.

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07-01-2002, 03:40 PM

Or this one

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Hello:

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I am a healthy tall lean grad east coast USA. 6'2" mod hair, really interested in BUKKAKE clubs and films. I would like to be included in a few suck off films mu=yself as I am very orgasmic. Would you please be so kind as to tell me where to turn.. Are there any small adult porn film companies around the East coast USA, some I could call. I am sincere, and truly look forward to your direction. All the best, hope to hear from you soon.

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07-01-2002, 03:44 PM

My best which I have posted here before somewhere was a guy asking costs of custom shoots etc - hotmail address made me sus and also the language he was using.

So after trading like 7 emails with him it turns out he wants to pay for a custom shoot but star in it for his modelling portfolio so he can get into the porn business.

Very very very scary guy.

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07-01-2002, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by mjrools23
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07-01-2002, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Jayson
My best which I have posted here before somewhere was a guy asking costs of custom shoots etc - hotmail address made me sus and also the language he was using.

So after trading like 7 emails with him it turns out he wants to pay for a custom shoot but star in it for his modelling portfolio so he can get into the porn business.

Very very very scary guy.

Jayson

Was his name Markus, maybe?
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07-01-2002, 03:54 PM

I sell video tapes on the Net and got an e-mail from someone who told me he had gotten two my works in trade and was tired of them, so he wanted to know if I'd exchange them for two different ones.

And then there was a fellow that convinced me, through a lengthy e-mail exchange, to publish his work on a fifty/fifty split. Once he sent his material on to me and I'd looked at it, I wrote him- "I have to agree with your claim that this is the best upskirt material ever produced, since it's mine."

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07-05-2002, 07:29 AM

Hehe I received this one a couple of weeks ago and thought it was pretty funny
Wonder how he found the site if he's serious

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07-05-2002, 09:01 AM

one of the worst ones i had is a surfer
emailed me a picture of him holding his dick and asking me if he could fuck the girls on my site,,,,
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07-05-2002, 09:17 AM

The first site I put up was a facade single girl amateur site. About a week after I put it up I recieved an e-mail from a surfer with an MPEG attached. He'd done screenshot of the index page, which had the girls face on it, printed it out, and made a movie of himself spooging all over it while making hideous grunting noises.

For this supreme act of devotion, he requested several months free membership.
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07-05-2002, 09:42 AM

Well,

Tell me...

Typical mail:

'Marie, you are the most beautiful girl on the net!
Can I f*** you in the ass?
I'm a black male with XX (varies) inch cock'

But the strangest one was a several pages long mail from a guy from Kenya (!) offering to marry me...
I am pretty used to it now (I get several marriage proposals a week and of course cannot accept them all ) but he sent full history of his life plus photos of my 'future' house etc, plus $3000 a month offer. I was really moved...

But living in Kenya...
It would be difficult to do camshows from there I think...

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