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MasterSEO · 09-30-2006, 02:54 AM

new page?

loreen · 09-30-2006, 02:55 AM

bump bump

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 02:55 AM

Hockey is back baby

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 02:55 AM

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."

"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"

"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.

"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"

"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

abz · 09-30-2006, 02:55 AM

bump for all the hommies out there ....YO!!!

MasterSEO · 09-30-2006, 02:55 AM

on top!!!!!!!!!!!

Pipeline Q · 09-30-2006, 02:55 AM

heh good one

AmigoPorn · 09-30-2006, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and *splat!*... he flattened the cat.

Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.

When the housewife came to the door, said he, "Pardon memadame, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off...."

"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat?
Could you describe him? What does he look like?"

The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said...
"He looks like thts"as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.

"Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied.
"I meant, what did he look like *before* you hit him?"

The man got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed "Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"

I must be slow this morning. I don't get it

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 02:56 AM

go to sleep bitch

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 02:56 AM

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

baX · 09-30-2006, 02:56 AM

So this is the last day then.

MasterSEO · 09-30-2006, 02:56 AM

thread will end so soon... so keep bumping..

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 02:56 AM

What's the track that plays at the beginning of the game druglord ?

Shotoku · 09-30-2006, 02:57 AM

bump bump

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 02:57 AM

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.

Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

u-Bob · 09-30-2006, 02:57 AM

- B*U*M*P -

MasterSEO · 09-30-2006, 02:57 AM

i love the 30 inches LCD Monitor...

abz · 09-30-2006, 02:57 AM

bump for Dawny ....YO!!!

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 02:58 AM

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to
appear for a minor traffic summons.

He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.

"WHAT FOR?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.

The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."

The guy replied...
"I know - I'm just seeing if I have enough for 2 more words!"

MasterSEO · 09-30-2006, 02:58 AM

30 inches LCD Monitor here we go!!

Pipeline Q · 09-30-2006, 02:58 AM

good jokes

u-Bob · 09-30-2006, 02:58 AM

What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?

A short circuit.

AmigoPorn · 09-30-2006, 02:59 AM

THis thread is moving along nicely

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 02:59 AM

no idea...

loreen · 09-30-2006, 02:59 AM

up up up

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 02:59 AM

10 left for me

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 03:00 AM

sex is good

RayBonga · 09-30-2006, 03:00 AM

Keep those jokes coming

baX · 09-30-2006, 03:00 AM

its still a long way to go (at least 5 or 6 hours)

Pipeline Q · 09-30-2006, 03:00 AM

page is flying

delite · 09-30-2006, 03:00 AM

Bump for 5k

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 03:00 AM

shoot the answer mofo

abz · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

bump for the hommie MO...YO!!!!

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

ahh just seen it

delite · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

good speed

AmigoPorn · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

This thread is lightning fast

Pipeline Q · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

it will slow way down when ppl reach 60

u-Bob · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 03:01 AM

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

delite · 09-30-2006, 03:02 AM

keep going

RayBonga · 09-30-2006, 03:02 AM

I'll post some funny pics too

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 03:02 AM

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

delite · 09-30-2006, 03:03 AM

new page soon

Pipeline Q · 09-30-2006, 03:03 AM

bump from me

cool1 · 09-30-2006, 03:03 AM

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

abz · 09-30-2006, 03:03 AM

not forgetting the hommie George...YO!!

RayBonga · 09-30-2006, 03:03 AM

delite · 09-30-2006, 03:04 AM

Move it fast

Dagwolf · 09-30-2006, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

I saw a video of that. Try searching youtube for sperm bank robbery, it's probably there.

Pipeline Q · 09-30-2006, 03:04 AM

fresh page?

09-30-2006, 02:54 AM	#3501
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09-30-2006, 02:55 AM	#3504
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?" "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk. "A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!" "In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket." __________________

09-30-2006, 02:55 AM	#3505
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09-30-2006, 02:55 AM	#3507
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09-30-2006, 02:56 AM	#3510
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. __________________

09-30-2006, 02:56 AM	#3511
baX Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BP Posts: 17,911	So this is the last day then.

09-30-2006, 02:56 AM	#3512
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09-30-2006, 02:57 AM	#3515
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09-30-2006, 02:57 AM	#3516
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09-30-2006, 02:57 AM	#3517
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09-30-2006, 02:57 AM	#3518
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09-30-2006, 02:58 AM	#3519
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day. "WHAT FOR?!?!?" he snapped at the judge. The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The guy replied... "I know - I'm just seeing if I have enough for 2 more words!" __________________

09-30-2006, 02:58 AM	#3520
MasterSEO Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,325	30 inches LCD Monitor here we go!! __________________ CHEAP US TRAFFIC

09-30-2006, 02:58 AM	#3521
Pipeline Q Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,891	good jokes

09-30-2006, 02:58 AM	#3522
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? A short circuit.

09-30-2006, 02:59 AM	#3523
AmigoPorn Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mexico - So far away from god, so close to the United States Posts: 21,583	THis thread is moving along nicely __________________ ICQ: 267899523

09-30-2006, 02:59 AM	#3525
loreen myadultdesign.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Europe Posts: 12,558	up up up __________________ Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio My logo portfolio: PornLogos.com

09-30-2006, 03:00 AM	#3527
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	sex is good __________________

09-30-2006, 03:00 AM	#3528
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Keep those jokes coming

09-30-2006, 03:00 AM	#3529
baX Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BP Posts: 17,911	its still a long way to go (at least 5 or 6 hours)

09-30-2006, 03:00 AM	#3530
Pipeline Q Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,891	page is flying

09-30-2006, 03:00 AM	#3531
delite Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,833	Bump for 5k

09-30-2006, 03:01 AM	#3533
abz Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 109-819-688 Posts: 4,498	bump for the hommie MO...YO!!!! __________________ Got mainstream or adult blogs? Create an adsense empire with the click of a button Need Banners Galleries Logos? Reliable Designer -- ICQ -- 109-825-688

09-30-2006, 03:01 AM	#3535
delite Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,833	good speed

09-30-2006, 03:01 AM	#3536
AmigoPorn Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mexico - So far away from god, so close to the United States Posts: 21,583	This thread is lightning fast __________________ ICQ: 267899523

09-30-2006, 03:01 AM	#3537
Pipeline Q Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,891	it will slow way down when ppl reach 60

09-30-2006, 03:01 AM	#3538
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked. The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."

09-30-2006, 03:01 AM	#3539
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. __________________

09-30-2006, 03:02 AM	#3540
delite Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,833	keep going

09-30-2006, 03:02 AM	#3541
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I'll post some funny pics too

09-30-2006, 03:02 AM	#3542
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." __________________

09-30-2006, 03:03 AM	#3543
delite Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,833	new page soon