ATTN Boneprone *IMPORTANT* - GoFuckYourself.com

Gary · 06-29-2002, 10:17 PM

I just recieved an email from Ms. Amp, it seems when amp brought his car to the docks to be loaded onto the ship, he forgot to get outta the car and is now locked in his car, in a crate about 70 miles off the coast of San Francisco.

Any chance you can use the Boneprone family helicopter to rescue him? It would really be appreciated by his family and friends.

thanks

the Shemp · 06-29-2002, 10:22 PM

I think the Leader has a hot air balloon you could use.

shemp

FATPad · 06-29-2002, 10:23 PM

I hope Boneprone refuses to help until Ms Amp flashes us her boobies. Now's the perfect time since Amp can't stop her.

Gary · 06-29-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
I hope Boneprone refuses to help until Ms Amp flashes us her boobies. Now's the perfect time since Amp can't stop her.

I fear she may be too distraught

Sly_RJ · 06-29-2002, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
I hope Boneprone refuses to help until Ms Amp flashes us her boobies. Now's the perfect time since Amp can't stop her.

Always thinkin'...

Socks · 06-29-2002, 11:22 PM

I bet he wishes he paid his cellphone bill now.. oh wait 70 miles out.. his.. satellite phone.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 07:19 AM

He's gotta be at least 90 miles out by now, i guess.

jimmyf · 06-30-2002, 10:31 AM

God he's in trouble..

I shipped some loaner equipment to a guy over there once...
He was in a big hurry as he had sent me his broken stuff...

I screwed up and sent it by ship... took around 30 days before he got the stuff.

He got his fixed stuff back before he got the loaner stuff.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
God he's in trouble..

I shipped some loaner equipment to a guy over there once...
He was in a big hurry as he had sent me his broken stuff...

I screwed up and sent it by ship... took around 30 days before he got the stuff.

He got his fixed stuff back before he got the loaner stuff.

Fortunately, he has cigarettes to smoke, some old leftover mcdonalds on the floor of the car to eat and he can drink his own urine. SO he should be good for a few days.

TheFLY · 06-30-2002, 10:34 AM

Did he fall asleep at the wheel?

LOL

Gary · 06-30-2002, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Did he fall asleep at the wheel?

LOL

apparently he drove the car into the crate and he always wanted to masturbate in a shipping crate, so he took a few minutes to take care of that, and next thing he knew, crate was sealed. it could happen to anybody.

jimmyf · 06-30-2002, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by Gary

apparently he drove the car into the crate and he always wanted to masturbate in a shipping crate, so he took a few minutes to take care of that, and next thing he knew, crate was sealed. it could happen to anybody.

Can't blame him on that. I use to jack off under every truck scale I worked on....

Of course they were pit type scales, with little critters running around... Like mice, and black widows... just shu them away...

Gary · 06-30-2002, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf

Can't blame him on that. I use to jack off under every truck scale I worked on.... Of course they were pit type scales, with little critters running around... Like mice, and black widows... just shu them away...

Of course, happens to the best of us

reddawg · 06-30-2002, 10:50 AM

Don't worry guys I just happened to receive that crate and I opened it up and AMP was fine, but he was still jerking his rod, so I sealed him up again and sent him return to sender.

mike503 · 06-30-2002, 12:13 PM

i heard you can only drink your own piss 3 times before it poisons you or some shit.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by mike503
i heard you can only drink your own piss 3 times before it poisons you or some shit.

Well, amp routinely drinks his own piss, so his body is accustomed to it.

TheFLY · 06-30-2002, 12:17 PM

Amp should have been a character on Dune -- he could have gone into the deep deep desert with his piss drinking talents...

boneprone · 06-30-2002, 12:31 PM

Amp has yet to officially decide if he is accepting the family in to his life.

Until he pays his membership dues, and the check clears, im afraid we cannot engage in any assistance to his aid.

Perhaps we can contact his wife and work out a deal.
I was just in SanFran last week, and I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife.

See if you can work this out.

Is snow with him?

TheFLY · 06-30-2002, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife.

Is she cute?

boneprone · 06-30-2002, 12:34 PM

Shemp, we lent the hot air balloon to some guy named Cohen a year or so ago.

He has yet to return the balloon, and has yet to be seen by ANYONE since that day.

He told me he would hook me up with a link on sex.com for use of the balloon, but the promise has yet to be rewarded to us.

A year later, all i want is my balloon back.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Amp has yet to officially decide if he is accepting the family in to his life.

Until he pays his membership dues, and the check clears, im afraid we cannot engage in any assistance to his aid.

Perhaps we can contact his wife and work out a deal.
I was just in SanFran last week, and I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife.

See if you can work this out.

Is snow with him?

Ya, Snow went with him to the docks. He got out of the car to hit on one of the dockworkers. Wehn he realized that amp was gone and the boat was leaving port, he grabbed a rope, lassoed it around one of the lifeboats and hung on for dear life as he was dragged out to sea. Last i heard, he was still skipping across the ocean but appears to be in good spirits.

boneprone · 06-30-2002, 12:36 PM

Not as Cute as Amp in his dress, but yeah i believe she is.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Not as Cute as Amp in his dress, but yeah i believe she is.

Very few people are

pimpdog · 06-30-2002, 12:37 PM

god what fucking geeks

Gary · 06-30-2002, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by pimpdog
god what fucking geeks

Not everyone can be as cool as you

boneprone · 06-30-2002, 12:39 PM

Hey Gary, we need to arrange that specail family bussizness
proposal we spoke of last week when I was in SanFran.

Will you be around tomorrow?
We can get this squared away and set up.

Have you had enough time to think this over?
And are you sure you want to do this?

boneprone · 06-30-2002, 12:40 PM

pimpdog has been banned.
Please Contact AaronM for a life.

mjrools23 · 06-30-2002, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

apparently he drove the car into the crate and he always wanted to masturbate in a shipping crate, so he took a few minutes to take care of that, and next thing he knew, crate was sealed. it could happen to anybody.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Hey Gary, we need to arrange that specail family bussizness
proposal we spoke of last week when I was in SanFran.

Will you be around tomorrow?
We can get this squared away and set up.

Have you had enough time to think this over?
And are you sure you want to do this?

Still waitting for you to show up on icq. Did you get my thirty messages?

boneprone · 06-30-2002, 01:15 PM

Im still not home at my home pc.
Ill be officially in my home-house tomorrow.

Gary · 06-30-2002, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Im still not home at my home pc.
Ill be officially in my home-house tomorrow.

ok

06-29-2002, 10:17 PM	#1
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	ATTN Boneprone IMPORTANT I just recieved an email from Ms. Amp, it seems when amp brought his car to the docks to be loaded onto the ship, he forgot to get outta the car and is now locked in his car, in a crate about 70 miles off the coast of San Francisco. Any chance you can use the Boneprone family helicopter to rescue him? It would really be appreciated by his family and friends. thanks __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

06-29-2002, 10:22 PM	#2
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06-29-2002, 10:23 PM	#3
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jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	God he's in trouble.. I shipped some loaner equipment to a guy over there once... He was in a big hurry as he had sent me his broken stuff... I screwed up and sent it by ship... took around 30 days before he got the stuff. He got his fixed stuff back before he got the loaner stuff. __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I bet he wishes he paid his cellphone bill now.. oh wait 70 miles out.. his.. satellite phone.

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06-30-2002, 10:50 AM	#14
reddawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,837	Don't worry guys I just happened to receive that crate and I opened it up and AMP was fine, but he was still jerking his rod, so I sealed him up again and sent him return to sender. __________________ ICQ 146104506 <p> <a href="http://sexsentry.com"</a><img src="http://sexsentry.com/pics/sentry2.gif" alt="All new Sentry. More options and more exposure and more ways to make even more money by using Sentry Elite and try our new create your own custom entrance script and so many more features, many are still in development, but awesome changes are going on at Sex Sentry!"> </p>

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06-30-2002, 12:17 PM	#17
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Amp should have been a character on Dune -- he could have gone into the deep deep desert with his piss drinking talents...

06-30-2002, 12:31 PM	#18
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Amp has yet to officially decide if he is accepting the family in to his life. Until he pays his membership dues, and the check clears, im afraid we cannot engage in any assistance to his aid. Perhaps we can contact his wife and work out a deal. I was just in SanFran last week, and I will gladly make a trip down there again to have a sit down with his wife. See if you can work this out. Is snow with him? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-30-2002, 12:34 PM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Shemp, we lent the hot air balloon to some guy named Cohen a year or so ago. He has yet to return the balloon, and has yet to be seen by ANYONE since that day. He told me he would hook me up with a link on sex.com for use of the balloon, but the promise has yet to be rewarded to us. A year later, all i want is my balloon back. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-30-2002, 12:36 PM	#22
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Not as Cute as Amp in his dress, but yeah i believe she is. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-30-2002, 12:37 PM	#24
pimpdog So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: California Posts: 400	god what fucking geeks

06-30-2002, 12:39 PM	#26
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hey Gary, we need to arrange that specail family bussizness proposal we spoke of last week when I was in SanFran. Will you be around tomorrow? We can get this squared away and set up. Have you had enough time to think this over? And are you sure you want to do this? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

06-30-2002, 12:40 PM	#27
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06-30-2002, 01:15 PM	#30
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im still not home at my home pc. Ill be officially in my home-house tomorrow. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.