Maui visitor questions
? Does the ocean go all around the island?
? Do you live here?
? What is the altitude at sea level?
? How do you call the United States?
? Where is the bridge to Lanai? I?ve been driving all over the island and I can?t find it.
? A lady once asked me driving directions to Waikiki. I told her she had to take a plane, but she explained that she had a rental car, and preferred to drive.
? What time of the year does the sun set in front of Lanai?
? There must not be that many tourists on Maui, I?ve only seen Hawaiian license plates.
? Can you swim under Molokini?
? What kind of postage do I need to send a letter to the United States?
? Can my teenage daughter go snorkeling? She?s having her period and I?m afraid she?ll attract sharks.
? Does the submarine go under the island?
? What do you do in the rain?
? Do you have the moon here? I?ve been here 5 days and I still haven?t seen it.
? Are there sharks in the ocean?
? A guest came in to ask for the number to the Humane Society, she wanted to report the inhumane treatment of pigs at the luau.
? Where on the island can I go to get a closer view of the sunset?
? Does the water go all around the island?
? Is that island always out there?
? Where can I buy bulk chum? I?d like to scare my new wife.
? What side of the island is the Atlantic Ocean?
? A lady asks where the mahalo is, she?s looking to throw her trash away. When I ask what she means, she explains that mahalo must mean trash can or tip jar, because she has seen it on every can since she got here.
? A fisherman is cutting the bill off a marlin after it has been weighed and a curious onlooker asks if it hurts the fish.
? Pointing to a catamaran, a man asks if sharks can jump up on the trampoline.
? A lady brings 8 baby food jars to the beach to collect the different colors of water.
? A gentleman takes a submarine ride, and as he climbs up and out of the boat he notices the deck is wet and asks if it has recently rained.
? Is it dark in the water at night?
? Is that Japan?
? Which beach is closest to the sunset?
? Do I have to get a permit to swim out in the ocean?
? When does the bus leave for Lanai?
? Where does the sun set?
? Do I have to wear my swimsuit to the luau?
? Is that another island?
? How do you folks make the water so blue?
? Is the volcano still erupting?
? How many sunset cruises do you have a day?
? Are there any whales out there?
? Can you boat all the way around?
? Are the whales always wet?
? So where do you go to see the whales?
? Do you accept American money, or do I have to go to the bank to get genuine Hawaiian money?
? Is Waikiki Beach on Front Street?
? Are those big waves the surfers ride made by the boats cruising by?
? (At Lahaina Beach Center) ?Where is Lahaina??
? I am a tourist. What should I do?
? Two old ladies looking at crabs on the beach) ?Do these Maui spiders bite??
? (Old ladies watching a cane fire miles away) ?Is that the Navy having target practice??
? (A family from the mainland watching hippy baggers in a shopping center) ?How can those hippies afford to live on this expensive island? We can?t even afford to live here!?
? Where is a safe reef to snorkel where the whales can?t eat us?
? I can?t see the glass on that glassbottom boat. So where is it?
? Where is the nude beach so we can meet some guys?
? Do I have to buy a Hawaiian dictionary to speak to these locals?
? Where are the Pineapple trees?
? Do you live here?
? What is the altitude at sea level?
? How do you call the United States?
? Where is the bridge to Lanai? I?ve been driving all over the island and I can?t find it.
? A lady once asked me driving directions to Waikiki. I told her she had to take a plane, but she explained that she had a rental car, and preferred to drive.
? What time of the year does the sun set in front of Lanai?
? There must not be that many tourists on Maui, I?ve only seen Hawaiian license plates.
? Can you swim under Molokini?
? What kind of postage do I need to send a letter to the United States?
? Can my teenage daughter go snorkeling? She?s having her period and I?m afraid she?ll attract sharks.
? Does the submarine go under the island?
? What do you do in the rain?
? Do you have the moon here? I?ve been here 5 days and I still haven?t seen it.
? Are there sharks in the ocean?
? A guest came in to ask for the number to the Humane Society, she wanted to report the inhumane treatment of pigs at the luau.
? Where on the island can I go to get a closer view of the sunset?
? Does the water go all around the island?
? Is that island always out there?
? Where can I buy bulk chum? I?d like to scare my new wife.
? What side of the island is the Atlantic Ocean?
? A lady asks where the mahalo is, she?s looking to throw her trash away. When I ask what she means, she explains that mahalo must mean trash can or tip jar, because she has seen it on every can since she got here.
? A fisherman is cutting the bill off a marlin after it has been weighed and a curious onlooker asks if it hurts the fish.
? Pointing to a catamaran, a man asks if sharks can jump up on the trampoline.
? A lady brings 8 baby food jars to the beach to collect the different colors of water.
? A gentleman takes a submarine ride, and as he climbs up and out of the boat he notices the deck is wet and asks if it has recently rained.
? Is it dark in the water at night?
? Is that Japan?
? Which beach is closest to the sunset?
? Do I have to get a permit to swim out in the ocean?
? When does the bus leave for Lanai?
? Where does the sun set?
? Do I have to wear my swimsuit to the luau?
? Is that another island?
? How do you folks make the water so blue?
? Is the volcano still erupting?
? How many sunset cruises do you have a day?
? Are there any whales out there?
? Can you boat all the way around?
? Are the whales always wet?
? So where do you go to see the whales?
? Do you accept American money, or do I have to go to the bank to get genuine Hawaiian money?
? Is Waikiki Beach on Front Street?
? Are those big waves the surfers ride made by the boats cruising by?
? (At Lahaina Beach Center) ?Where is Lahaina??
? I am a tourist. What should I do?
? Two old ladies looking at crabs on the beach) ?Do these Maui spiders bite??
? (Old ladies watching a cane fire miles away) ?Is that the Navy having target practice??
? (A family from the mainland watching hippy baggers in a shopping center) ?How can those hippies afford to live on this expensive island? We can?t even afford to live here!?
? Where is a safe reef to snorkel where the whales can?t eat us?
? I can?t see the glass on that glassbottom boat. So where is it?
? Where is the nude beach so we can meet some guys?
? Do I have to buy a Hawaiian dictionary to speak to these locals?
? Where are the Pineapple trees?
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