If Myspace was real... - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 10-04-2006, 04:20 PM

If MySpace Was Real:

Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.

19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.

If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars.

Most people would walk around with a full size mirror 2 feet in front of them.

Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

You would look your very best at all times.

Some people would be holding their right arm out straight in front of them at all times.

Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

There would be alot of underage strippers in the world

There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.

"Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable to communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying Sorry but and unexpected error has occurred.

Ramos · 10-04-2006, 04:21 PM

Siggy SPot

GlydeGirl · 10-04-2006, 04:22 PM

Hilarious list Jman!

madawgz · 10-04-2006, 04:22 PM

good view on myspace

HouseHead · 10-04-2006, 04:22 PM

hah Myspace is gettin a bit lame.com but its still fun ;]

Scott McD · 10-04-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

All females are bi

Every female puts this on their profiles. Must be a new thing, pretending to be a lesbian...

Swish · 10-04-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Every female puts this on their profiles. Must be a new thing, pretending to be a lesbian...

Or they just realize that lots of guys think it's hot.

squishypimp · 10-04-2006, 04:41 PM

myspace crashes my browser on the reg.

Scott McD · 10-04-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish

Or they just realize that lots of guys think it's hot.

Yeah, those guys are lame though.

You see it in the clubs here all the time. 2 chicks doing the 'pretend lesbo' dance with each other, checking around them to make sure everyone is looking, and the guys standing by the side with their tongues out.

Sad and pathetic. On both behalfs...

E$_manager · 10-04-2006, 04:50 PM

very interesting.

GlydeGirl · 10-04-2006, 04:53 PM

Real bi-chicks don't try to impress guys!

Elli · 10-04-2006, 05:00 PM

Arg myspace pisses me off so much sometimes. I just know my account will eventually get killed and I'll have to start farming friends again, but until then...

it crashes my browser regularly.

Scootermuze · 10-04-2006, 05:02 PM

Most, "Bi teens" don't even know what it means...

"I'm bi, so guys back off"..

gotta love it

Hollywood Horwitz · 10-04-2006, 05:03 PM

funny stuff, love this line "There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds."

PlugRush Sascha · 10-04-2006, 05:13 PM

That's pretty funny.

dantes · 10-04-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

Real bi-chicks don't try to impress guys!

tru dat! we make out with girls because we like they way we kiss. its softer and get us wet.

TimBlaze · 10-04-2006, 05:45 PM

sounds about right....... gah how can people spend so much time on one site ;)

TimBlaze · 10-04-2006, 05:45 PM

sounds about right....... gah how can people spend so much time on one site ;)

dRI-X · 10-04-2006, 05:58 PM

nice one there.....=)

Halcyon · 10-04-2006, 05:59 PM

that is hilarious. What is it from?!

rodney25 · 10-04-2006, 06:00 PM

MySpace aint real?

DaddyHalbucks · 10-04-2006, 06:06 PM

Great list.

LOL.

marketsmart · 10-04-2006, 06:12 PM

i love it

10-04-2006, 04:20 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,792	If Myspace was real... If MySpace Was Real: Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world. 19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants. If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up. People would be able to photoshop out pimples on their face. Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face. Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey. All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars. Most people would walk around with a full size mirror 2 feet in front of them. Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song. It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting. You would look your very best at all times. Some people would be holding their right arm out straight in front of them at all times. Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher. There would be alot of underage strippers in the world There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds. You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment. When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off. "Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger. At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me." Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like. Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight. People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog. People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable to communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying Sorry but and unexpected error has occurred. __________________ New AI Affiliate Program FantasyXXX.AI TG: @jman1216

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GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Hilarious list Jman!

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GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Real bi-chicks don't try to impress guys!

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Arg myspace pisses me off so much sometimes. I just know my account will eventually get killed and I'll have to start farming friends again, but until then... it crashes my browser regularly. __________________ email: [email protected]

10-04-2006, 05:02 PM	#13
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Most, "Bi teens" don't even know what it means... "I'm bi, so guys back off".. gotta love it

10-04-2006, 05:03 PM	#14
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10-04-2006, 05:13 PM	#15
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10-04-2006, 05:45 PM	#17
TimBlaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,625	sounds about right....... gah how can people spend so much time on one site ;) __________________ Roll that shit, light that shit,

10-04-2006, 05:58 PM	#19
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10-04-2006, 05:59 PM	#20
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