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  • pussyluver
    Clueless OleMan
    • Mar 2003
    • 11009

    #1

    Smoke a Cigarette - Contribute to Global Warming!

    JimtheFiend smokes! He is killing us all! From Drudge:

    GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING 'SIGNIFICANT' CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING
    Fri Sep 29 2006 09:04:05 ET

    Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"

    Gore, who was introduced by Secretary-General Kofi Annan, said the world faces a "full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth."

    Gore showed computer-generated projections of ocean water rushing in to submerge the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City, parts of China, India and other nations, should ice shelves in Antarctica or Greenland melt and slip into the sea.

    "The planet itself will do nicely, thank you very much what is at risk is human civilization," Gore said. After a series of Q& A with the audience, which had little to do with global warming and more about his political future, Annan bid "adios" to Gore.

    Then, Gore had his staff opened a stack of cardboard boxes to begin selling his new book, "An Inconvenient Truth, The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It," $19.95, to the U.N. diplomats.

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    Great way to sell books
  • LittleMack
    www.pornkings.com
    • Oct 2003
    • 4645

    #2
    I saw that and it is nuts
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    • stickyfingerz
      Doin fine
      • Oct 2005
      • 24984

      #3
      Yup had to turn the heat on last night. Brrrrrrrr global warming. rofl.

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      • pussyluver
        Clueless OleMan
        • Mar 2003
        • 11009

        #4
        Originally posted by LittleMack
        I saw that and it is nuts
        Then there is that story about the congressman hitting on the pages and high-school students. Sat on the committee to protect from the same thing.

        Someone lmade comment: Is it "No child left behind" or "no child's behind left..."

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        • SmokeyTheBear
          ►SouthOfHeaven
          • Jun 2004
          • 28609

          #5
          whata dipshit.. before humans were around forest fires would burn for months and months , and oil slicks would burn for literally years.
          hatisblack at yahoo.com

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          • 1200mics
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 5131

            #6
            i only know cigarette smoking can cause cancer,heart dissease and other health problems , but global warming i don't believe that

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            • cess
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2006
              • 2921

              #7
              manbearpig still at it eh?

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              • scardog
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 886

                #8
                I guess all the people that backed Gore and his little movie have to quit smoking now, right?

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                • Martin3
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 1529

                  #9
                  .....and then Gore and his entourage jump into their fleet of SUV's and drove to his private jet and flew to his next book signing....err global warming awareness seminar....

                  264-543-302

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                  • dakota1358
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2114

                    #10
                    Are you feeling any warmer? I just lit one up
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                    • LiveDose
                      Show Yer Tits!
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 25792

                      #11
                      That man done gone and lost his mind.

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                      • DateDoc
                        Outside looking in.
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 14243

                        #12
                        Can you please pass this along to Mr Gore for a response:

                        "If we wish to cut CO2 emissions to curb global warming, we'd better have a morotorium on volcanic eruptions as well; one volcano that erupted in the 1990's, and granted it was the largest of the century, emitted more carbon dioxide and sulphur dioxide than all of mankind since the industrial revolution."

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LiveDose
                          That man done gone and lost his mind.
                          No, he's bookin cash on book sales and speaking engagements. Prolly two faced as hell besides the jet travel. Maybe he sucks a cigar every chance he gets. Yeah, Limbaugh sends him Cuban Cigars!!

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                          • whitey
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 125

                            #14
                            Farting contributes to global warming, as does breathing.
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                            • WarChild
                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 17263

                              #15
                              Global Warming, what a myth.
                              .

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                              • godisdead
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 1213

                                #16
                                Originally posted by whitey
                                Farting contributes to global warming, as does breathing.
                                Exactly! How dare you fart and breathe! Don't you have any conscience?
                                Don't you understand that "nature" is more important than human life, because ... because ... look! Behind you! A three-headed monkey!
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                                • Darkland
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 1488

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                  Global Warming, what a myth.
                                  I dont think there IS a way to stop it. There are large amounts of scientist who now believe that Global Warming is a cyclical phase of the planet. It has happened before and long after we are dead it will happen again.


                                  "The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives." H.S.T. 09/12/01

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                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 94037

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by cess
                                    manbearpig still at it eh?
                                    !!

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