Cures for acute and painful constipation? Help appreciated.

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  • Big Tit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2006
    • 119
    #1

    Cures for acute and painful constipation? Help appreciated.

    Way off topic and I know but in dire need of help.

    I have been eating large amounts of cheese lately for one reason or another. My ass is screaming to let loose but my intestines are not cooperating. I have tried ExLax and the like but I think the liquid stink is backed up behing the solid massive wall of excrament. Any ideas how to pop the cork and let it rip?
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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291
      #2
      boyalley will jackhammer it loose for $5 hit him up
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • bl4h
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 1282
          #3

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            • TimBlaze
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 1625
              #4
              i know it sounds counterproductive but eat another brick of cheese, some corn (swallowed whole) and then take some exlax chocolates (they taste good its cool)

              then take pics of the result
              Roll that shit, light that shit,

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                • AgentCash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 720
                  #5
                  Eat a few bags of sugar-free chocolate candy followed by a jar of sliced hot cherry peppers. Stay near a toilet for the following 48 hours.

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                    • shekinah
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 8452
                      #6
                      Drink some tea It'll help! tried that and came out successfully...

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                        • notabook
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 9748
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AgentCash
                          Eat a few bags of sugar-free chocolate candy followed by a jar of sliced hot cherry peppers. Stay near a toilet for the following 48 hours.
                          Just the sliced hot peppers would do it for me. What does the sugar-free chocolate candy do?

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                            • marketsmart
                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 20419
                              #8
                              you need to eat LOTS of fruits...try it

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                                • L-Pink
                                  working on my tan
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 39151
                                  #9
                                  Get a slide-rule and work it out.

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                                    • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 5449
                                      #10
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                                        • AgentCash
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 720
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by notabook
                                          Just the sliced hot peppers would do it for me. What does the sugar-free chocolate candy do?
                                          It appeases the Lord God Archiot so that he may allow the cherry peppers to do their work.

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                                            • BoyAlley
                                              So Fucking Gay
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 19714
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                              boyalley will jackhammer it loose for $5 hit him up

                                              GURL he gotta have that all douched out before Teh BoyAlley would go anywhere near it.

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                                                • spasmo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                  • 2678
                                                  #13
                                                  On the off chance you're actually serious, Ex-Lax or something similar. But STAY HOME after you take it.

                                                  And drink plenty of water after that...

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                                                    • Trixxxia
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 5600
                                                      #14
                                                      Go to your local 'natural' store and get either Aloe pills or Aloe gel. Drink and stay close to the washroom

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                                                        • BusterBunny
                                                          perverted justice decoy
                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 19291
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                          GURL he gotta have that all douched out before Teh BoyAlley would go anywhere near it.
                                                          slacker
                                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                            • notabook
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 9748
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by AgentCash
                                                              It appeases the Lord God Archiot so that he may allow the cherry peppers to do their work.
                                                              Interesting... most interesting! I must store that information in my memorybank.

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                                                                • BIGTYMER
                                                                  Junior Achiever
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 17066
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Go to store and by some Fleet® Phospho-soda. You'll be shitting in 10-20 minutes max. Mix it with ginger ale of the taste bothers you.

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                                                                    • spunkmaster
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 2052
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by BigTymer
                                                                      Go to store and by some Fleet® Phospho-soda. You'll be shitting in 10-20 minutes max. Mix it with ginger ale of the taste bothers you.
                                                                      Bingo !

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                                                                        • spunkmaster
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 2052
                                                                          #19
                                                                          If you're really impacted like my son was after he ate a whole block of cheeze then you need something like castor oil to soften things up.

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                                                                            • StuBradley
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                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 2625
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • tony299
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                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 57021
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BigTymer
                                                                                  Go to store and by some Fleet® Phospho-soda. You'll be shitting in 10-20 minutes max. Mix it with ginger ale of the taste bothers you.
                                                                                  yep liquid plumber lol

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                                                                                    • BIGTYMER
                                                                                      Junior Achiever
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 17066
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                      yep liquid plumber lol
                                                                                      LOL! Yeah for sure.

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                                                                                        • msan
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                          • 1336
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          How about prune juice, it's effective.
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                                                                                            • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                                                                              • Apr 2005
                                                                                              • 1472
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Drink enough fruitjuices; they can help loosening up your vowel.

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                                                                                                    • rodney25
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                      • 7090
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      How are you doing now? Anyway, bale fruit can be a very effective laxative. It cleans and tones up the intestines & gives constipation relief.


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