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Old 10-10-2006, 10:43 AM   #1
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Top Ten Useless Threads on GFY

10-Sneezing while taking a piss sucks.

09-HOw often do women fart?

08-Paris Hilton gets owned/punched/lobotomized (anything involving Paris Hilton)

07-Hey All! Lookit that smurf I got tattooed on my ass yesterday!

06-Here's a pic of my 'pussy'. (yes, you know what kind of 'pussy')

05-Vid of a very spooky break-dancing Indian dwarf with big weird teeth.

04-The twin towers didnt collapse because of the planes crashing in them. It was a hologram. (ofcourse it was)

03-BoyAlley is gay.

02-Pic of a tranny with his nuts tied in a know popping ping-pong balls out of his ass. (we dont need to see that or anything related)

01-This thread.
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:44 AM   #2
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I have to post on them anyways...
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Old 10-10-2006, 10:46 AM   #3
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Glad I didnt make the cut - wait Im in this thread so.......
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Old 10-10-2006, 02:21 PM   #4
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I think you forgot, "Would you hit it (PIC)".


lol

Actually this thread is less useless than... uhm, wait, I mean, it's not useless in that it's about the threads that are, so its... fuck never mind.

Nice thread... let's hear some more... :D
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Old 10-10-2006, 02:22 PM   #5
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Old 10-10-2006, 02:26 PM   #6
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OH MY GAWD I'M GAY?!?!?! Lawds Mercy!

BTW: Thanks for remembering Teh BoyAlley!
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Old 10-10-2006, 02:27 PM   #7
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this thread is useless without pics ...




of Mediachick of course!
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Old 10-10-2006, 02:31 PM   #8
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:03 PM   #9
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great info, thanks
wow...thanks for the laugh
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:08 PM   #10
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Old 10-10-2006, 04:15 PM   #11
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Hahah I love this thread!!
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:42 PM   #12
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I never skipped on any of those.
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:44 PM   #13
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The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes

a.k.a. kak_azn (Banned)
a.k.a. Funky Bastard (Banned)
a.k.a. HKS (Banned)
a.k.a. JimmyBones (Banned)
a.k.a. shife (Banned)
a.k.a. KyleHoppes (Banned)

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The first post
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates n.i.g.g.e.r.s
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

his petition to ban JaceXXX
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

Doesn't know what a w9 is
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

Do Pornstars or Internet Models Deserve Respect?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502304

Wanting to sell his gfy nick on ebay
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502190

Does anybody want to go into business with me?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=499275

GFY sucks I cant beleave I even posted in this hell hole!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=492146

What are all the hygiene products you use?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=493761

You stupid mother fuckers!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=455364

Juicy Izz and Franck are pedos!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468223

Join PIB cash they rock!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=387743

Offering to crop copyrighted pics and re-watermark them (also getting into a troll fight with himself) <--SCAMMER
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=435639

Losing his Tripod hosting
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=435598

Doesn't have the money to renew some domains
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=536285

To much work and not anuff sales!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=534245

Ok my last try to stay in the adult business
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=525053

I am thinking about going to a webmaster show?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=524294

Who's got $100,000+ to invest?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=522799

Who wants me to leave gfy for good?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=520793

Looking for a sponsor for his sig
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=8587296

Needs to sell domains for $15 to keep his 40k+ TGP open
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=8611534

Making a joke, but basically begging for money YET AGAIN!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=539392

Kyle wants to talk business...hahahahaha
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=539385


For the finale, the greatest Kyle Hoppes thread ever started:
"I bought a domain w00t!"
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:46 PM   #14
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Are there useful threads...just...asking...
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:47 PM   #15
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:49 PM   #16
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:50 PM   #17
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4 of my conspiracy threads

the other 6 were gold
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Old 10-10-2006, 07:11 PM   #19
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I think I had post on those threads.. hehe
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Old 10-10-2006, 07:42 PM   #20
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Old 10-10-2006, 08:35 PM   #21
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Without a doubt!!
01-This thread.
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:18 AM   #22
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Actually, it should've been top 1,000,000 Useless threads on GFY
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Old 10-11-2006, 12:21 AM   #23
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haha someone has too much time on thier hands
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You forgot: Top Ten Useless Threads on GFY.
See number 1 useless thread.
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:46 AM   #26
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lol.... nice top ten!
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regarding number 5..

i loved that little dancing indian.
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i loved that little dancing indian.
I admit his dancing was kinda groovy... but those TEETH
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OH SHIT yeah I remember that really useless dancing indian dwarf with the big teef. GAWD. What a useless thread... I'd actually forgotten it. No sleep for me again tonight. I pictured that little freak crawling backward across my bedroom floor, up under the covers, and gnawing on my big toenail... brr...

Oh, btw the way yes tranza... Mediachick is pretty hilarious, actually.
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Good Post Steph .. very funny smooches .. xoxoxo
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