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pussyluver · 09-30-2006, 07:48 AM

JimtheFiend smokes! He is killing us all! From Drudge:

GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING 'SIGNIFICANT' CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING
Fri Sep 29 2006 09:04:05 ET

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"

Gore, who was introduced by Secretary-General Kofi Annan, said the world faces a "full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth."

Gore showed computer-generated projections of ocean water rushing in to submerge the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City, parts of China, India and other nations, should ice shelves in Antarctica or Greenland melt and slip into the sea.

"The planet itself will do nicely, thank you very much what is at risk is human civilization," Gore said. After a series of Q& A with the audience, which had little to do with global warming and more about his political future, Annan bid "adios" to Gore.

Then, Gore had his staff opened a stack of cardboard boxes to begin selling his new book, "An Inconvenient Truth, The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It," $19.95, to the U.N. diplomats.

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Great way to sell books

LittleMack · 09-30-2006, 07:49 AM

I saw that and it is nuts

stickyfingerz · 09-30-2006, 07:51 AM

Yup had to turn the heat on last night. Brrrrrrrr global warming. rofl.

pussyluver · 09-30-2006, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleMack

I saw that and it is nuts

Then there is that story about the congressman hitting on the pages and high-school students. Sat on the committee to protect from the same thing.

Someone lmade comment: Is it "No child left behind" or "no child's behind left..."

SmokeyTheBear · 09-30-2006, 08:13 AM

whata dipshit.. before humans were around forest fires would burn for months and months , and oil slicks would burn for literally years.

1200mics · 09-30-2006, 08:44 AM

i only know cigarette smoking can cause cancer,heart dissease and other health problems , but global warming i don't believe that

cess · 09-30-2006, 08:47 AM

manbearpig still at it eh?

scardog · 09-30-2006, 08:49 AM

I guess all the people that backed Gore and his little movie have to quit smoking now, right?

Martin3 · 09-30-2006, 08:53 AM

.....and then Gore and his entourage jump into their fleet of SUV's and drove to his private jet and flew to his next book signing....err global warming awareness seminar....

dakota1358 · 09-30-2006, 09:13 AM

Are you feeling any warmer? I just lit one up

LiveDose · 09-30-2006, 09:21 AM

That man done gone and lost his mind.

DateDoc · 09-30-2006, 10:07 AM

Can you please pass this along to Mr Gore for a response:

"If we wish to cut CO2 emissions to curb global warming, we'd better have a morotorium on volcanic eruptions as well; one volcano that erupted in the 1990's, and granted it was the largest of the century, emitted more carbon dioxide and sulphur dioxide than all of mankind since the industrial revolution."

pussyluver · 09-30-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

That man done gone and lost his mind.

No, he's bookin cash on book sales and speaking engagements. Prolly two faced as hell besides the jet travel. Maybe he sucks a cigar every chance he gets. Yeah, Limbaugh sends him Cuban Cigars!!

whitey · 09-30-2006, 10:12 AM

Farting contributes to global warming, as does breathing.

WarChild · 09-30-2006, 10:14 AM

Global Warming, what a myth.

godisdead · 09-30-2006, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by whitey

Farting contributes to global warming, as does breathing.

Exactly! How dare you fart and breathe! Don't you have any conscience?
Don't you understand that "nature" is more important than human life, because ... because ... look! Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

Darkland · 09-30-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Global Warming, what a myth.

I dont think there IS a way to stop it. There are large amounts of scientist who now believe that Global Warming is a cyclical phase of the planet. It has happened before and long after we are dead it will happen again.

CaptainHowdy · 09-30-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by cess

manbearpig still at it eh?

!!

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