Is Screetch The Pauly Shore Of The Entertainment Industry Now? - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 09-28-2006, 01:00 PM

These guys should both be shot and pissed on LOL!

Ok maybe let Pauly live, but definetely shoot the screetch!!

DH

fris · 09-28-2006, 01:11 PM

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

09-28-2006, 01:13 PM

At least Pauly is cool enough to make cameos on Entourage!

Phoenix · 09-28-2006, 01:15 PM

he did the dirty Sanchez? ah man that is the SHIT!!!

Digipimp · 09-28-2006, 01:16 PM

come on we all know he paid those hoes with t-shirt money to do the tape with him

ready lube · 09-28-2006, 01:23 PM

Great comparison here. I think Pauly had a bit more of a career.

fris · 09-28-2006, 01:27 PM

paulys movies i enjoyed heh

anne · 09-28-2006, 02:36 PM

LOL the dirty sanchez lives again

BIGTYMER · 09-28-2006, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

Great comparison here. I think Pauly had a bit more of a career.

Maybe more of a career but Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers) made tons more money.

OG LennyT · 09-28-2006, 03:19 PM

Screech hasnt reached Pauly Shore status imho

BruceM · 09-28-2006, 03:28 PM

I want a threesome with Kelly and Jesse

RobbieRye · 09-28-2006, 03:51 PM

I still watch Saved By The Bell in the morning

myjah · 09-28-2006, 04:30 PM

Ewww, who really wants to watch that??

Vegas Ken · 09-28-2006, 05:54 PM

I saw Pauly Shore open for Sam Kinison back in the day in San Diego, beleive it or not, the dude was really funny.

What happend since then?

09-28-2006, 01:00 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Is Screetch The Pauly Shore Of The Entertainment Industry Now? These guys should both be shot and pissed on LOL! Ok maybe let Pauly live, but definetely shoot the screetch!! DH

09-28-2006, 01:11 PM	#2
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

09-28-2006, 01:15 PM	#4
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09-28-2006, 01:16 PM	#5
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09-28-2006, 01:23 PM	#6
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09-28-2006, 01:13 PM	#3
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	At least Pauly is cool enough to make cameos on Entourage!

09-28-2006, 01:27 PM	#7
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09-28-2006, 02:36 PM	#8
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09-28-2006, 03:19 PM	#10
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09-28-2006, 03:51 PM	#12
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09-28-2006, 04:30 PM	#13
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09-28-2006, 05:54 PM	#14
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