WARNING: CDC has found a new STD spreading quickly! - GoFuckYourself.com

com · 02-11-2006, 06:45 PM

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility
for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing
behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

budz · 02-11-2006, 06:46 PM

lol@that

SmokeyTheBear · 02-11-2006, 06:46 PM

har d har har

stickyfingerz · 02-11-2006, 06:46 PM

*yawn* ......

TreasureBucks · 02-11-2006, 06:49 PM

jacked · 02-11-2006, 06:51 PM

i've located the source...

blazi · 02-11-2006, 06:51 PM

hehe, good one =)

com · 02-11-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked

i've located the source...

buahahahah

blazi · 02-11-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked

i've located the source...

just wtf?!??

seeric · 02-11-2006, 06:53 PM

good one. lol. haha.

SBJ · 02-11-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked

i've located the source...

eeeewww this thread just got scary!

GatorB · 02-11-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

*yawn* ......

So you must love the taste of Bush's cock.

Which is more contradictory?

A) Adult Webmasters for Bush

B) Jews for Hitler

Well Dunn · 02-11-2006, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

So you must love the taste of Bush's cock.

Which is more contradictory?

A) Adult Webmasters for Bush

B) Jews for Hitler

Comparing the adult industry to the holocaust does not help the cause at all. Perhaps you could make your next example a little less desperate sounding and a little more informative. Using that analogy makes you look about as smart as the "god hates fags" people from that westboro thing. The right people will start to listen when people from the industry actualy have something worthwhile to say, instead of "hur hur bush is hitler and eats babies, omg hows his dick taste traitor". It doesnt matter who you have in office, if you dont have people making enough noise, any bill that is designed to look like it has good intentions will pass. Democrats voted on the 2257 changes to ya know, not because they hate adult webmasters, because noone was there to tell them of the drawbacks of it. When you are in public office your not going to vote against a bill that looks like it will help prevent children from being exploited. If you spent less time making offensive, childish, comparisons, and more time speaking like an educated, concerned business owner maybe people will actualy start to take you serious. This goes for 99% of the adult webmasters out there who bitch oh so much about the laws, but do nothing more than bitch on a message board about them.

Spunky · 02-11-2006, 07:07 PM

I think most people already have it and not realize it

GatorB · 02-11-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Well Dunn

Comparing the adult industry to the holocaust does not help the cause at all. Perhaps you could make your next example a little less desperate sounding and a little more informative.

My analogy is fine and obviously it got your attention which was it's intended purpose. I'm not comparing the adult industry to the holocaust and if that's waht you got out of it you are very obtuse. I guess I could have used "Dogs for Dog Catcher", but that's kind of lame.

GatorB · 02-11-2006, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Well Dunn

If you spent less time making offensive, childish, comparisons, and more time speaking like an educated, concerned business owner maybe people will actualy start to take you serious.

You mistake me for someone who actually gives a shit if ANYONE here takes me "seriously". I couldn't care less what anyone here thinks about me.

tony286 · 02-11-2006, 07:21 PM

thats too funny

Well Dunn · 02-11-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

You mistake me for someone who actually gives a shit if ANYONE here takes me "seriously". I couldn't care less what anyone here thinks about me.

very well, carry on

Amnesic · 02-11-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked

i've located the source...

I was holding my cock for no apparent reason

until you posted this pic

StuartD · 10-04-2006, 11:21 AM

Amazing that I just got this in my email today. It's true that nothing dies on the internet.

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