T.O. to author .... Childrens books - GoFuckYourself.com

BitAudioVideo · 10-06-2006, 10:52 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2615372

According to the newspaper, in "Little T Learns to Share," the title character refuses to share his football at first -- then realizes it's awfully hard to play football by yourself.

"I tried to play outside alone and throw it by myself, but football isn't football unless you play with someone else," Little T tells his mother in the book, the newspaper said.

Owens is writing a number of books with Courtney Parker as part of "T.O.'s Timeout Series." The second volume, "Little T Learns What Not to Say," is due this spring 2007; "Little T Learns To Say I'm Sorry" is expected to hit shelves next fall.

RedShoe · 10-06-2006, 11:00 PM

I... your humble host, worked on a childrens book. There's good money in it if you are not afraid to go and hustle sales.

The guy that wrote it was too afraid to sell it. He just figured his "celebrity" status would sell it for him. But it failed. We even got Johnny Depp and Nic Cage to do the testimonials.

How fucking hard is it to sell a book that has an endorsement from Nic Cage AND Johnny Depp?????

gecko · 10-06-2006, 11:05 PM

haha oh my.

RedShoe · 10-06-2006, 11:11 PM

I shot 17 of the 22 images in this book, and I shot the 'author' photo at the end which was Kevin sculpting himself as an elf.

10-06-2006, 10:52 PM	#1
BitAudioVideo Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA, Georgia Posts: 1,246	T.O. to author .... Childrens books http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2615372 According to the newspaper, in "Little T Learns to Share," the title character refuses to share his football at first -- then realizes it's awfully hard to play football by yourself. "I tried to play outside alone and throw it by myself, but football isn't football unless you play with someone else," Little T tells his mother in the book, the newspaper said. Owens is writing a number of books with Courtney Parker as part of "T.O.'s Timeout Series." The second volume, "Little T Learns What Not to Say," is due this spring 2007; "Little T Learns To Say I'm Sorry" is expected to hit shelves next fall. __________________ Hi-Quality Encoding - Bulk Orders - On Time! http://bitaudiovideo.com icq 50476697 - aim n3r0xXx

10-06-2006, 11:00 PM	#2
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10-06-2006, 11:11 PM	#4
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I shot 17 of the 22 images in this book, and I shot the 'author' photo at the end which was Kevin sculpting himself as an elf. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants