My Dick as a Tumor:( - GoFuckYourself.com

pornjudge · 10-10-2006, 11:04 AM

Just came back from the hospital and my doctor told me I have a dick tumor. He also said I have 50/50 chance of surviving this operation. I asked him how could this be possible Doc? He told me well, this could happen if you're penis is not active or ya know stroking the chicken or stuffing it in a warm hole. I ask everyone please help me out in this very difficult moments.

Doc told me, I will have to go to USA for this type of operation, they don't do this in Canada. So I beg u guys, please please help me out. I never asked a penny from anyone in my life & now I have no other choice to ask for help or I will never have another hard on or worse I could die from it. It could cost me well over 30 000 in hospital bills.

Please fellow webmasters, pls help me in these very difficult times. Oh man im in so much pain...

here is my email:

[email protected]

If u like to donate to my DICKTUMOR Fund, please email me & I will tell u where to send the money through epassporte.

Thanks everyone...

Mr. Romance · 10-10-2006, 11:05 AM

?

Mr. Romance

stickyfingerz · 10-10-2006, 11:06 AM

Hmmm dumbest post of the month goes to...... *drumroll*

Orfeux · 10-10-2006, 11:09 AM

GL men!

pornjudge · 10-10-2006, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orfeux

GL men!

Oh thx man, i will really need it... pray for me... thx bro... if u like to donate to my DICKFUND... please email me...

carol.prime · 10-10-2006, 11:33 AM

Hmmm... Lines are too 'familiar'

lambpie · 10-10-2006, 11:37 AM

do i detect a hint of sarcasm!!!

cyberstar · 10-10-2006, 11:38 AM

not funny

thehand · 10-10-2006, 11:42 AM

My dick has a problem too, it needs lots of "LA 10's" . To get an "LA 10" I need lots of $$$. Please email me for details where to send me money via paypal and click my sig so we both can get rich & get lots of "LA 10's".

I really need this guys, my dick really hurts.

pornjudge · 10-10-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orfeux

GL men!

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberstar

not funny

Here is what I have, read and then tell me if its funny:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_cancer

Thats what I could have if not threated ASAP.. So pls send me money Via epassporte. Email me pls pls i beg u

CaptainHowdy · 10-10-2006, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Hmmm dumbest post of the month goes to...... *drumroll*

!!

Those kinda threads kinda got old...

thehand · 10-10-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

Here is what I have, read and then tell me if its funny:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_cancer

Thats what I could have if not threated ASAP.. So pls send me money Via epassporte. Email me pls pls i beg u

If you are for real, I feal for you, but the whay your post reads it looks like bullshit to me. Ya might want to edit out the jokes & good luck if you actually have that.

pornjudge · 10-10-2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehand

If you are for real, I feal for you, but the whay your post reads it looks like bullshit to me. Ya might want to edit out the jokes & good luck if you actually have that.

hm, you want me to post a pic of my penis? I will show you that i'm not kidding. Geez its so painfull now. BRB i need to soak it in very cold water, thats what doc suggested me, I soak it in a glass of water filled with ice. It feels a little better when its cold.

squishypimp · 10-10-2006, 12:15 PM

i hope this is all a joke....

BusterBunny · 10-10-2006, 12:16 PM

..................

tranza · 10-10-2006, 12:29 PM

Boring..........

detoxed · 10-10-2006, 12:30 PM

have fun with that

lyn1 · 10-10-2006, 12:48 PM

This thread needs a photo.

You don't die from a dick tumor, they just cut it off. Sounds like the Nigerian Scams all over again. Didn't they start in Canada?

Lyn

justsexxx · 10-10-2006, 12:48 PM

whahaahahahahahhahahahahah funny

NOT

pornjudge · 10-10-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1

This thread needs a photo.

You don't die from a dick tumor, they just cut it off. Sounds like the Nigerian Scams all over again. Didn't they start in Canada?

Lyn

WTF, my doctor never mentioned that my penis would be cut off! He just told me I have 50/50 chance of survival or he meant to say of my dick surviving, hmmm. Fuck, I rather fuckin die then having my penis cut off, shit I wont be able to jerk off to smut anymore

Pls I need ur donations or this will be then end of me or my dick. Pls I beg u, I d'ont have any kids yet & I want to be able to have some.

thx

blink0 · 10-10-2006, 06:14 PM

It is a scam, I live in canada and know that they would do this operation here. Even if they wouldn't do the operation here our health insurance would cover the the trip to the usa and the hospital bills.

reynold · 10-10-2006, 06:16 PM

Cuting it off yourself is the bravest thing to do.

Spunky · 10-10-2006, 06:19 PM

I hope it doesn't become too painful before you die

LiveDose · 10-10-2006, 06:20 PM

Did the doctor call it a dick tumor? Just curious.

Dvae · 10-10-2006, 06:46 PM

A date with Lorena Bobbit will do the trick.
Problem solved!

HorseShit · 10-10-2006, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I hope it doesn't become too painful before you die

shekinah · 10-10-2006, 07:13 PM

I just don't get it?

marketsmart · 10-10-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Cuting it off yourself is the bravest thing to do.

hey! i was going to say that

gooddomains · 10-10-2006, 07:17 PM

my brain has a tumor

ae-sc · 10-10-2006, 07:56 PM

hope this is a joke

rodney25 · 10-11-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains

my brain has a tumor

This thread is not a joke. That man is seriously in need of our help.

godisdead · 10-11-2006, 03:32 AM

It's "my dick has a tumor".
Sorry, but I don't help people from France.

Lacerto · 10-11-2006, 03:39 AM

This is disgusting. There are real people out there with actual cancer who could use actual money and you are trying to scam people? You are a fucking stain on this planet.

"Mortality from this procedure has led to attempts to perform penile surgery and lymphadenectomy at the same sitting. Sepsis has been the cause of death. The current mortality rate is less than 1% by separating these procedures. The healing process is slow, and patients can expect to have limited activities for 6-8 weeks. Peripheral edema may be a permanent condition."

From: http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3046.htm

No doctor would say 50/50.

Do some fucking research next time you try a scam, I found that in literally 2 seconds.

Lacerto · 10-11-2006, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodney25

This thread is not a joke. That man is seriously in need of our help.

See above post. And oh hey, the word gullible is plastered as the background on my website.

DarkJedi · 10-11-2006, 03:45 AM

money sent.

get well man.

pornjudge · 10-11-2006, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lacerto

This is disgusting. There are real people out there with actual cancer who could use actual money and you are trying to scam people? You are a fucking stain on this planet.

"Mortality from this procedure has led to attempts to perform penile surgery and lymphadenectomy at the same sitting. Sepsis has been the cause of death. The current mortality rate is less than 1% by separating these procedures. The healing process is slow, and patients can expect to have limited activities for 6-8 weeks. Peripheral edema may be a permanent condition."

From: http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3046.htm

No doctor would say 50/50.

Do some fucking research next time you try a scam, I found that in literally 2 seconds.

U must be really stupid, read the fuckin thread moron... Im not here to scam people. Thanks for the info though...

Crasy Bitch · 10-11-2006, 04:56 AM

Is this a bad joke?

If not post a pic and i'll help out...

topshelfdesign · 10-11-2006, 05:52 AM

baaaaaaaaaaad joke

Spankys Teens · 10-11-2006, 07:41 AM

Did you ask Franck if he would like to donate??
hehehe, bad joke fuck stick

NinjaSteve · 10-11-2006, 08:34 AM

borrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggg

Lacerto · 10-11-2006, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge

U must be really stupid, read the fuckin thread moron... Im not here to scam people. Thanks for the info though...

Yea, I must be really stupid. How could I not believe a doctor would call it "dick cancer" and say you shouldnt "stroke the chicken". I did my research an proved you wrong and called out your scam. Just go away and feel like shit because you're taking attention about from people who could possibly have penile cancer, as it's actually called.

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